//------------------------------// // The Amazing TARDIS Adventure // Story: Text Tuesday // by Sausagefanclub //------------------------------// “Derpy! What’s taking you so long?” The Doctor called out. She was supposed to meet him at the TARDIS fifteen minutes ago. “I don’t have time for this… wait, actually I do.” He went back into the TARDIS and travelled forward 30 more minutes to the time when Derpy would finally arrive. He walked out of the TARDIS doors again to see her waiting for him. “Ah, Derpy. Nice to see you again.” “What did you call me for, Doctor?” Derpy inquired. “I’ll explain later. Get in the TARDIS.” The Doctor made a gesture for her to follow him, holding the door open. “Say, when did you get that crown? And how did you get that horn on your head? Wait, wait, don’t tell me… you became a princess?” Derpy giggled. “Of course I did, silly. Remember? You took me to the human world. They loved me so much they made me a princess. By the way, sorry I’m late. I dropped a muffin in a hole and I had to pick it up.” “I don’t remember doing that yet… must have been a future version of me. Well, there’s something to look forward to.” The Doctor looked at Derpy’s muffin, which she was still carrying. “Are you still planning to eat that? It’s dirty now.” Derpy was already chewing the last bite of the muffin. “Dirty?” She spit out a bit of chewed muffin, and it landed on the floor. “Well, too late for that.” The Doctor said. Suddenly another TARDIS materialized inside the TARDIS. The Doctor came out of the new TARDIS. “Derpy, don’t eat that muffin!” “Sorry, I’m afraid you… er, I’m too late.” The present Doctor said. “Oh, darn. I probably shouldn’t exist right now since this will never happ-” The other Doctor and TARDIS vanished from existence. “Anyway, we need to go to the year 23489775 to save the world again.” The Doctor said. “Is there anything you want to do before we go?” Derpy nodded. “I need to-“ “Good. We’ll do it when we get back.” The Doctor started up the TARDIS and the blue box disappeared. “I’ve always been rather fond of that sound.” Discord commented. The Doctor stared at him. “What?” “Problem?” Discord said with a grin. “How did you get in my TARDIS?” Discord raised an eyebrow. “Duh, I’m Discord. Also I brought Albert Wesker. He’s wandering around in some other room right now.” “Get out of the TARDIS, Discord.” The Doctor pointed at the door. “Oh, fine. I just wanted to be in the story again.” Discord walked out and started floating about in a random area in time and space. The TARDIS landed on a distant planet that nobody really cared about naming. The Doctor and Derpy pushed on the door and stepped out. “Well, here we are!” A Dalek popped out of a bush and exterminated the Doctor instantly. “No!” Derpy put her hooves around him as he breathed his final breath. “Derpy… before I go, there’s something I’ve been meaning to tell you...” The Doctor coughed. “What is it, Doctor?” A tear rolled down Derpy’s cheek. “Don’t forget to return your library book on Saturday…” The Doctor’s head dropped and he collapsed. Derpy, crying, boarded the TARDIS and returned to Ponyville in her proper time. Suddenly the Doctor’s body began to glow with light. His mane style changed, along with his facial features. He sat up. “Great scott! How long have I been out?” He checked his surroundings. “Oh, only about 30 seconds…” He looked back up at the TARDIS. “Dangit! She stole the TARDIS!” Meanwhile Derpy was piloting the TARDIS like a maniac, laughing evilly. She crashed the TARDIS into Cloudsdale and all the hidden explosives inside the clouds finally went off, causing a gigantic explosion. Raincloud was never seen again.