Another rule put in by this hacker known as G.O.D., was that direct property damage was illegal.
Therefore, the I like trains guys had only one way to troll people.
Noise.
You see, the troll god is a cheapskate. Its part of being a troll. Therefore, the only trains he bought for his 'i like trains guys' were steam powered, and therefore made a hell lotta noise.
So therefore, nobody could hear each other. Luna was still annoyed, and the I like trains guys were NOT helping her sleep.
And Celestia looked willing to kill.
"Twilight-" Celestia began, however the elements of harmony were already powering up, and they released a powerful rainbow of light towards all of the black and white poorly drawn characters.
"I always wondered why it was a rainbow of all thin-" said Celestia, at which point the rainbow split into over minus one rainbows.
As in one more than minus one.
If you dont understand how many rainbows are left, please GTFO you noob.
Celestia stared. Then said "Was that supposed to happ-"
The troll god let out a boom of laughter.
"Did you really think it would be that easy, you teeny, tiny, little ponies?"
" WILL NOBODY LET ME FINISH WHAT I AM SAY-" shouted Celestia, only to be interrupted by Derpy.
" I like muffins."
Celestia cried, went back to her castle and went to bed.
The troll god did not extract much energy from his mission. But he had enough to get his real army. His golden, meme-like army.
He waved around his squiggly hands, chanting a horrible stream of noises, each growing higher in pitch until-
Absolutely nothing happened.
But then the god looked up, and smiled.
For falling from the sky, was his army.
His army of twicanes, made of pure shit.