[Knight]
{Me}
“I miss my music”
“Yes so you told me”
Twilight and I were walking towards Sugarcube Corner with spike in tow. I had been complaining about the lack of dubstep and avenged sevenfold, I NEED MY FIX!
{Knight please tell me there’s something we can do about this}
[I dunno ask the book]
I pulled out the little book slenderman had given me and wondered if it was just a guide to being possessed.
“OH GREAT AND POWERFUL BOOK TELL ME HOW TO GET MY MP3 HERE!”
“Jake why are you talking to the book?”
“Quiet you I need my music”
The book flew open and the ink began to bleed through the pages.
“OH SHIT IT WORKED!”
“Jake must you yell profanities in the middle of town?”
“Fine I’ll yell random things from now on things like: FIRE, or DRAGON, or SHENNANIGANS” Twilight didn’t seem to appreciate the humor as much as me and Spike, who were laughing like a madmen.
“Ok book tell me your secrets!”
So you want to bring something from your world to this one? Since you have the powers of a shadow demon this maybe done with small thing, but be warned overusing this power has been known to cause extreme tiredness and in some cases death use this power sparingly.
“Right use sparingly, but how do I use it? OH GREAT AND POWERFUL BOOK SHOW ME THE WAY!”
“why do you have to yell when asking it?!"
“It’s a book it has no ears so I have to be loud”
[Yeah fuck logic]
{Fuck logic, talk to books}
“How do you know the book isn’t responding to what you want and not what you ask?”
“Fine I’ll ask it a question: OH GREAT AND POWERFUL BOOK, WHAT IS THE AIRSPEED OF A UNLADDEN SWALLOW?”
African or European? Also you don’t have to yell.
“Oh we have a cheeky book here”
“Fine the book can hear you”
“NOW BOOK BACK TO MY MP3 PLEASE!”
What did I say about the yelling? Concentrate on the shadow of the object and imagine that it was falling into the shadow the go to the nearest shadow and imagine it had came out of it and voila MP3. You must have made contact with the before mentioned item for it to have any pull.
[Well shit I wanted to bring a SR-71 here and fly around like a boss]
{Dude we have wings you idiot}
[IT’S NOT THE SAME!]
{I DISAGREE LOUDLY AS WELL}
“Ok here we go” I concentrated very hard on where I had left my MP3 and what the shadow looked like. I went to the nearest shadow and reached into it I concentrated and felt something solid form and yanked it out. I looked down and saw I had done it only thing was now my MP3 was black. I would be surprised but, Meh, I just pulled a MP3 out of my world or dimension and into this one.
I quickly selected a song.
“God that’s better” I made my way back over to Twilight and spike with my music still blaring.
“Why do you listen to that kinda music? It sounds depressing” I decided I would give her the same answer I gave anybody else who asked why I liked the music I do.
“I dunno it just fits my tastes” honest enough I had some weird songs on my MP3. I would need to find a way to charge it. Oh well I figure it out another time we almost to Sugarcube Corner. I turned off my music and stepped into the shop. I wondered how the cakes would react considering I hadn’t met them yet.
“Hi Jakey-Wakey!” well thank goodness Pinkie didn’t seemed frightened by me. I noticed that the Cakes were staring but were kind enough to introduce themselves and say hello. I returned the favor and saw a table with the rest of the Mane six surrounding it. I walked over and took a seat on a stool much too small for someone like me.
“Ok if I’m gonna do this I’m doing it comfortably” with that I reached into a shadow and pulled out a regular sized chair, I was gonna have to slow down this whole conjure what I need thing I felt like I had just run a marathon after three things.
[It will get easier with practice]
{Thank god}
The girls were all staring at me like I was some kinda wizard. With the exception of Twilight, who had seen it before, and Pinkie, who broke the fourth wall all the time and didn’t give a fuck.
[ARE YOU A WIZARD.JPG]
{How do even know about that you were stuck in slenderman for a while and I don’t think he lurks the internet}
[Nah I just pick that up from your memories which are pretty fucked up by the way]
{COOL STORY BRO.JPG}
“Right your probably wondering how I did that, aren’t you?”
Pinkie pipe up with a
“No Jakey-Wakey that was Knighty using his powers!”
[GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR HEADS!]
{WHAT BLACK MAGIC IS SHE USING TO DO THIS?!}
[CAN ALL THE PONIES READ OUR MINDS OR JUST THE CRAZY ONES?!]
{HOW COULD SHE EVEN USE MAGIC SHE’S AN EARTH PONY!}
After I had my mini breakdown I calmly stated
“Pinkie that’s terrifying on so many levels, I can honestly say I would prefer to hear that you had been breaking into Princess Celestia’s bedroom and reading her diary than reading my mind” Pinkie just smiled and started humming.
“Ok now that I have that out of my system I think I should start of by saying that this is the truth and no I’m not pulling your leg please hold all questions till the end”
I went ahead and told them how I got here not specifically why I was out in the woods, I don’t want them freaking out about the show, but everything else was fair game.
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“…. And here I am demon possessed living with talking, flying, magic ponies. Any questions or anything?”
They all looked over to Applejack and asked if I was telling the truth. I would have been insulted but hey I was there and still think I’m in a hospital with a rather large head wound.
“He’s telling the truth y’all” thank you AJ now for the barrage of questions.
“But that’s impossible nopony has ever met Slendermane and lived to tell about it” RD seemed pretty adamant that I was not telling the truth.
“Rainbow I didn’t meet Slendermane” by the way Slendermane what the fuck? Alternative slenderman? I’ll need to consult THE GREAT AND POWERFUL BOOK about this “I met slenderman there is a difference you know”
“I still think you crazy” I reached into a shadow and pulled out a tiny bouncy ball and began playing with it.
“Insane? Yeah probably but I still have these powers and these voices in my head sorry but I can’t prove it” wait I just gave an opportunity for a possible crazy spell, god I’m normally not a praying man but please no.
“Well Jake I have been working on a spell to watch others memories” CURSE YOU I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE POSSIBLY!
“Ok and its not dangerous or going to cause indescribable pain right?”
”It should but well have to g back to the library and set up for it”
“Very well then lets be off” curse you Rarity I was hoping to get some muffins before we left. I followed the girls out of the shop being followed by Pinkie Pie who was still bouncing around in a bubbly manner.
“Hey Jakey?”
“Yeah Pinkie?”
“Here you go” she threw a box at me and ran to catch up with the rest of the girls.
I opened the box and found a Blueberry muffin.
[I’m not even question how she knew we liked blueberry I’m just gonna enjoy it]
{My brain hurts so I’ll just stop trying}
I bit into the muffin while mentally preparing for six more voices inside my head.
{Knight prepare for guests}
[I’ll set out the nice china]
I chuckled as I continued down the street.
A/N: feedback appreciated thanks!