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// Rainbow Dash/Star Wars Opening Crawl 
// Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World 
// by Super Trampoline 
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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...



It   is    a    period    of    civil    war.   Rebel
spaceships,   striking     from    a     hidden
base,   have    won     their     first    victory
against     the     evil       Galactic    Empire.


During the battle, Rainbow Dash managed
to  steal   secret  plans   to  the  Empire's...


	''RAINBOW DASH!!!'' Twilight shouted.



''What?'' the brave  pegasus  deadpanned
as     she     scrolled     along.     ''I     love
STAR   WARS!  I've  always   wanted  this.
Can't    you    be   happy   for    me    Twi?''



	''Not when you're mating with the opening crawl! Stop it Dash! The movie's about to start!''


''Such       a        party        pooper  .  .  .   ''