My Little Zero:A Megaman and My Little Pony crossover

by RiceAlicorn


Chapter Four:X runs away like a cheetah

They looked at each other for a few seconds. Then, the person jumped up and swiftly ran out of the cafe, not knocking over anything. Zero quickly followed, yelling "GET BACK HERE!" once he exited the bakery. The guards panicked, not sure whether they should have alerted Princess Celestia or not, and chased after Zero and the person. The person ran into the castle, and dashed around in every hall of Canterlot Castle. Why is X running from me..? Zero thought.

Zero ran left and right, looking for the person. Argh... Where is he?! Zero looked around, and slapped his forehead. He had forgotten to use his senses. Zero listened closely, and heard panting coming from a room nearby. He tip-toed slowly to the door, opened it, and tackled the person to the ground, pinning him firmly to the ground. "WHO ARE YOU?!" Zero asked.

"HOW ARE YOU HERE?!" the person said.

"WHO ARE YOU?!"

"HOW ARE YOU HERE?!"

"ARE YOU FUCKING X OR NOT?!"

"DO YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO ASK THAT QUESTION, ZERO?! OF COURSE I'M X!"

Their rambling continued for a few minutes, and it finally stopped. "Zero... How are you here..?" X asked.

"I don't know... I was fighting Weil and he died, then Ragnarok exploded, and next I found myself here" Zero said.
"More importantly, why are YOU here?"

X paused, and said "After everything that happened, and we entered a era of peace, I decided I couldn't stay where I was. There was too many painful memories... Dr.Cain was made into a reploid control chip so he would stay alive, but before, he discovered these coordinates to another world. I decided to go there, and Alia, Dr.Cain's chip, and Axl tagged along. Next thing, we found ourselves unable to return. Only I was able to return, because of a body I left there."

"Can't believe you, you went to another world and abandoned another. You're sometimes a bitch, X"

"Oh? I thought bitches were female. Last time I remembered, you were the one with boobs"

Zero slapped X across the face so hard, he tumbled and hit the room wall so hard the castle trembled.


"Okay, Princess Luna, you wanted me to put the firework right he-" Twilight Sparkle said.
At that very moment, Twilight was inside Princess Celestia's bedroom, helping Princess Luna with pranking her older sister. The firework was a custom made one that Princess Luna had ordered to have a staining ink that smelled like farts, which she had planned to use on her sister, Princess Celestia. But, unfortunately also at that moment, X had dropped the boob remark and got a slap across the face so hard, the castle trembled. Twilight's concentration broke, and the trembling scared Twilight so badly, her magic messed up and the firework was thrown at Luna's face, where it exploded and covered her with a nasty smelling ink.
Twilight's mouth twitched. Princess Celestia came in, and teleported Zero and X into the bedroom.

Zero looked very angry, while X had a burning red handprint on the right side of his face. He was muttering and wincing under his breath.

"You know X, to be honest I always wanted to do that before" Zero said.

"You know, you didn't need to do that!" X muttered while rubbing his cheek.

Zero chuckled and smirked.