Twilight Sparkle had only one thing to say.
"Oh. Shit."
She was not scared of being covered in faeces. No, that was a minor concern. She was not scared about the condition of the library, since it was brown anyway. But there was one she feared. In their tongue, she was rare, RARITY!
"OH MY DRESS!" Came a scream, louder than any other. One capable of destroying worlds. One horrifying beyond belief.
The god of trolling chuckled. He had successfully ruined everypony's day. What was more, he had just heard the best thing in the world, a scream! His trolling was going so well, he was being approached by that silly mare called rarity. This was going to be so much-
His line of thought was interrupted by the sound of a chainsaw.
He slowly turned his head, to see Rarity, holding a chainsaw the size of a lamp post, charging towards him.
"Oh.Shit."
G.O.D. had also set a rule, that while the god of trolling could never die, he could feel pain. One kind of pain was mental pain. The god would experience a significant lack of lolz if there weren't enough trolls or crazy people in the world, something that had stopped ever since the individual known as Pinkamena Diane Pie(who he really had to visit) had been born. Another kind was physical. The latter was a kind he REALLY hated.
So therefore, in a formal and polite voice he screamed out loud- "Khadlotsoffunbai!" And flew. But when he looked back, his look of horror increased by ninethousandfold. The white marshmallow like mare's hair and tail was on fire. And below her were the words-
' Your Rarity has evolved into a Rapidash. I shall not bother to elaborate because I am too busy-'
The troll god flipped the bird at the author who he knew was typing that and began to fly away, like a little birdy.
By the time Rarity had finished evolving, there was nobody left to murder.
So she punched Derpy instead. Then her evolving was cancelled for doing such a dick move, and she was forced to start comforting Derpy again before she got hit with the banhammer.