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// Double Feature: Night Light/Twilight Velvet and Discord/Twilight Sparkle 
// Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World 
// by Super Trampoline 
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	''Okay okay, so picture this: Your mom: hooves on the bed, wiggling her ass in the air moaning 'Rut me Night Light, you sexy beast!' But your dad, the little bugger, does he? Nuh uh. The mare wants the D, and he's just all like--''

''EWWWWW!!! DISCORD! What the buck?!? I do NOT want to hear about my parents' sex life! Gross!''

''But Twi darling, it's important to know your roots.''

''I get that. But enlightening me right after our own love making? It's hella freaky dude!''

''I thought you liked freaky?''

''With you, not my PARENTS!''