''OH MY GOSH I LOVE THESE STORIES AND IT'S MY TURN FOR TO DO ONE AGAIN AND I GET TO TALK ALLLLL ABOUT HOW AWESOME A LAY DISCORD IS AND HOW HE'S LIKE THE BESTIFICEST DRACONEQUIS EVER EVEN THOUGH I ONLY KNOW ONE BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE MMMPHH MMMMPHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Ughhh, Pinkie, how did you chew through that gag so quickly. I swear that-- Oh hi readers. Please excuse her. She gets really hyper during sex. In fact, not a good time, so uh, shoo. Yes, talking to you. Even lords of chaos need privacy."