Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06
Power Ponies
Dear Diary,
This is precisely why Fax Machine isn't allowed to read.
Sincerely
Princess Twilight Sparkle
Dear Diary,
My friends getting hurt, and captured isn't enough to make me angry.
A firefly getting flicked?
It is ON bitch!!!
Sincerely,
Fluttershy
Dear Mane-iac,
I don't know how you converted it into a ray of doom, but I would like my industrial strength hair dryer back. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Princess Vespa
Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle,
Thank you for your inquiry for commissions, but I'm afraid we cannot fulfill your requests for enchanted comic erotica at this time. We are currently being investigated for the disappearances for four fillies who bought the newest issue of The Revengers.
Sincerely,
Enchanted Comics
Dear Twilight,
If that's how Fluttershy reacts to a firefly getting swatted, I truly hope she doesn't find out anything about Firefly getting cancelled. If you could help keep her clueless, that'd be great. Thanks.
Sincerely,
Nathan Fillyon