//------------------------------// // LET'S DO THIS! pt. 2 // Story: there goes ponyville..... // by YOitzGEEZUS //------------------------------// THIS. IS. IT. note: picture applebloom like rhianna in the link. kthanksbai! And if you want to hear Spike's wasted voice clickhere --------------------------- "So that's it Spike, you ready?" looking at him in a concerned look, but devious. The dragon refrained from flooring the brake as they stopped in front of the bank. A sign read Bank of Equestria. and under read for the rich snobs. Spike chuckled a bit as he saw the the logo. They waited for a few minutes and got out of the automobile. The dragon went to the back of the car and took out the assault rifle harness for Bloom'. He screwed it tight on her back, and placed the two Thommys with the cartridges on her back. He did't feel like taking his assault rifle "It's not like we're going to kill all those ponies are we? reassuring himself, taking out his last roll and putting on the I wub woo Rainbow Dash face. "We've done the work, we know the system, we have the firepower, and we have eachother....you ready?" A little smirk on her face. "I guess.." firing the weed up and putting it through a little slot in the picture into his mouth as they walked in...... Filthy Rich was at the front receiving about 100 bits with her daughter Diamond Tiara, Fleur De Lis followed by her husband, Fancy Pants, and some other stuck up millionaires...... RATATATATATA! a few bullets shoot the cieling of the bank as it announced a money hungering filly with twin thompsons on her back, and a.....thing with a .44 magnum in one hand, and a butterfly knife in the other... The cop pony, who was standing next to the door was startled by the and made an attempt to hit Applebloom with a bat, Spike responded with a quick slash on his face.......it was nothing more than a flesh wound, but he still trotted out of the bank, crying.... They continued the heist... "Everybody now hands in the air, its a stick up, stick up,no funny business or you get lit up, lit up! You test I you gon' die, and at your funeral ya momma gon' cryyy! *Spike waved his pistol in an awkward motion.* So customers kiss the floor floor, And clerks open cash drawers slow, slow. If you don't wanna end up dead, You do everything Spikey-wikey says! Tell them Spikey!" Spikes face was red hot with embarrassment are you bucking kiddnig me Bloom'? a bucking nickname?, he couldn't even talk.....good thing for the wub wu face.. "iuhmwumaunmajunalaunwunaluana....." All the ponies were confused as fuck. "No one in the bank can hear you!" "uhmnhamunaallawana......." Diamond Tiara blurted out "Are you gonna talk louder oooorr........." "SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!" Applebloom bucked her in the face, she got completely knocked out, leaving a broken tooth and tiara in the process. (talk about c-c-c-c-combo breaker right?) a reaction something like this came from her dad: "Spike use your outside voice!" "uhmahuma*mumble*umhama" We don't have time for this! shaking off some blood from her hind hoof. "HA HAAA..!" "Let's go!" getting pissed. "So stay on the ground its a stick up, stick up! Your wallets and jewels we'll pick up, pick up! Unload the cash, move your ass, We gettin money, tell them Spikey-wikey!" ( More mumbling mumbles) "Please, please use your words!" She was getting nervous now. "Just imagine that everyone's naked." A small slit between his scales on his underside and began to open up....showing a boner. Fuck my life.... Spike was fucking high as hell. "Uh, oh!" looking at the thing All the ponies in the bank were looking at it. "Boner alert!" she said as she quickly looked away... even though she secretly still wanted to look at it. "He really pictured them naked..." She facehoofed herself. Why did I think you could do this? Filthy darted for the emergency door. "Ronnie, hostage on the move!" Spikes finger slipped on the trigger as he drew it up.. shooting his boner. "FFFFFFUUUUUUUCK!" "He shot himself!" he was holding his almost severed shlong, crying like a bitch..... And why is your dick so big? Applebloom said, not even knowing what she said. Police sirens could be heard from outside.. "The police are on there way, Come on Shy Spikey!" "Alright *sniff* l-l-lemme get a bag of money" dropping his pistol and holding his dick in another. When it dropped it shot and hit Diamond Tiara in the knee. She woke up with a shot of pain in her front left hoof. "MOTHER FUCKER!" *wincing* "SHIT! WHAT THE BUCK MAN!? Everyone was suprised by her foul language, as she laid on the ground, bleeding from her leg. (Luckily, her dad ran away..... what a great dad.) "COME ON!" Spike was limping back to the car, he threw at least 6 large bags of bits in the trunk, limped to the driver's seat with Bloom' in the back and floored the pedal. He was trying to go as fast as he can with both hands occupied. (imagine trying to go over 100 mph with a broken dick in one of your hands?) "We have to get out of here!" looking in the rear-view mirror, a large group of pegasi ponies were tracking them. The pony cops were pretty fast considering the speedometer read 150 mph. The one that was leading the group had a mega-phone "PULL THE VEHICLE OVER!" "Spike go faster!" (that's what she said) "You know Applebloom!? It's pretty FUCKING hard to ride a machine that you told me how to ride in less than a minute and holding my bloody DICK in one claw!" "WELL TRY HARDER!" Knawing at her hooves as she swerved left to right in the back to the sharp turns of the car. He was driving pretty proffesionally as he was avoiding Rarity's Boutique and took a sharp left, while the filly in the back bonked her head with the window, cracking it a bit... "Did you do that on purpose?" A little red from anger. "No! I swear!" She didn't listen to his reply as she BUCKED the backshield window, hurdling glass everywhere, and pointed her Thommys at the cops. "What the Hay are you doing back there?!" Spike was to focused on dodging buildings to find out what was going on. "YYYYEEEEEEEAAAA! SUCK IT!" the bullets that were being released out of their cartridge and were whizzing past the cops. A few bullets shot through a cop's left wing and fell hard to the ground. "Shit! Sarge! what the buck is that?!" one of the officers said. "Dear sweet Celestia, they have.....guns.." he gulped The Sarge once again lifted his megaphone. "STOP THE VEHICLE AT ONCE OR WE WILL BE FORCED TO USE LETHAL FORCE!" "Fuck you and your force!" *CHK* CHK* RATATATATATATATATATA!!!!! another round of shrapenal was fired at the PO-PO. "That's it!" The Sarge shouted, dodging a bullet that grazed his ear. "Private!" looking for his trusty rookie, scared at the scene of the maniacal looking pony that was in the machine, was staring into his soul. "Y-y-yes s-s-sir?" "We've had enough of their shananigians!" he yelled at him. A few cries of pain were heard behind the two ponies. "POWER UP THE BASS CANNONS......" TO BE CONTINUED..... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'll make moar soon. enjoy some art--