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// First! 
// Story: Text Tuesday 
// by Sausagefanclub 
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In the beginning, Lauren Faust created the day and the night.

She realized she would need someone to watch over the day and night, so she created two alicorn sisters to control the time.

Over the decades, the two mares got lonely. But there was no way to create more alicorns through natural means, and Lauren Faust had already used most of her power to create Equestria.

They decided to use their magic to create newer, albeit less powerful ponies. Unfortunately for them some rumors were spread, eventually leading to the creation of incestual fanfiction.

But they decided not to worry about that. They had a kingdom to run.

One day, the younger sister noticed that all the ponies were asleep whenever she was awake. She tried to wake them up, but they simply shooed her away and went back to sleep.

She was infuriated,  assuming she was being ignored simply because she was more socially awkward than the elder alicorn.

Meanwhile a villain who looked nothing like the alicorn of the night appeared and began to cause havoc.

She was banished to the moon about 2 minutes after she started her reign of terror.

For some reason the younger sister was never seen again for 1000 years. But eventually she came back. Nobody really noticed, or cared. Except the older sister, but whatever.

Oh, and also a town made entirely out of crystals vanished for 1000 years too. And there was a pretty statue located in Canterlot for 1000 years too.

Then a pink pony pointed nowhere in particular, claiming she had seen a human. This led to her starting a television sitcom with her friend Lyra, called “I Saw a Human”. It lasted about 4 days before it was cancelled by Discord’s toothbrush, who had recently gotten engaged to Colgate. They decided against the marriage eventually though, after Trixie helped Colgate realize her true love was herself.

Oh and Mario recently studied physics, so he can’t jump high anymore.





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Lauren Faust looked back at what she had done, and cringed.