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// Star dafuq 
// Story: The great god of the trolls comes to Equestria 
// by bronygamer198 
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Fatass stared at the Twicane. 
He then kicked it in the nuts for no reason.
The Twicane was so hurt it started to cry. 



A portal opened in Ponyville. Out of it, came some random dude in marine equipment.
"Discord, we're ready to terminate a god."


They blew open the door to Fatass's apartment(the apartment was made of the fucks the god never gave) and entered. One of them was immediately kicked from the house when hit by a giant banhammer, and another got punched in the nuts by a muffin. Only one survived. He did some random force jujitsu and didn't get hit a single time by the Troll gods red blaster using soldiers and killed them with a 100% accuracy rate.
He then Fus Roh Dahed down Mr Fatass's door.

Mr Fatass punched the soldier to death, but picked up his camera.

"Discord, oh Discord. You try to defeat me, your other half. But you can not. That is because of the simple truth. You see, I. Am. Your-"

Suddenly a wild Twicane appeared.
"Im actually just covered in gold foil! My inside is chocolate!"
The Troll god ate the Twicane, then threw the ruby at the bottom at Derpy.

Derpy took the ruby and put it in a potato cupcake.
The cupcake turned into a potato and went on a killing spree in which several brave apples, tomatoes, and oranges lost there lives.

However, these brave fruits sacrifices will not be forgotten as we shit them out of our asses.