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// Final Chapter, Part 2 (Mature) 
// Story: A horse is a horse, of course, of course. 
// by Angel 
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A horse is a horse, of course, of course


Final Chapter, Part 2 (Mature)


Mr Ed wasn't talking. Wasn't listening to Big Macintosh. And he didn't like it, at all.

"Are you even listening to me?"

Nothing.

Big Macintosh was weighing up his options to loosen Mr Ed's lips, when Applejack and the rest turned up.

"Big Macintosh! He stole an apple right off the tree!"

"Well that tears it..."

Big Macintosh walked right up to Mr Ed, eyed him like a hawk, and promptly headbutted him on the forehead.

He staggered, and subsequently fled.

"He's gone..." Said Rarity.

"Who... Who was he?" Added Twilight Sparkle.

"We might never know..."Applejack said slowly.

Everypony forgot about Mr Ed. Almost. It he weren't so damn famous, and if it weren't for the vast amount of Ponyville residents composing the mob, he would have been entirely and temporarily forgotten. Skip ahead a few weeks.

(End TwiliteSpunklez' Section).


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"Bring him in."

"Yes, my princess!"

Two guards escorted Mr Ed into the royal throne room, where princesses Celestia and Luna were sitting on their respective thrones.

Mr Ed had been walking for quite some time, living off of wild flowers and taking dumps wherever he liked. He eventually found Canterlot, and had quickly caused a commotion. Ponies were getting worried because of his strange behavior and the fact that he never talked to anypony. Some ponies even remembered him from seeing him in Ponyville, and that only made things worse.

Guards had to be called in to arrest him because of the sheer number of complaints from nervous ponies. Word of him and his strange attitude reached the ears of the princesses. From his prison cell, he was brought to the princesses at their personal request.

"So we've heard you've been causing quite a commotion." Said Celestia evenly.

Mr Ed said nothing.

Usually, the culprit would say something, and the princesses would respond accordingly. But when he said nothing, what would they say?

The tension was so think, you could cut it with a knife. Luna started growing nervous, her thoughts a tangle of conspiracies.

"Say something!!" She blurted out eventually.

Nothing came.

"SAY SOMETHING!"

Still nothing.

"GUARDS! TAKE HIM AWAY!" Luna screeched, pointing a hoof at Mr Ed.

"Wait." Celestia intervened.

"Luna, return to your duties, I'll handle him personally. I know many ways of getting ponies to talk. Guards, please allow us some privacy."

The guards swapped uneasy glances, before leaving the room.

"What are you doing, sis!?" Luna hissed in Celestia's ear.

"Who knows what he's capable of!?"

"You have nothing to fear, sister. I am quite capable of defending myself."

"Please, Celly. There's something about that pony...!"

"Luna, return to your room. You seem too stressed out to handle things at the moment.

Luna opened her mouth to say something, before closing it and scowling slightly as she slowly walked to her room. Once everypony was gone, save for themselves, Celestia approached him.

"Hey there, handsome." She said seductively, with a sly grin on her face.

No reply.

"So I've heard you've been a naughty pony." She teased.

The sheer amounts of raw nothing that came from Mr Ed slightly threw Celestia off, but never the less, she continued.

"Well, if there's one thing I love, it's naughty ponies!" She purred.

And she shook her shapely flanks in his face, revealing her pink hole, in all it's royal glory, to him. Driven by instinct and survival, he grew a raging boner. He then proceeded to mount her. Celestia giggled like a schoolgirl at a Justin Bieber concert when she noticed.

"Hold on, big boy. You're not getting some of this without a bit of foreplay first!"

Celestia then started sucking him off. He didn't even move. She did have trouble when she tried to get him to indulge in foreplay, but in the end she decided she would finish her