//------------------------------// // Kit's foalsitting service // Story: Foal Adventures. // by Super-Stallion //------------------------------// In their other dimension apartment, Discord was laying on the couch. He wasn't planning anything today so he was just going to do nothing and chill. Discord looks up and sees Kit walking into the room carrying a bag. "What are you doing, my apprentice?" Discord asked feeling his usual curious nature for what could be in the bag. "I'm going out, since we don't have anything planned, I thought I'd have my own fun today." Kit replied. Discord raised a brow. "Wait, you have plans?" "I have a life outside of you." "Whatever, go ahead and leave." "Please do, that would make my day so much better." said another voice at the other end of the room. Kit and Discord looked at the speaker at the other side of the room. Looking at them from a perch, a phoenix, their new 'roommate' was staring at them with a not-so-amused look. "Good morning, Firebird A. Bird of Fire how are you feeling?" Discord asked with a smirk. "Hey, which one of you two idiots decided to call me that anyway?" Firebird asked. "That would be his lordship over here," Kit said pointing at the drac on the couch. "that's the last time I let you name something." "What? It's a pretty good name." Kit just shook his head and looked back at Firebird. "So how would one of us leaving make your day better?" "One less moron to deal with while I mope how my life has gone down hill." Firebird replied. Firebird caught Discord and Kit trying to do something and with some...force, they made him join there little band of chaos. "I used to be a pretty good editor, I could have been a contender but no, now I'm working with you guys." "What's a contender anyway?" Discord asked stroking his beard. "You know, you could come with me if you want." Kit said. Firebird scuffed. "And why would I want to go with you?" "Would you prefer to stay with Discord?" Firebird thought about it before answering. "You have a point, I don't like either of you but at least your more tolerable, alright I'll go with you." he replied as he flew from his perch to Kit's shoulder. "Alright than, Discord we're gone, please don't destroy the place." "No promises." Discord replied as he watched both of them vanish. Discord smirked and snapping his he summoned a phone on his belly, dialing he called somepony. "Loki, get the guys, we're gonna party!" **** At Carousel Boutique, Rarity was preparing to go on a business trip to Canterlot. She was invited by Fancy Pants, to talk about a new outfit she made and he wanted to maybe purchase it. "Okay, I think I have everything I need for the trip to Canterlot." Rarity said to herself as she looked at the bags and suit cases filled with her dresses. She feels something nudge her leg and looks down and smiles at Onyx holding up a small hand bag up to her. Taking the bag in her magic Rarity picks him up and hugs Onyx. "Oh sweetie, thank you, I wish I could take you along with me, but I can't watch you and work at the same time, especially with your power." Ever since they discovered my powers Rarity felt proud but also worried that he could get in trouble, of course I never did but that didn't stop her worry and taking him to Fancy Pants place which no doubt filled with expensive items and a foal with amazing destructive strength didn't sound like a good idea. Rarity looked at Onyx pouting face and cooed. "Aww I know you don't want to see Mama leave her widdle stone, but don't cry. Mama be back by tonight and she left you a foalsitter so you won't be so lonely, but you have to be good while I'm gone, okay?" I snuggled into her chest. "Otay Mama." The door bell ranged, putting me down Rarity walked to the door and opens it. "Oh hello you must be the foalsitter I called in?" The pony was a earth pony mare with a brown coat and white mane. She smiled, "Hello Ms. Rarity, yes. I'm Gentle Care the foalsitter, now where's the little guy?" "Oh Onyx, somepony's here to see you." Rarity called. I crawled in front of her and look up at the pony who had a big smile. "Aww aren't you the cutest little colt in the world, yes you are." she cooed picking me up off the floor. "Alright before I go I should warn you that he's pretty strong, he may not look it but he has a lot of strength." Rarity said as she levitated her bags out the door. "Oh don't worry Ms. Rarity I have it all handled I even brought my own supplies." Gentle said lifting her bag. "Well alright then, I guess I better go before I miss train, baby food and milk is In fridge, bye sweetie." Rarity said, she kissed me on the cheek before racing out the door shutting it behind her. Gentle Care groaned in relief. "Ugh, I thought she'd never leave, now to get to some fun." she said and put me down. I look up at her confused then suddenly there was a flash of light and I had to block my eyes, when the light faded I uncovered my eyes and gasped. Standing In front of me in Gentle Cares place, Kit was standing over me with a big grin. "Hey little buddy." "Kit? What awe you doing hewe?" "Well, I'm your foalsitter of course." Kit said as he pulled out a card and showing it to me. "Kit's foalsittng service." I look at the card then back at him. "What made you decide this?" "I was board and when I found out Rarity needed a foalsitter, I said why not. But don't worry I'm not alone." Kit said then turning around to his bag he unzipped it and as soon as he did a phoenix pop out gasping for air. "Couldn't you have let me out sooner? I was dying in there!" Firebird said flying out the bag and perching on Kit's shoulder. "Sorry but I had to wait till Rarity left, if she saw you she would question me." he apologized. I pointed at the bird. "Who's the parrot?" "He's not a parrot, he's a phoenix and I think you know him, for this 'Onyx', is Firebird A. Bird of Fire." Kit said pointing at the bird on his shoulder. My eyes grew wide. "Firebird? Wait...you don't mean!?" Firebird squinted his eyes. "Yes my young friend, I AM YOUR EDITOR!" "NO! That's impossible! I'm pretty sure he wasn't a bird!" "Ah alas I have fallen thanks to the two walking Frankensteins here." he said pointing a wing at Kit. "You mean him and Discord did this to you?" I asked watching Firebird nod. "Alright anywho, what do you want to do first my little friend, play games, watch movies, read a book?" Kit asked many questions, each thing he mentioned appeared in his arms. I raised a brow. "I dunno, I don't weally twust you and what if you did something to get me in trouble while my Mama's gone?" "Don't worry I promise I won't cause trouble, I'll even promise on my very existence." "Weally?" "Yeah really, cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye." Kit said doing the motions of a Pinkie promise. "Hmm otay, I'll trust you but you bettew not break youw promise." "I won't, cause you know what they say: you break a promise you lose a friend-" "Forever!" They looked to the window to see Pinkie standing outside with a smile. "Hey guys, have a nice day." she said before hopping away. "How does she do that?" Kit asked. I shrugged. "It's Pinkie Pie don't question it." "I'll question her all I want, but not today. Alright so what do you want to do first?" Firebird asked changing the subject. "Weww how about we play a game?" I said deciding to trust Kit this once. "Okay what do you want to play?" "Hide and Seek." Kit smiled. "Okay we'll hide and you try to find us." "Wait, what do you mean us?" Firebird asked, not excited where this was going. "You didn't think I was going to just let you sit around, while I do all the work, did you? You're going to play too buddy." Kit said matter-a-factly. "Err fine all play your little game." "Good. Okay kid, now all you have to do is find us okay." I nodded and watched as both the draconequus and the phoenix disappeared in a flash of light. I started looking around the boutique for them but when I couldn't find them downstairs I crawled upstairs and down the hall and opened the door to Rarity's room. As soon as I came in I saw Firebird sprayed out on Rarity's bed. I crawled over to the bed and climbed on then looked at him. "Hey I found you." "Good for you." Firebird replied not moving an inch or opening his eyes to look at me.. "Hey I'm sowwy you got pulled into this." I said. "It's cool besides it could have been worse, I could've ended up like you." "Otay then... do you know where Kit is?" I asked. "Try the bathroom." Crawling out the room, I went to the bathroom and outside the door I could hear that the shower was on. Opening the door I walked into the bathroom that was filled with steam and looked at the closed shower curtains, I rolled my eyes then crawling closer I opened the curtains revealing a surprised wet Kit who screamed. "Ahhhhh! Onyx! Hasn't Rarity taught you better!?" "Are you supposed to be funny? Cause you're not." **** Later after a lot of games where played, I felt my stomach made a big growl and Kit smiled. "Aw is the widdle foal hungwy?" he teased. "Yeah it's been a long day, could you feed me?" I asked. Kit picked me up and walked to the kitchen. "Sure pal, that's what I'm here for," he said as he got to the kitchen and putting me into the high chair before going into the fridge. "now what do you want?" "There' s a jug of milk in thewe with a red top get that." I replied. Kit saw the jug next another with a blue top, "Why do they have two jugs?" he thought to himself but shrugged and took the jug out the fridge and unscrewing the top he started drinking the milk to satisfy his thirst without second thought. "KIT DON'T DRINK THAT!" I yelled. "Why not?" Kit asked before taking another sip of milk. "The regular milk is the other jug! That's MY MAMA'S MILK!" Kit spitted out the milk right into Firebird's face who got on the counter, he kept spiting for an impossible amount of time till he finally stopped. "Ugh why didn't you tell me before I started drinking?!" "You didn't ask." **** Rarity walked through the door back from her trip. "Hello Gentle Care, I'm back." she called. Kit came downstairs back in his disguise with Firebird back in the bag he was carrying. "Hello Miss Rarity, how was your trip?" "It was fine I sold a lot of dresses to Fancy Pants and Trophy Wife, I do hope Onyx was good for you, where is he?" Rarity asked. "He was a very good boy while you where gone, he's up in the crib taking a nap. Well since my work here is done I'll be going now, bye." Kit said before he ran out the door. Rarity smiled then went upstairs to check on Onyx. **** Back at the apartment Discord along with other gods and goddesses where partying like no tomorrow. One of the gods a green alicorn wearing a fine robe came up to Discord, "Tis be a fine party, Discord, almost as big as the ones in asgard." "Thanks Loki, I try." Discord smirked. Then both gods of mischief watched as another god passed by her flanks swaying back and forth. Loki leaned on Discord. "The women aren't bad either." Discord was about to chase after the goddess of love until suddenly he hears the door open and the music stops and everypony looks to see Kit and Firebird with a shocked expression that then turned into one of anger. "Discord!" Kit yelled with venom in his voice. Discord rubbed the back of his head. "Hey guys...how was your day?"