I saw 3 ponies running at me, a purple one, a pink one with a cannon, and a white one. The image of these things were absolutely adorable, well they would be more adorable if they weren't trying to kill us. The projectile in the air had pounced my chest, I pushed it off of me before it could do real damage. Bisharp was watching the others, standing defensively by my side.
"Just who do you think you are! Coming to a peaceful town and attacking us!" The white one ranted, it was quiet the sight actually, the hair was beautiful. It also looked very classy, but that voice, that god awful voice, pray to Arceus that it would shut up.
"Yeah, and speaking of who you are, what are you?" The purple on said, holding a notebook it some weird purple aura. I dropped uh.....Applejack was it? Yeah, I dropped Applejohn and my eyes widened, did she just say that?
"Woah woah woah, hold on here" I said, taking a deep breath, "So you're NOT pokemon!" They all looked confused, I deadpanned and sighed.
"What's a pokeman?" Purple asked, I decided to call them by the colors, i'm not staying here for long.
"It's pokeMON not man, and-" I was tackled to the ground by an unknown force.
"You little son of a!-" The voice was cut off as well, it was levitated up in the air.
"Rainbow! What are you doing!" Purple asked, yelling at Rainbow. I groaned and Bisharp helped me up, giving a harsh glance at Rainbow.
"What do you mean, he attacked Applejack AND punched me in the face!" Rainbow yelled, she got up in my face, "You're lucky we're around ponies right now or so help me-"
"Rainbow stop this! He didn't attack me!"
"EVERYBODY BE QUIET!!!!" Purple shouted, making the two ponies shut up. "Now, please, lets go back to the library, it's too cold out here!"
It was the most awkward walk i've been in ever since my first date with a Gardevior. Everyone was silent, Bisharp was sharpening his blades, the only one making sounds. I decided to be a gentleman and levitate the door open, no one noticed except Purple. When we were all inside, she turned around.
"How did you do that?" I gave her a confused look, "You opened the door, but you used magic, and you don't have a horn!" This time all of the ponies gasped and looked at me. They must really be mentally slow, how could you live on Earth and NOT know what a pokemon is? The world may never know...
"I just did it, that's all, now me and my friend here would like to know where we are." I said. Crossing my arms and sighing.
"Well, not until you tell us what you are and where we came from!" Rainbow budged, she stomped her hoof in anger.
"Alright, I will, I am Gallade, and this is Bisharp, and we are from the Unova region, and we are Pokemon"
"What's a pokemon?" I deadpanned again, I forgot they didn't know what a pokemon is.
"A pokemon is a powerful creature with mystical powers, the humans try to catch and train us, to fight in battles and such, but you know"
"What!? That sound awfully dreadful! Why would they make you fight in battles"
Bisharp budged in, "Well, for us pokemon it's mainly a sport, either it's training or for contests, gym battles, or championships"
"Yeah, he's right, and we just don't fight for fun, it we need to, we will fight for territory, food, or even mates" I added, the ponies we calm, except for Rainbow, she was still giving dirty looks.
"So, umm, are you two, uh, you know..." Purple stuttered, I didn't catch what she meant but Bisharp seemed to have gotten it. He was on the floor dying of laughter, Purple blushed a little and then I figured it out.
"N-no no it's not like that! I- i mean we're both, well gaaaah!" I blushed and hid my face. The ponies were giggling as well, except for Purple that is.
"HAHAAH There are no words for what you just said!!!!! HAHAHAHA" Bisharp seemed to find that amusing, being falsely accused for dating your best MALE friend. There was a storm going on outside, from what I could hear, it was pretty heavy.
"So, um, sorry about that, anyway how did you get here anyway?" Purple asked, I took a deep breath and told them about everything before us appearing here. I really didn't know why or how Team Plasma would do that, and the ponies didn't either, well obviously. There was a large bolt of lightning and everyone screamed, me and Bisharp just laughed at their fear.
"So anyway Mr.Gallade guy, do you like parties? I mean it's not like anyone can NOT like parties right? Anyway I was wondering what kind of cake you liked, and then I could throw a party for you, there would be games and laughter and all kinds of fun stuff to do! Speaking of dolphins, do you like dolphins? I know I like them, they live in water and stuff all flopping around, and parties! I wonder if dolphins like parties, they could have a sea party! Ohh, that sounds like sea pony, maybe there is such thing as those! Can you tell me if they are real, oh probably not you're new here! By the way my name's Pinkie Pie!"
I looked amazed at how she didn't take a single breath during that, greeting. It gave me an idea though, i should learn their names now.
"Soo, what are your names?"
"My name is Twilight Sparkle, and these are my friends, Rarity, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and well umm my friend Fluttershy isn't here but you know..." She gave a sheepish smile and sighed.
"So tell me, what were ya' doin' stealing mah apples?" Applejack said.
"Well, I had to eat... Sorry for eating your apples though, I'll pay you back soon though" No I wont, i'll be gone by the time I get around to it.
"RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWR!!!!!"
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!" I screamed, everyone was in panic, that was loud enough to make a soundproof Electrode blow up. I looked out the window, I saw nothing, but the sound definitely came from that forest.
"D-d-do you know what that was?!" Rarity asked, huddling with her friends.
"Well, it could be a Gyarados, I mean, what else" Bisharp turned to me, I nodded and opened the door.
"Where are you going! You're not going to find out what that was are you!?" Twilight asked. Turns out I didn't need to, a giant blue serpent came from the forest and headed towards the town.
"Get to safety! Don't help us! It's waaaaay to dangerous!" I informed, I didn't really need to tell them it was dangerous, they already figured that out.
Team Plasma sure was up to something, sending pokemon to this stupid place, it sure wasn't heaven. Me and Bisharp ran out the door, and stopped in the road, watching the angry Gyarados thrash about. It wasn't the fact that it was a Gyarados, and those were always frightening, but it was pissed! It looked weird up close though, it wasn't blue, it was...... a shiny Gyarados!
These were extra dangerous, a shiny Gyarados is like 30 Gyaradosi in one. There were several major problems, He is resistant to fighting AND steel, it is raining, so water moves are superior, and it's an angry Gyarados, damn. The 5 ponies were watching us from the inside of the house tree library, this was going to be a tough battle. Turns out, everyone heard that roar, now everyone was watching us.
"You ready Bisharp? This wont be easy!" I said, preparing to pursue the Gyarados.
"Yeah, watch out for water attacks, along with the thrashing and stuff, this will be my hardest battle yet"
I nodded and we began running at the Gyarados, it notice our presence and roared again. I knew what Gyarados was thinking "Kill kill kill , smash smash smash, destroy these pests"
The Gyarados charged at us head on, we had to act fast, especially in this weather. We split up, so it couldn't smash us both in one swing, from the looks of it, he was charging at Bisharp. I used Bulk Up, he wasn't paying attention to me, I thought of my strategy.Alright, I have to use my Psychic and Dark type attacks for him, he resists everything else i've got, while Bisharp is distracting him, I move in. It was a solid plan, I ran at the serpent, Bisharp was clearly faster than Gyarados, but the tail would have to be watched. I picked up the pace and jumped on it's head, slicing it with Psycho Cut. It started flailing everywhere, it was tough to hang on in the situation. I was swung off and I hit the ground, I got up to see an angry Gyarados, well.....more angry. It charged at me with an Aqua Jet slamming me into a nearby building, I recovered and dodged it's next attack. It swung it's tail my way, tripping me, I was then blasted with a Hydro Pump, Bisharp ran over and caught me mid flight.
"Man, this...thing...is mad" Bisharp said, I didn't have time to respond before Gyarados came thrashing at us again. There was now way we could handle this, it was raining too hard. We split up again and he kept charging at me, Bisharp flanked from behind and use Snarl, catching the Gyarados off guard. It turned around and began roaring at Bisharp. That was the killer, the perfect time, this battle wasn't about strength or speed. It was all about agro, whoever the Gyarados was pissed at thats who he would charge at, therefore leaving the partner totally safe to attack. I used Bulk Up as much as possible before getting in position for a Stored Power. I got close and made sure to steer clear of that tail, and I used Stored Power, this surprisingly pushed the Gyarados back a little, when he wasn't looking Bisharp used Poison Jab. Luckily, the Gyarados became poisoned and was weakened, but this just made him more furious. He used Aqua Jet again, instead of hitting me head on, he used Bounce as well, launching himself into the air. We couldn't see where he went due to the dark clouds, and we couldn't see a shadow either. He landed behind us and swiped his tail, bashing us a good forty feet. It was hard to get up from that, he was already charging at us again, Bisharp shakily stood up and helped me up. It was all or nothing, us or him. Bisharp used Hyper Beam and I used Stored Power, the Gyarados kept getting closer and closer. Our attacks made contact, he was fighting against them but it was tough. The friction caused an explosion, and we were blown back, but we stood up still. The Gyarados seemed almost unaffected, it roared and charged, I dropped to my knees, I used everything I had in that final attack. Bisharp, was breathing heavily and was twitching, we only had a few seconds until imminent contact with the furious serpent. I closed my eyes and waited. I heard a loud bolt of lightning, the Gyarados roared and seemed to NOT hit us, thankfully. I heard a feminine voice speak up.
"Need a little help?"