//------------------------------// // Chapter Two: Zero thinks ponies are bastards // Story: My Little Zero:A Megaman and My Little Pony crossover // by RiceAlicorn //------------------------------// "T-t-tarnation! Twilight, ain't that the thing you were gonna send to the Princess?!" the orange pony with freckles stammered. Zero looked at the ponies, he counted six. There were four different kinds, two winged, one horned, two with neither of those things, and one that was both winged and horned.Two of the ponies were shrieking, a white and a yellow one, and Zero didn't understand their shrieking until he looked left into a mirror. His helmet was damaged, his ponytail was a mess, and his saber was out ready to kill. Wow, I look violent...he thought. He pulled off his helmet, and put it into his backpack and took out the replacement one. He put it on his head, and said "Uh, hey, where am I-" and paused because he was kicked in the face by the sky-blue winged one. He held his face, and punched it in the flank where a cloud was. The pony tumbled on the ground and stopped when it hit a wall. "RAINBOW DASH!" all of the ponies exclaimed. "Zero! What are you doing!?" Iris mumbled in his ponytail. Zero didn't notice that Iris knew his name, and replied "The pony started it first!" in a agitated tone. Applejack looked at Zero angry, she launched herself at Zero filled with rage that he hurt one of her best friends. Applejack tackled Zero down and hit him hard with her hooves. Zero hit her several times but she didn't care. The fight was quickly separated when Twilight used her magic and restrained Zero while Fluttershy, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie restrained Applejack trying to calm her down. "Fluttershy! Where exactly did you step on again? I have to send this thing to Princess Celestia now!" Twilight exclaimed. Fluttershy pointed to Zero's neck, and Twilight said "Can you see if there's a button or anything? Princess Celestia said that the blue thing told her about how the things back in his home had a shut-down button!". Fluttershy moved Zero's ponytail and pressed a hidden button. Zero shut down and his body went slack. "Pinkie Pie, can you go to the train station and ask if we can send this over to Canterlot?" Twilight asked. "Roger that, Twi-" Pinkie Pie said but was interrupted by Rarity. "My word, Twilight! We cannot just simply send it over to Canterlot like that! We must deliver it ourselves!" Rarity said. Rainbow Dash had got up by then, and all of them walked to the train station, dragging Zero's body along. This looks a lot like that thing that came to Equestria a while ago... Twilight thought. They all got train tickets and got on the train, Rainbow Dash came too. Rarity insisted she stay at Ponyville because she was bruised, but Rainbow Dash refused. All of the Mane 6 were sitting down on seats within the train, and Zero's body laid in a chair beside Twilight's. "Unbelievable... This is a science phenomenon! I know I saw that thing a lot, but it's always so amazing to examine this kind of science!" Twilight told Rarity, who was sitting close by. "I know, my dear Twilight! I wonder where they find such glorious jewels and tailor work!" Rarity said. After that, it boiled down to news and gossip all over Ponyville. Two hours passed, and they arrived at Canterlot. They went over to Canterlot Castle and to Princess Celestia and Princess Luna's throne room. They bowed and showed the Princesses Zero's body. A person sitting in the Princesses' throne room sat on a plush chair while reading a book. He looked over his book at the commotion, and the person knew Zero the moment he set his eyes on him. Zero woke up, and got up. Ponies are damn right bastards... They started it by kicking me in the face first! And now I'm in a random throne room with two giant candy-coloured ponies! Zero thought.