I snapped my fingers and spawned a table full of beer, kegs, and other beverages that would destroy someone's insides
"Lets begin by seeing who can drink more"
"Okie Dokie Lokie"
Rainbow Dash then decided to step in "I'm so in, you both going down!"
Twilight levitated 3 trays that held 10 shot glasses filled with light alcohol each in front of RD, Keith, and Pinkie
"I can't believe i'm doing this" Twilight said as she walk out from around the corner wearing a tight white T-shirt, and black spandex. Rainbow just smiled and winked, Keith was whistling profoundly.
Pinkie, and surprisingly Celestia stared at her flank, who both proceeded to say " DAYUUM GIRL!"
Twilight blushed at her mentor's antics. "Round one!" Twilight spoke as she held up the sign that said 'round one' with her hooves.
Rainbow was first to reach her glass, and downed it immediately. She looked over at Keith, and Pinkie, her eyes widened both were already 2 shots ahead. It was getting close now Pinkie had accidentally choked on a shot which put her behind one shot behind RD who was on her 5th, while Keith on his 6th.
Keith had suddenly gotten a stupid idea that might just work, he unblocked the back of his throat, and threw the liquid from his last 4 shots in the air, and downed each one with rapid success. Rainbow finished a little before Pinkie.
"Winner of round one, Keith!" A white mare with an electric blue mane shouted into a microphone attached to a set of turn tables. "NOOOOO HOW COULD I LOOSE" Rainbow shouted into the face of some random pony over a table.
Pinkie Pie pouted "no fair"
"Better luck next time Pinkie, I'm a natural a drinking" Keith said
"It's okay at least i'm taking my drinks better than RD over there.
Rainbow Dash was laying on a table, passed out from how fast she drank
"I'll take her home" the timid yellow pegasus know as Fluttershy spoke up.
"So whats round 2 gonna be?" Keith asked Pinkie
"who can make the most craziest thing happen"
"Your so on"
Twilight levitated the sign this time that said 'round 2'
Twilight was a bit preoccupied in a back room with Celestia for a "Private session" involving what happens when a horn gets dirty, whats best to clean it with a rag or "OH CELESTIA LICK IT FASTER AAAAHHHHHH" ummm Ignoriing.
Pinkie started of by snatching the white mare away from here turn tables
"Hey Pinkie whats the big idea!"
"Relax Vinyl I'm just borrowing your body for a sec" The white mare blushed at her choice of words. Pinkie pushed hey head down with one hoof, pulled on her tail, which made the mares head snap up and form a multi-hued ball of light. Then Pinkie pushed the mares tail back and used it as a crank making the ball spin creating a spinning strobe light show that floated into the air and burst into dazzling sparkles that floated to the floor.
"hah! top that" Pinkie said
"A Challenge Given, A Challenge Received." Keith slammed his hands together, and slowly started to pull them apart. Something pink was slowly starting to spawn, it was a pink fluffy earth pony mare that held a remote control with a single word on it *pompf*
"YOU... WOULDN'T... DARE..." Pinkie Pie said threateningly
"PILLOW MASTER, FFFFIIIIIIIRRRRREE" the mare pressed the button, after she did all you hear is a loud *POMPF* come from the sky, and see Pinkie running for her life.
"NNNNNOOOOOOOOO-" Pinkie yelled but was cut short. *POMPF* a pillow suddenly hit Pinkie Pie in the head, she turned around with the pillow still on her head, and walked back to the library.
"Thank you master of the pillows, for your assistance" Keith bowed to the pillow master.
The mare crossed her eyes, stuck out her tongue and blew on it very quickly.
"Thank you master" Keith said. The mare jumped into the crowed and started to drag a black insect type thing with a horn into a pillow hut with a sign the said 'fun cave' everyone heard a laugh come from the hut.
"OK Keith you win this round" Pinkie said with a grin on her face, as she shook off the pillow. "But it's time for round 3"
"Whats round 3?" I asked
"Who can make the best treats for everypony to eat"
"Your so on" I finshed, as I slammed a book shut I had been reading after I finished summoning the pillow master the title of the book is: "Pony Diets, Whats Good and Whats Not"
Twilight, and Celestia walk out from the back room, Twilights mane was a mess and she smelt of something, I cant quite put my finger on it aww well, Celestia smelt the same as Twilight, except that Twilight wasn't wearing the cloths, and Celestia was. Also it got a lot of cheers from the stallions who were drunk. Celestia is acting awfully stranger since our last meet, I wonder what happened.
***
Just after Celestia's departure from Keith.
"Sweet mother of me i'm really turned on right now, damn you Keith why'd you go and shove a long... hard... no! It was just a carrot nothing to..." Celestia's sentence was cut short as she stared at a white puffy cloud "oh to Tartarus with it" She landed on the cloud and started to sing "I'm walking on sunshine wwwwooooaahh, I'm walking on sunshine wwwwooooaaahhh, and dont it feel good!" Good now that thats out of the way time to
"LOOK OUT LOOK OUT LOOK OUT!"
Celestia turned her head only to see a rainbow blur slam into her, but the blur wasn't there anymore in fact she didn't feel a thi... Her pupils shrank, and shouted loudly "IIIIIII CCCCCCAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!"
***
Back at the party
Celestia held up the sign with gusto "RRRRROOOOUUUNNDDD TTTHHHRRREEEE!" she shouted.
Pinkie Pulled out a over from no where and started to make cupcakes at breakneck speed. I was stunned of how fast she had gone from nothing to 13 dozen cupcakes. I quickly looked around for something to make until I saw a grey pegasus mare, blond mane, and walled eyed stare eating a muffin.
I smiled as a stupid thought came to mind. I hastily poof'd up a muffin with a twirl of the hands, then I looked around again and found what I was looking for, on a stallions shirt was a bright red button. I snapped of the button much to the displeasure of the random guy, and floated both the button and the muffin in the air.
I slid open a blue dashboard into the air with a swipe of the hand and tapped on the icon that said 'smart ass fuser.' A dual end portal poped up in front of me, one side blue, one side red. I threw the items into the blue side and from the red side came one of my favorite things "aaahhhhhhh Hello again my muffin button" DAMN SHES ALREADY AT 37 DOZEN? I gotta move fast. I set the button on the ground, as i spawned a jackhammer, and placed it on the button and turned it on.
Muffins had started appearing behind me a tad bit faster than Pinkie was cooking her cupcakes, so I was painfully slowly catching...
"And Thats Time! Sorry Keith" Vinyl said
"It's all good, I had fun besides the muffins weren't that good"
"Really? she seems to enjoy them." Pinkie piped up and pointed to a grey mare that was swimming in the mountain of muffins.
"Okay then well now that we have provided food for the party, whats round four going to be?"
"How about we see who can do the pony polka the best?"
"Nope, nu-uh, no, nada, never, you win this one only because I refuse to do a dance that sounds so retarded, so retarded in fact I forfeit, and you are the only true party pony" I claim in annoyance and defeat.
"WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH! IT'S PINKIE PIE HER AND I KNOW YOU WONT MISS ME BUT WAIT THERES ROOM FOR THREEEEE, KEITH GUMMIE AND ME NOW IT'S A PARTY!!!!!!!"
"Well I love to keep partying with you pinkie but I'm tired so I'm going to bed" I started to walk to the door so I could find a nice comfy rock to sleep on.
"Okay bye Keith it was fun partying with you"
Rarity then jumped in "Oh my Keith it seems you dont have a place to stay tonight, how would you like to come sleep with me at my place tonight"
"Inviting someone you just meet into your home, what do you take me for some kind of cheap whore!" I said in a fake angry dramatic tone
"N-no no that not what I meant at all I umm I uh w-what?" she stuttered out and blushed
"Relax Rarity I dont mind, just the way you worded it so I had to make a joke, but I wouldn't mind a place to sleep tonight, thank you for the offer"
"Oh well umm l uh lets never speak of this again, alright, okay, lets be on our way then" she pushed the door open and walked out hiding her face with her mane
"Well this going to be one interesting night" I walked out the door and caught up with Rarity
"What a lovely night, wouldn't you agree Keith?" she spoke softly to the sky letting the moonlight shine on her
"Yes rarity it's very beautiful out tonight"
"Anything in particular that has caught your eye?" she turned to me batting her eyes
"Well the stars are very noticeable here and tonights not that cold but not to hot luckily i'm here with with you" I said looking to the sky in aww.
"Oh Keith you have such a marvelous way with words" she leaned on you closing her eyes
"Umm Rarity what are you doing?"
She snapped her eyes open and stood straight "I uh umm nothing, let us be on our way" she said quickly
We finally came to her home, a giant carousel.
"Welcome to the Carousel Boutique, and your new home!" she said with nervousness and happiness
"It looks very good Rarity" I said looking at all the mannequins, dresses, and cloth "and by my guess your a fashion designer"
"Yes I am and i'm very proud of my work, in fact your appearance, of a black hair, light brown, and red eyes it is very unique I only know one other pony that has red eyes, but she is in manehattan right now, oh this gives me an idea" she said lost in thought.
"okay then... where do I sleep?" I asked without wanting to know how she knows so much about my physic
"Well you can always sleep with me" she said not comprehending what she just said, but then her head snapped upwards with a blush and turned to a smirking me to her horror that she just revealed her affection for me
"Well would you like me to sleep with you?"
"NO! I MEAN YES I MEAN I UMM heh" she passed out from embarrassment
"RARITY!" i yelled as I caught her before she hit the ground "well lets get you to be Rares I think you've earned it" I took her upstairs to the largest room that I assumed was hers, laid her on the bed, and covered her with the blanket.
She smiled and whispered "Keith"
As I walked away I heard her speak again in her sleep
"Keith please dont go" she spoke with a whimper at the end
"Damn i'm a sucker for dames in distress" I said as I took off my shirt and glasses, and placed them on a night stand. Then I crawled into bed with Rarity