"For the seventh time, I'm sorry Twilight I didn't know what to do, and if any of them got passed me they would have got you and everyone else could have got hurt"
"OKAY! I get it your upset, but i'm not mad just disappointed with you"
Ouch she pulled that card on me, okay now i'm really starting to regret hurting Celestia. I sigh as I wait in the E.R. with the group apparently called the "mane 6" waiting to hear the news of the Princess' health, that was till a blue lightning bolt blasted a hole in the ceiling, as a blue alicorn dropped down from the hole looking furious, I just sat there with a blank expression as I leaned back on the chair that I spawned because I sensed no immediate danger.
"YOU THERE!!!" the force of her voice literally flung me back and slammed me into the wall, that fucking hurt, I pulled myself out of the hole that is shaped like me. As soon as I did she was in my face again, aw shit.
"YOU HAVE HURT THY FAMILY AND ONLY SISTER, YOU SHALL PAY!!!" I was slammed into the wall a second time.
I laughed hard.
"WHY DOES YE LAUGH AT ONES OWN DEMISE, HAVE YOU NO HEART!!!"
"I have a heart but I do not care for those who go out of their way to hurt the innocent" I said rather calmly.
She looked at me in shock "YOU HAVE HARMED THY SISTER AND YOU CLAIM TO BE INNOCENT!!!"
I was slammed into the the wall that I had pulled myself from just 5 seconds ago. this is starting to get really annoying "I never said I was innocent, I was protecting 6 mares from being sliced to death by your sister"
The blue alicorn was giving off an intense aura of rage emitting from her "I hurt her, yes, do I feel bad about hurting her, yes, but I will never fret upon the past" I looked at the crown atop her head "princess..."
Her horn lit up like a raging blue inferno, and was about to blast me to who knows where, until a white hoof was place on her shoulder
"Luna, sister, stop this, i'm fine" the blue alicorn named Luna turned around, and hugged her sister, Celestia.
"Sister your okay?" Luna asked
"I'm fine, it'll take more than a few cuts to bring me down, and Keith" Celestia said my name with a cheerful glee that i'm less than comfortable with.
"What?" I ask on guard in case she tries anything funny
"Relax I mean you no harm, you have displayed great traits, you have defended your friends from harm, and have stuck by your actions, and defended the defenseless in a time when you could have saved yourself instead you stayed by your friends side" she said.
"Well yeah anyone would have have done the same for their friends, but why are you stating the obvious?"
"Quick to the point I see, I like that, but I wish to grant you a stay in ponyville"
"WHAT!?" everyone screamed
"I just wish you would be a bit nicer is all, and i'm sure that with the help of your friends you'll be the nicest pony out there" she finished with a smile
"Yeah whatever your say hothead or is it the fact you just dont want me around large civilized areas because of my destructive power" I said with a smile.
Just then everyone burst out into laughter, not cool
"Hey Luna"
"What is it ape?"
"How would you and your sister do without magic or flying for a day?" I grinned as I snapped my fingers. A loud echo and tremor went through the hospital.
"Foalish mortal you cannot stop our power" Luna said simply
"Okay then try to hover in the air or use magic to prove me wrong then" Luna jumped into the air, and unfurled her wings only to face plant on the floor
"Lulu! Are you okay" Celestia said as she tried to focus her magic but could not.
"Oh i'm sorry are you looking for these."
I pulled out four glowing balls two of them had a mark of a sun ablaze while the color of the orbs were a bright pink while the other was a sky blue and the other two a crescent moon in front of a ink blot but these ones were black and dark blue.
I watched as Celestia's mane went from the green, blue, and pink color to a single green. I took their magic and pegasus abilities.
"Now say your sorry, and I'll give them back" Luna just glared daggers at me, man if looks could kill
"I'm sorry for laughing at you Edit" I stared at her because of the use of my first name
"Well thank you for the apology Celestia here you go" I tossed her her orbs as she somehow caught them with her hooves.
She looked at me with a confused face, and asked "What do I do with these?"
"Just smash them together" she did just that.
I watched as her power seeped back into her body as her hair returned back to the three colors, you know she doesn't look half bad,
"Now that that is takin care of, sister don't you have something to say"
Luna spoke but her voice was muffled
"Luna say sorr-..."
I cut her off "it's okay I speak muffle here you go" I tossed her, her balls
***
Me and the other mares and two princesses left the hospital, 'maybe I should stay for a while, see all the stupid that'll happen'
Just then Pinkie appeared in front of me with the biggest smile ever "guesswhattolatei'lltellyouanywayi'mgonnnathrowyouawelcometoponyvillepartyattwilightsok,ok!"
".........yes"
Pinkie then shot off in a pink blur.
"Thats pinkie for ya, so partner you got any questions?" AJ asked
"A few, is Pinkie naturally like that or is it a one time thing?"
Everyone sighed and claimed "Pinkie" together. we started walking to ponyville.
"Hey ah gots a question fer ya, how'd you do all that stuff when fighting the tha princess there?"
"Yes that troubled me too, how did you do all that Edit?" Celestia added
"First of all call me Keith, secondly, my power is too allow me to spawn or edit with equal or less power than myself, and since I took away your abilities not too long ago, it means I have greater power than you, and really though my name should have given it away"
Twilight glared at me for belittling her princess
"What it's true" I stated as I started to float in the air. "Okay my turn" I floated upside down in front of Luna "who are YOU" I said as I poked her in the nose
"I promise you I will send you to the depths of Tartarus ape!" she yelled at me with modern speak and without blowing my ear drums out
"not my question Luna"
"You will address me as "Princess" Luna is that understood?"
I completely ignored her while I spawned a carrot, and proceeded to open Celesia's muzzle, against her will, and shove the carrot in her mouth, closed her mouth, forced her to chew, lifted her head up, and pat her back which made her wings flair and swallow the carrot.
"So are you ready to answer the question now?" Twilight was giving me a death glare and breathing smoke from her nose while being held back by AJ and Rainbow Dash who had huge grins on there faces like everyone else, as Luna wash laughing her flank off on the ground and actually shedding tear she managed to speak
"I-i-i am Princess Luna (hysterical laughter) c-c-co ruler of eque-equestria (laughter) a-and prr-princess of the night (wheezing and snickering) perhaps you are not all bad... Keith"
Celestia whole body turned a bright red, and flew off at the speed of light
"Thank you you highness may we meet again?" I asked
"Keith call me Luna, also your welcomed at the palace anytime you'd like, and yes we can seeing as i'm not that busy at night, farewell"
"Bye Luna, safe travelings" I watched her fly away. So what's there to do for fun around here because I ain't tired and the night is still young?"
"well how about a party?" pinkie said appearing out of no where.
"Sounds good to me, lead the way my fourth wall breaking, physic defying, no logic, pink pony friend."
"okay!" Pinkie pie pulled a large zipper from no where placed it in the air, and pulled down. On the other side was a library with ponies and party supplies everywhere.
"This is going to be a real party now that i'm here" I said
"Please i'm the only true party pony" Pinkie piped up
"Oh whatever even if you defy logic in every way I can still party harder than you" everyone suddenly stopped what they were doing and stared at us.
"Is that a challenge?" Pinkie Pie asked in a threatening tone
"Why yes, yes it is"
"Your so going down!"