The Big Bang Ponies

by Sparkle Dust


The beginning of it all...

Sheldon Cooper was mixing chemicals when his roomate, Leonard Hofstader, walked in the shared apartment.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"I am doing an experiment. I am trying to figure out what happens when you mix potassium choride in some other chemical, called on this bottle, 'Equestrian Transportalisha.' It strangely smells like apples mixed with horse manure." Sheldon showed Leonard the bottle.

Someone knocked on the door.

"Come in!" Sheldon shouted.

Penny, Howard Walowitz, and Raj Koothrappali walked in the room.

"..Well, the theory is that Neil Armstrong didn't actually go to the moon, and it was just a film!" Howard and Raj were arguing, which wasn't usual.

"Then ask him! You should know him, astro guy!" Penny pointed out.

"He's DEAD!" Howard screamed.

"You sure about that?!" Penny screamed back.

"Well, actually-" Raj was cut off by Penny and Howard:

"NOT NOW!!"

"Hey, you guys-" Leonard tried to calm the group down.

"Guys, it's fizzing!" Raj pointed at Sheldon's experiment.

"Oh my God! It's going to blow! Duck down!" Sheldon ducked next to his Spot on the couch.

"Maybe I don't want to!" Penny retorted.

"Just do it, God-"

The room went black.