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// Could this day get any worse? 
// Story: One mistake 
// by SimplyBagel 
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*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*

"God damn it", I mumbled into my pillow.

*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*

"FINE!" "you win" I hit the alarm clock as I sat up in my bed, and just stared at the wall like a retard for a solid minute.

I got out of bed and stumbled to my bathroom where i grabbed my toothbrush and toothpaste. I squeezed the toothpaste to 

hard as it came out got all over the counter. 

"Fuck" I thought in my head.

After a brief struggle putting my pants on I headed downstairs to eat breakfast. I got a bowl and poured myself some cereal 

when I realized i had no milk.

*sigh*

My breakfast a dry and boring one as I put my bowl away in the sink and mentally tell myself i'll clean that later, I look at the 

time, "shit, i'm going to be late!" 

"and on the first day too!" I shouted in my head.

When out of nowhere my stomach growls, and the unthinkable happens.

I must shit.

*beep beep beep- beep beep beep-  beep beep beep beep*

*Hello?*

*Hey this is Wesley, sorry sir.... i'm going to have to be late.*

*you see, my dog...ummm is sick, and i think she might die if i don't take her to the vet*

*Fine, you may be late. But don't you think this is going to happen everyday, you hear!?*

*yes sir!*

~call end~

"Thank.God."


----------------------------------Later that day------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"WESLEY"

"YES SIR" I shouted and ran out from my office.

"oh hi, yes. I need you to go clean the bathroom in my office." my boss says with a nicer tone.

"but sir, that's not my job. I work in the delivery department!" 

"And i work in the, I don't give a fuck department. GO!"

At this point i have noticed on my bosses desk was three Big Macs boxes. I shuddered to think what horrors await me in that 

bathroom. I get the plunger and kick open the door like a navy seal. The smell was so bad I think it burned my eyebrows.

"OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! HOW DID YOU GET IT ON THE ROOF?"

two hours later I walked out of the bathroom to find a bunch of my coworkers and my boss sitting and laughing at me. They 

were even taking photos. 

Da Fuk?

It's now 8:30, and my day is over. My boss calls me into his office to tell me that if i expect to work here, i have to step up my 

game. Really? I was ready to hit this man right in the mouth. And this was the first day.

I get into my car when I start to drive away my car starts to stall.

"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO, DAMN!"

I run out of the car to see my engine smoking more the volcano ready to burst. After looking at it and toying around, i call the 

towing company to come pick it up. They couldn't come till tomorrow. Outstanding. I started my 8 mile walk home. 3 hours 

later I walk through my front door. I saw my bed and just dove into it. 

I was just about to fall asleep when i was looking at the roof of my room and saw a dark purple aura. It stayed there for a good 

five minutes. When I felt a wave of rush come over, I couldn't move, and then i went darkI woke up and everything was dark, i 

looked and saw a dark figure looking down at me. I sat up and asked

"Where am I"

"Who are you"

"Da fuck is that smell"

I got no response just the sound of pages turning and silence. I was laying down on a purple bed with stars all over it. I looked 

around the room, there were bookshelf,Everywhere. I felt like i was being studied. When all of the sudden, I hear a door open, 

and something was walking toward me. Or trotting, it sounded like 4 foot steps. I could see the out line of a, large dog maybe.

A large, purple dog. With a horn. And wings. 

Wait what.

"Hello there, welcome to equestria" it said.

To late, I was pass out on the bed , out cold. And as tired and confused as I felt....it might not talk to me for a bit.

The sounds of snoring filled the room, as I woke up. I slowly opened my right eye to catch a peak of a happy looking pony 

thing staring at me with eyes the size of an ostrich egg.

So I did what any sane person would do. Get up to run and scream but then fall and face plant on the cold hard ground. Yeah 

I think imma stay down here for a bit.

"Oh my, are you alright?" The purple pony rushed next to me to check on me.

"WHAT, YOU TALK??"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

I almost passed out again. When I looked up and the purple one talks again.

"Hello, my name is Princess Twilight Sparkle. But you can call me Twilight"

"what's your name?"

She looked at me as I was foaming from the mouth.

"You okay?"

"Yeah, just fine." "My name, is wesley." I said with confused tone.

"Alright well, i'm going to ask you a few questions okay? Stick with me here" She said as i see a random list as long as a SUV 

come out of nowhere.

This is going to suck. 

"Well first off, I would like you to explain what life is like on your home planet!" twilight said with a happy tone.

I looked at her and laughed.

"I can't even remember what I had for breakfast!"