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// Trixie's Quest For True Love 
// Story: Text Tuesday 
// by Sausagefanclub 
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This is the story of Trixie and her quest to find true love.

Once upon a time Trixie was bored. She had already destroyed all the wheels in town, and Equestria’s peanut butter cracker supply was dangerously low. So she decided to go on an adventure.

Five months later she returned to her home with a million bits, some jewels, a few ancient relics and a muffin. But she was still bored.

Suddenly for no particular reason she decided she wanted to fall in love or something. The problem was, there weren’t very many stallions out there, and the guy typing this story usually only likes straight shippings so she couldn’t try going the other way without the story ending abruptly.

She decided to search for her true love anyway. So first she started stalking the brown guy who liked to hide in blue boxes. She confronted him when he exited his box, only for him to instantly go back inside and slam the door in her face. When she tried to seduce Big Macintosh, he said “Nope.” and went away. Trixie even tried to ask out Soarin before realizing he was already married to an apple pie.

Depressed, Trixie went home and looked at herself in the mirror.

Suddenly, she saw the most beautiful pony she had ever seen.

Her true love had been right there the whole time.

“Oh, The Great And Powerful Trixie! You look gorgeous!”

“The Great And Powerful Trixie could say the same thing about you, The Great And Powerful Trixie.”

“The Great And Powerful Trixie…  The Great And Powerful Trixie thinks she may have deeper feelings for you.”

“R… really? The Great And Powerful Trixie feels the same way about you!”

“The Great And Powerful Trixie, will… will you go out with The Great And Powerful Trixie?”

“YES!”

Trixie leaned forward and made out with her bathroom mirror.

Also Link recently studied language arts. He failed, but he learned how to communicate by saying “Hah!” and “Hyah!”.