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// Chapter Five:Night of Drinking 
// Story: My Little Zero:A Megaman and My Little Pony crossover 
// by RiceAlicorn 
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Luna smelled like farts, and X and Zero went separate ways for a few hours until they calmed down.

A few days had passed, and X and Zero were sitting on the floor in Zero's room. "Tell me everything about how you got here" Zero asked. X started explaining. 

After Zero had "died", Dr.Cain died too, but he was made into a reploid control chip. It would take a while to make him a body, but a body would be made. Before he died though, Dr.Cain gave X coordinates to somewhere. Dr.Cain didn't know for sure, but he said "This should lead to a peaceful place, filled with nature and animals if what I heard was right..."

X was planning to go with only Axl, but Alia kept begging and she was allowed to come. They were all teleported at once, and then a problem struck. They realized they couldn't contact the Navigators anymore, and were stuck. X had a spare body back in Maverick Hunter Headquarters, but he couldn't transfer himself to the body. After a while of being in the wild, they had found a town. The citizens screamed in fear, and Princess Celestia was contacted. All of them were taken to Canterlot Castle, where X could finally switch bodies. He found that, time flowed faster in Equestria than Earth. X found that somebody was impersonating him so that there wouldn't be any panicking. He then sealed up his body, so it wouldn't be destroyed. What X didn't do though, was tell anybody at Earth what had happened. He didn't want them to panic or invade Equestria.

Zero nodded. So that's why X was copied, and went missing for 7 years.. He was missing the whole time after my death! he thought. I also am wondering who Axl is... I guess he's somebody I've met before but forgotten

"Well Zero, how about some drinking time?" X asked.

Zero paused. It had been many years since they had drank alcohol together. "Eh, why not? There are bars here?"  Zero replied.

X pointed to Zero's armour. "You're not going out in your armour, are you? If we're getting drunk, I don't want you to destroy everything." 

Zero nodded, and took off his armour, putting on a red coat and a pair of jeans. His pony-tail hung loose behind him.

"You keep forgetting about me!" a female voice whined behind Zero. It took a few moments for Zero to remember her as Iris.
"Sorry" Zero muttered. He felt guilty for completely forgetting about Iris. They walked to a bar inside the castle, Iris following close by. When they got in, they ordered a bottle of Vodka and paid with bits. X and Zero had bits because Princess Celestia had closely kept an eye on them, and educated them on Equestria.
Reploids COULD get drunk, they got drunk same as humans, except drunkness would be terminated if there was danger.
There was none however, and X and Zero got very drunk.
X danced around the room, drunk. X thought Did Zero just make a horse noise? 

Zero was saying weird things, getting drunker and drunker. He looked at Iris, who was completely sober. "You need some.... You need some.... You need some beer! Bartender, can I have a thimble!?"  The bartender looked strangely at Zero, but brought a thimble anyways. Zero filled the thimble with vodka, and handed it to Iris. Iris chugged the whole thing, and got slightly tipsy. "Want more?" Zero garbled. Iris turned it down, and flew around, observing everybody. The room was big, and tables lined the walls. A large amount of soldiers were down in the bar drinking, and many looked at X and Zero in amusement. A few bottles later, and X and Zero lost their mind. "X... X.... I'm a fish" Zero slurred. "You're not a fish... You're a seacoooooooooooooow" X mumbled.

Iris was giggling, and kept watching. She hadn't done much, except for one evil thing. "It's sad Zero doesn't remember me... But at least I have him..." she whispered.