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// Microsoft, dafuq are you doing? 
// Story: The great god of the trolls comes to Equestria 
// by bronygamer198 
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The Troll god had unlocked a new trolling weapon.
Level somewhere over nine thousand- The ability to make people accidentally call Microsoft chat pals through dimensions.
Microsoft chat pals was a new initiative made by Microsoft in which they took their customer support guys, and made them in the same work hours chat with people over the phone.
And the pay for responding to chat calls was less than that of responding to support calls.


" LINE UP, LINE UP! GET THE CHANCE TO CHAT WITH AN INTERDIMENSIONAL BUDDY FOR FREE! COME ONE COME ALL!"

Twilight smiled. Maybe that Troll god wasn't THAT bad. He didn't appear to be destroying anything anymore, and his offer of talking to a person through dimensions seemed legit.
Atleast, that is, until Derpy came out of the phone booth crying.
" He called me retarded!" She wailed. "He even told me... he told me I was a gay ass faggot!" She began to weep uncontrollably.



The Trollgod smiled as Twilight and the other elements of harmony rushed up to him, anger on their faces, prepared to destroy him with extreme prejudice. But he had an ace in his hooves.
"Try anything, and I flip this creepy looking red lever."
Twilight stared at him. "You forgot to say what it does."
"It reverses your universe point five generations."
Everypony, even those who had no friggin chance of hearing Fatass from where they were, gasped. This was a threat which could end the world. It would reduce all of the fanfictions, change all the toys, and most importantly-
"Sis and me would be out of a job!" Complained Trollestia, who was drunk for some reason.

Then the guy who had talked with Derpy over the phone, cut a hole in dimensions, and punched Derpy in the face.



He was then burnt to death by over nine thousand lazors coming from Derpy's eyes.