the WAR! is over now what?

by heavy weapons brony


A flux in the space friendship continuum. (EDITED)

It was late at night at the mann.co fort dubbed double cross
the late hour didnt stop the Mann.co mercinarys from doing thier work.
The sounds of Minigun riddled the air as the Blu Heavy mowed down a team of Scouts trying to break through the defensive line.
When the last Scout fell the Heavy hoisted his Minigun and shouted "YOU DID WELL!!!" entering a tender embrace with his deadly weapon.
A rifle shot rang out as the Heavy yelled in pain and fell to the ground with a hole in his head. "I JUST BAGGED ME THE WORLDS FATTEST MAN!" an australian man holding a scoped rifle yelled while waving to his victim.
Thus was life for the mercinaries of Mann.co
The Blu Soldier waded through the water in the tunnel below the blu base laying a trap for anyone who dared tread past, just then the red demoman rounded the corner.
Hatred burned in the war dog's soul for the WAR! had been over for years but what the red demoman did to start it was unforgivable.
He fired a rocket down at the feet of the demoman pushing up to the ceiling before he collided with the wall at the far side,
Demo cried in pain before turning and firing two grenades in the solys direction,

One was a direct hit, the other rolled to the far end of the room and exploded harmlessly against the far wall.
"Ooohhh!!" yelled the solder in pain said when the grenade detonated against his chest, He fired two more rockets.

Both rockets missed, the soly scolded himself for not taking time to aim in the panic as a sticky bomb landed at his feet with a thud.
*Beeb-*Beeb BOOM! the soldiers gibed body splattered across the floor.
"HOWS THAT FEEL, YA BLOCKHEAD!!" the demo taunted.
"Oh it is on!" the Soly thought as the respawn machine began to piece another body together.
Later Demo was crossing the bridge as the soly rocket jumped and dive bombed him with 3 rockets.
"KABOOM!!" the Soly yelled as bits of demo rained from the sky.
Then later Soldier went for the intel, He listened for sentries, he turned a corner saw the demo talking a healthy swig of his scrumpy. The Soldier laughed to himself and aimed at his former best friend.
*beeb-*beeb BOOM!
The Demo lowered his scrumpy and lifted the lower part of his flak jacket exposing a hand drawn smiley face on a post-it note.
“Ka-BOOOOM!!!” the Demo yelled, taunting the splattered soup that he onced called his best mate.
Long story short..this went on all day.
When the final match for the day was over the classes all went to their respected rooms.

Blu Soldier banged open the door to his room, “MAGGOTS!” He yelled to,..well,..no one
Thats right no one followed Soly to listen to this war stories.
No one wanted to listen to history lectures.
No one which is just who had been with Soldier ever since the WAR! Started, and ever since it ended

He won a new weapon and lost a best friend...soldier walked over to a o.d green wooden box marked “Mann.co armaments”. He opened it and took out his spoils of war.
The Gunboats, metal boots that protected him from doing something he had done since he was five.

Solder scolded at the boots and yelled “BOOTS!?? I KILL MY BEST FRIEND FOR BOOTS!!?? What kind of sane person would rather have a pair of boots than a shotgun in the middle of a battle!?”

He then chucked them out of the window, his room at Double Cross was high up overlooking a cliff he watched the boots fall against the rocky walls and disappear in the darkness below.
The Soldier sighed, He knew they would come back, Mann co put a chip in them so he would find them again during the next battle after all he should know this he has this argument with himself every night.

Soly crossed his arms and leaned on the windowsill and sat there with tears slowly flowing from under the rim of his bright blue helmet.
Eventually the Soldier got to sleep in this old worn wool army cot.


Then during the middle of night he heard something bump against crate that double as a night stand.

Soldier’s war sown instincts drove him to shoot up out of bed he pulled his shotgun out from under his pillow and fired, he waited to hear a body hit the floor but no sound came, instead a faint purple light formed where he aimed his shotgun. Soldier slowly reach over to a lamp near his bed turned it on and found the source of the light.
A waist high purple unicorn with a two shade mane appeared in front of him. Its horn glowing and inches from its face was a collection of shotgun pellets glowing with the same aura as its horn, with the initial shock gone she let go of the pellets. Letting them skitter across the floor,

“Mmph!” the pony cleared its throat, "My name it Twilight Sparkle and..its my understanding you have a friendship problem."