Here we go!
Do you guys thing Applebloom should help Spike with h--
geesh ,geesh! alright!
here we go!
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Meanwhile at the PO-PO Headquarters.......
A intern was dropping papers all over the floor as he trotted down a hallway in the chief's office.The green maned, gray coated pony had gotten a telegraph from the rookie in the field. When the rookie mentioned the word GUNS he almost shat himself...... he hurdled in into the his boss's office......
"BOSS, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!" as he hoofed him the report....... the chief was in his boss chair, a black pegasus with a silver mane and tan coat looked at him, he was reading an interesting magazine.
"What is it that is so bucking important? can't you see I''m reading?" using his horn to levitate......Playbrony: wet mane edition
"Eww.....a-a-and this is from Ponyville sir!" Placing his hoof on the the paper and sliding it forward on his desk.
"It's from the field sir! A-a-and they reported that two robbers were robbing a bank!"
"You don't say?!?!?" as the chief pointed to his tv in the office
YOU are watching EQD!, the leader in top news!
"We are here in Ponyville's Bank of Equestria *camera pointing at the bank* where a robbery has taken place with two robbers who are being chased at this moment!!"
"One of our pony reporters were talking to a witness earlier tonight.." The HQ switched from the studio to a pony reporter.
"So tell me Filthy...What went on in the bank as the robbers were getting their money?" pointing a mic in front of him..
"Please call me Mr. Rich....and I when I saw the robbers came into the bank, I COURAGOUSLY went up to the pony robber and punched her IN.... the face! They left with some of the money, but I made sure they did'nt get their dirty filthy hands on more of our precious money!" Lifting up his hooves as he he took a stance of combat.
Diamond Tiara was in a stretcher and was getting transported from inside the bank into a carriage and overheard the convomosation...
"Oh please dad, stop bucking lying!.....everybody knows inside the bank that you trotted out of the bank like a little PUSSY when you had the chance while YOU left ME behind! I got bucked in the face!" * pointed to her black eye and missing gap in her mouth* "And got shot in my FUCKING KNEE!" pointing at her backhoof.
The news reporter the cameraman, the police, and everyone else dropped their jaw as the foul-mouthed mare got into the carriage...
"PUUUUUUSSSYYYYYY!!!" as she got trotted away.
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"Ummmmm.... well....I know that we have another suspect on our hands HQ. And also a bad father...."
Filthy trotted away. Other ponies didn't know whether to laugh or feel bad for me.
"Let's see what the OTHER witnesses have to say...."
"Oh I say Mrs. it was quite dreadful! the blue mustached pony said..
"Care to share any details?" The pony said ramming the microphone up to his face.
"Well as I recall.. one of those rascals appeared to be a baby dragon! the other seemed to be a small yellow mare with a red mane and yellow coat!" adjusting his monocle.
"Mhmm...and what were you doing at the time?" jotting down notes..
I'm sorry but I cannot tell a lie....I *sigh* was crying, begging for mercy, next to my prized wife....
"Ok.....what else seemed to be unusual? she backed away as Fancy Pants lit up his pipe.
"As I recall when they came inside the building a song started playing..o-o-out of nowhere!"
"Oh really? can you tell us the lyrics to this....song?" the news pony's eyes were sparkling.
"Well it went like this.....*ehem* everybody now hands in thae air this a stickup, stickup, and then went something like....*ehem* you test I, you gon' die, and at your funeral your momma gon' cry.
"I see.....thank you for your time."/
And this mare is Mr. Pants' wife! as she moved closer to Fleur.
Do you know what either of the suspects looked like?
She blushed furiously as she mentioned what he HAD.
"I like his dick......." She spat out......then a few seconds noticing what she said...
Wait! I-ER, did'nt uh!! I concur?! uh..... Neigh?!?
Back to you HQ, This is Early news....signing out! man....these ponies are bucked.u...
WELL you got it here ladies and gentlecolts! We'll be right back after these messages...
CLICK! Chief turned off the tv and looked back at the intern......
"Well, you still need to read this..."
"Fine, whatever...." Drinking his cup of joe.
He said the report out loud:
"Sir, we need request to use the bass cannons, these robbers have.....GUNS...."
He spat out his steaming hot coffee on his intern.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
"stop being a little filly intern! The real reason to yell is that they mentioned GUNS!!!!" Slamming his hoof onto his desk.
"IT'S BURNING MY EYES!"
He used his magic to press a button and speaked into his mic on his desk.
"Corporal.."
"Sir yes sir!" a pony replied
"Get......." Dramatic pause, dramatic pause, dramatic pause.... "The bass cannons....."
There was murmuring on the other side of the line....
"I-I-Is it that serious chief?" he replied
"That's an order!"
"Sir yes sir, the bass cannons will be trans...."
He hung up, he felt kinda like a boss.....
"So what'll do now?" The stallion intern says, cleaning his glasses.
"We wait......"
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VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMM!!!!!!VRRRMMMM!
"Spike they're gaining on us!!!" she replied.
It's been three hours into the heist, they had reached Manehattan.....At least four groups of police officers were following there back. There was cops everywhere, when some cops where blocking his only exit, he would ram his claw into the pedal and hoped for the best. At this time, Spike started to dragon the fuck up, bandaged his dick with his arm sleeve into one piece, and put his one bloody hand back on the wheel. He was getting used to driving at this point knowing how hard, how sharp, to turn the car and slam the brakes. The speedometer read 189 mph as he was expertly dodging houses, tents and anything else that went his way.
"You don't say?!" as he took another sharp turn almost ramming into a pony.
"This is the FBI!" "You have a few minutes to halt you vehicle or you will be fired at!" A stallion said, wearing a FBI coat and some aviator glasses. They were blocking their only means of escape Even though it was 11:00 PM.
"With what?! the yellow pony yelled. "And the FBI suck!!!! Get the CIA you faggots! They always do better than you!
and with that, she reloaded her twin rifles again, and cocked her rifles, then shot back at them again....RATATATA!
Spike did'nt know what to do. Behind him were 50 cops, in front of him was a road block, and every other road was blocked..
Fuck the police.....
Seconds turned into hours as Spike aimed the car right into a twelve story building. He could hear Applebloom's guns shooting, blood splattering his face.....the weed in his brain....
*Crack*
He went right through a building, breaking the glass. He was going through the building like butter. FBI ponies scrambled out of the building...electrical wires snapped, tables broke, bones were crushed.
VRMM! VRMM! VRRMMMMM! the car landed back on the road, skidding rubber as it did.
"THAT IS HOW I DO IT MOTHERFUCKERS!" exiting out of the building. For a split-second, he saw the chief and flicked him off. They had escaped Manehattan.
He threw his Mega-phone at the floor "This is madness! Where the hell is the bass cannons!?!?"
"Sir!" the rookie of the police looked at the chief. A grim look on his face ".....It's the PRINCESS...."
"Get me the Phone...." A bloody FBI pony uses his magic to levitate it to him.
He takes the phone.....
"Ms. Princess"
".............."
"hello?" he almost pissed himself, talking to the Princess was an equivelent of having a seven-way with the holders of the elements of harmony.......FUCKING EPIC.
"Chief, the bass cannons have arrived....." *brrrrrrrrrr* Hearing the voice of her almost made him came...He was suprised he didn't.
A group of royal guards were holding pieces of rope that held a gigantic box landed in the middle of the Manehattan.
"Corporal! Get me some binoculars!" squinting his blooshot eyes to see the shipment's arrival.
"Gather the men to seclude all of the streets!"
"sir,yes sir"
"Let's go dragon hunting.."
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"We did it Spike!" A joyous ring came from a yellow mare in the backseat of the car, guns barrels were red hot.
"Yea, we did it didn't we?" kind of excited himself.
"All this money! I could buy Granny a new hip! Wait...What the hell am I saying? that old hag is going to die soon anyways.."
Spike lead the now beaten up automobile inside the barn.
"Wow, I never had a rush like that since ever!" taking off his shredded clothing..
"Me too! I'm so excited I could just -mph!-!" Spike exchanged lips with Applebloom......
Apples, what else did she taste like? duh.... he thought in his head, he did this for her.
they kissed for about 20 seconds exchanging saliva, holding eachother.....in a car.
"W-w-woa Spike, that kiss was amazing......." her eyes fluttered.
"Heh, well alot of mares say that!" he lied
"Spike, you've never kissed anyone before" she said
"yea, your right, but that kiss was amazing" He said, taking off the harness on her back.
"you want some more big boy?" as she laid him back with her forehooves in the backseat...
"Woa...A-applebloom.....I don't think...."
"sssshhhhh" she whispered "This is my gift to you. Embracing him with a full on tongue war.
He was full of questions Dammm....looka at dat plot.....I'm getting laid!.....oh wait, my dick...*sigh*....well at least I'm kissing a mare for the first time! Virginity level: almost gone.....
"mhhm" both replied to eachother.
Spike intensified the moment as he grasped Bloom's plump rear and squeezing it so slowy...."that feeels good Spiek..."
The country voice coming back... "......I missed that voice, it was so sexy....." "Quiet now dragon boy" she replied with her hoof on his mouth..."you will git what you deserve...."
The night was cold and windy, but in the car was warm and toasty and some freshly baked pie......
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Jizz in my pants is next......
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