Agent: CARNAGE?!

by ShadowXLAS


Chapter 10: Royal blessing

Waking up Poison shook his head from sleepiness and realized where he was. He was in the watchtower next Luna who just last night he made sweet sweet love to. Realizing its only 6:00 Poison went back to sleep only to be greeted by Luna.

"Morning."

"Morning... Hey Luna?"

"Yes?"

"I love you. You love me. But I'm gonna guess there's some rule saying we cant do this?"

"Y-yes. There is a rule stating only Royalty can marry royalty."

"So how do I become royalty?"

Surprised by this question Luna said "You must ask another royal member for their blessing. And knowing Tia she'll fight you for it."

"Well lets go and get that blessing."

Luna getting up and stretching her wings from grogginess flew out the only door leading out of the tower. Poison readied and realized he had no clothing.

"Oh yes... where is your clothing?" Asked Luna.

"Right here," Said Poison right before the symbiote wrapped around him and made his costume.

"Interesting."

After a good mile or two of swinging and flying the pair reached canterlot castle. Walking in Luna told the guards she and Poison wished to talk to the princess alone.

"What is you two need of me?" Asked Celestia.

"Celestia. I wish to have a royal blessing. A blessing so I may date Luna and hopefully marry her as well.

"I see... Well you must earn my blessing. Through combat."

Celestia then casted a spell which called a sword which seemed to be made of pure light.

Who is this bitch? Dr. strange?

Well she is considered a god after all.

Poison the formed a axe with his hand and prepared to strike.
Waiting for the other party to strike both Celestial and Poison decided to take the initiative and both struck each other. Celestial received a knick to her horn while Poisons symbiote was half burnt away.

"So this is what it feels to be struck by the sun.

It burns

ALOT

"So now that you realized what your up against will you yield?" Asked celestia.

"Never!

"I see...in that case I must smite you as quick as possible!"

With these words Celestia raised her sword so it touched the light and the sword released a beam of pure solar energy and blasted Poison straight in the torso throwing him across the throne room.

"Poison! You don't have to do this!" Exclaimed Luna.

"Yes I do. I will be with you!"

"The one thing Luna did not tell you however is that you may only try ONCE to gain my blessing. And if you lose this I will make sure that you never enter canterlot again!"

Falling down on his knees Poison realized what this meant.

I'm exhausted

Same here

"Come on guys! Is there anything we can do?"

Yes there is. But it's highly dangerous.

You see Johnny... We can bond to you on a CELLULAR level. But doing this you'll gain the highest power we can grant you.

But the process will make it so you'll forever produce cells. Meaning you'll gain near immortality.

"So if I do this. I MIGHT be able to defeat Celestia. And be with Luna forever?"

Yep.

"Let's do this."

This is gonna hurt.

A lot.

"Don't care. Luna. I love you."

Screaming at the pain of the process Poison screamed in anguish, pain, and agony.
Surprised by this Luna was scared into a silent sob as she saw her lover being tortured. While celestia was only surprised at this gesture. Finally after the painful process Poison stood there with no emotion in his eyes. Poison the started to walk forward slowly. Snapping to attention celestia shot a beam of energy. Only for the beam to bounce off like a mirror.

"Cellular bonding give me invulnerability. Also it makes it so I can nullify magic."

Poison then shot a web covering Celestias horn, binding her wings together and finally locking her hooves to the ground. Then Poison started to once again slowly approach celestia

"I can't get free!"

Poison then formed a axe with his hand and was standing before the trapped celestia.

"Do you yield?"

"Never."

Poison the swung his axe down at Celestia and cut her thrown in half.

"I win. Whether you like it or not."

"Yes. It seems you have."

Realizing he won Poisons mask retreated into his suit and Poison collapsed on the spot.

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When Poison finally awoke he was in a chamber with a single window that was shining light into the room dimly. The walls were made of brick and there stood a single metallic door. Poison got up only to be greeted by excruciating pain.

I told you.

Your or I should say OUR body is still adapting to the cellular change.

"How long have I been out?"

10 days]

"10 days?! Jesus."

All right you should be able to move with only a slight pain.

What did you do?

I slowed down the cellular process. It will take longer for the cells to change completely but it will seriously numb the pain.

Poison stood up and only felt a light sting. Walking over to the door it was oddly locked. Poison cracked his knuckles formed his suit and broke the door down. Creating ALOT of more noise then he wanted to. Running Poison sprinted down the hall and down a flight of stairs and ran around the palace until he found the throne room. There he found Luna sitting on her throne sobbing quietly. Walking forward Poison camouflaged himself and reappeared before Luna.

"Luna."

Gasping Luna looked up at poison and transformed into her Human state and kissed Poison and Poison did the same to her and they both were happy with themselves.

11 days remain