The blu soldier could only stare with this mouth agap, he was so distracted he didnt notice the unicorns reactivate its magic and gently pull his shotgun from his hands and lean it agaist the wall.
"Hello?..anypony home in there?'the unicorn said.
Soldier snapped from his stupor and pointed at the pony. "H..h..how?" soldier studdered.
"are you the Blu Soldier?" the pony said. Soldier now fully recovered from shock look down with suprise and stated "yes ma'am i am Blu Soldier..er Soldier for short." "exellent! now if you would please follow me we can get going" replied the unicorn. "Get going?..where? youre not taking me anywhere!" the soldier shouted.
"aug! I was hoping you would cooperate that way we would get started on the right hoof" the unicorn said
the soldier knew that didnt mean he was going to like what ever happened next so he put up his fists and prepared to fight the unicorn. The unicorn was a bit shocked and activated her horn. Magic encased the soldier as he struggeled against the power that was suspending him into the air. "Celestia warned me about how quick to violence you creatures are, and not to be afraid to use my magic to subdue you" the unicorn said in a nagging tone and started walking the magic orb outside.
The soldier rolled and tumbled through the air spouting insults and curses at the unicorn "No wonder Celestia sensed how much you need freindship around here, you are the most hate filled thing i've met!" the unicorn said with a bit of disgust.
The soldier and the unicorn came to a shed located outside the fort, the unicorn with Soldier in tow sat down, and waited. then suddenly the loudest collection of comotion to ever hit the blu man's ear (which is saying alot for this man has seen war.) erupted through the door of the red base just a few yards on the opposite side of the shed. giggling and shouting in many diffrend speech patterns assulted the midnight calm.
"stant still! you brute!" "hehehehe!..this is FUN!", "HOLD 'IM DOWN GIRLS, don't let this varmit git away!", "oooh! please don't be mad mr. human where just goning to take you on a trip you'll love it", "hold it buddy were not gonna hurt ya!"
HHEEEELP!! WEE LITTLE PONY LASS'ES ARE TRYING TO MAKE OFF WITH ME!!! shouted
a familiar demo expert, the soldier turned in his magical prison to see the scene to end all scenes.
the Red Demoman was struggleing against and onslaught of technicolor that covered his body, pink had covered his head, a orange covered his back, a light blu light held his elbows and knees forcing him to move forward, a marshmellow white trodded beside him and a butter yellow mixed with a cyan blue held his shoulders to make shure he didnt fall forward.
The group eventully got to the shed and look at what eachother brought. "Twilight darling, i know you did warn me about how theses..things would react to going to equestria and not to be afraid to use my magic to encouage them, what im trying to say twilight is i apologize about my method lacking..finess?" the little white pony said to the Soldiers captor."perfectly alright Rarity, Celestia and I froze time in this world except for these two so their co workers didn't hear a thing." the purple unicorn replied.
"Well then" the white unicorn said trodding up to the shed and opening the door, opening it revealing a brightly rainbow colored portal..."shall we?" she said in a manner reminding the soldier of
a certain rifle-dropping coward.
The magical bonds on the demoman's limbs became ropes and he fell to the ground like a log, he landed on the backs of a pink pony and a orange pony wearing a stetson, then as a group everyone climbed through the portal unto a world unkown to the red and blu man.