//------------------------------// // yea, far out // Story: there goes ponyville..... // by YOitzGEEZUS //------------------------------// I made this one longer, hope you like it! ------------------------------------------------------------ "Ugh.......oh-h.....god...why?" He had just finished the memory that reminded him of the last time he argued about something that invlolved the princess. He wished he never went to canterlot that day. Nothing was the same after that, the princess would give him looks. everytime she stopped by.It didn't stop there, after he would send Twilight's letters of friendship, the Princess would send a reply to Twilight's message there would be a little P.S for Spike from Celestia that would say such things as: thank you Spikey-wikey OR sexy dragon at the end of every message. He thought he wasn't safe ever again from that day on.... "Oh well, back to the message.." He started reading what looked like Twilight's writing......... ---------------------------------------------------- Dear Spike, As you know, me, the rest of the girls, and the guys are in Canterlot, we are having what Pinkie calls a "blast" even though it is impossible to have so much fun for an explosion to occur. The first thing we did when we arrived was relax, so we decided to go to a bar called "Thirsty's" and had a great time, I was completely suprised that the ponies inside the bar noticed us so fast! We are so well known at Canterlot, that we have our own drinks! Mine consisted of cloud mist, alchohol, and some chardonnay,it is so me! Rainbow Dash has a drink called "the spectrum" which has zapapple cider, vodka and beer! Applejack has "Applejack Daniels" which is hard whiskey with hard cider made with her own apples. Rarity has a vodka mix known as "the exsquisite" that has specs of gold inside it! Fluttershy has, has a uh.....Pina Colada and Pinkie Pie has the "BRAIN EXPLOSION" which is a mix of all the drinks with three times the concentrate, with the mixture of all the types of the famous energy drink here, "Four Loko" and a little bit of "sugar" as the bartenders call it. Well, we went and asked for our own drinks....and with one sip of our own mixes, we all fell in love with our drinks (except for Caramel and Big Mac). I couldnt say the same for Pinkie, With one sip she had the following symptons: muscle spasms, redness of eyes, insanity, flailing limbs, minor explosions from her head, she somehow disappeared out of nowhere, reappeared with cupcakes made out of fire encircling her, then faceplanted on the floor, she then got up and got another sip..... After a long night of drinking, Big Mac had to bring Applejack on his back, and Caramel brung Rainbow on his back.( they had a massive drinking contest) Pinkie was um...floating to the hotel, I was a little tipsy but Rarity and Fluttershy helped me get there in one piece. Princess Celestia gave us the "V.I.P suite" in the hotel, full with cameras all around the suite just in case if someone breaks in, and all the recordings go to Celestia herself! the cameras are on 24/7! isnt it amazing Spike? She must really care for us! But nothing out of the ordinary Spike, have a good time! P.S- Spike, I'm sorry that your all alone all by yourself,I want to give you something. I was waiting for the right time to give it to you, but i think now is the time, inside of the left twin speaker is a plastic package with small portions of paper of some sort,with a kind of mossy substance in it. Zecora gave this to me a few months ago,I never got time to use it, but I thought you needed this more than me. She said it makes you feel good, though I don't know how excactly, but you are a smart dragon, I think you can find out yourself. Love, (your best friend) Twilight -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "WEED!" Spike hollered He knew fondly of this material........ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Spike had a message to give to Zecora from Twilight. It was a list of plants for some potions she was making to relinquish diseases in ponyville. He was walking into the forest for a good ten minutes and reached Zecora's hut. Spike realised that the door was closed. He knocked but nobody answered. The reptile then went to the backside of the hut, nope, no door.....wait. There was a small window just big enough for him to fit in. It was a few feet above the ground. He jumped and crawled into the window.With a loud thud, he scared the shit out of her. Zecora was in the main room, smoking something... "umm..uhh...Spike!" trying to conceal the substance...her pupils were small, looking at the dragon who suprised her "you were as loud as a umm......bike!" *Spike puts on a "are you fucking kidding me" face* "Your rhyme didnt make any sense Zecora,what is up with you and what is that your hiding?" "Alright Spike, this...*pulls out* is weed...." Zecora didn't care that she didn't rhyme. "Okaaaay........what is it?" "it makes you high" "what does that mean?" "ugh....you do not know about marajuana no?" starting to rhyme again. "is it a filly mexican wrestler?" "no" "then what the buck is it?" "just light the end of the stick, dragon prick." she said, playfully. He did so "Now, suck it in, this isn't a sin!" she demanded. Spike inhaled...... *caugh* *caugh* "Zecora! how can you like this stuff?" he disliked the foul taste in his mouth. "give it time, then you won't whine" she said smirking. He did this for about a few seconds. He started to feel strange. "Wooooooooaaaaa.......like, Zecora.....like what's wrong with my claws? their soo......clawy...." looking at his claws. He was feeling weird, but....it felt good. "the weed is at full speed!" Zecora was happily clopping her hooves together as the dragon was getting high... "you like the high, don't you little guy?" I-i-it's like an elephant jizzed in my mouth, but it tastes like diamonds..." "I like what I see in front of me!" he took another puff,"yea, far out dude.." For about a few hours, him and Zecora were talking about why the world is purple, and why the sky was blue. "Like, what does it mean!?" Zecora said, crying and laughing at the same time. "Woaaaaa" He then passed out. When he woke up, he was in the library.....and was really hungry. HE LOVED THAT SHIT. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I NEEEEEED IT..... He then ran to the speaker, opened the back of it with brute strength, and brung that shit upstairs......almost tripping in the process. He opened the glorious box, seeing the glorious rolls......soo.... beautiful "come to spikey-wikey" --------------------------------------------------------- "Awwwww.....this sucks" Applebloom was stuck with Granny Smith while her sister, and Macintosh were out having the time of their lives. It's been one day since they left and she was extremley bored.She was on the patio with Granny Smith. "It a'int that bad lil' sugarcube! We can have a great time a'hn the..." "Fuck that shit ma-maw" "oh, uh ok thien" she sadly proceeds to walk inside the house. "Now, what can ah do to stop ma boredom....." Scoot ain't here, pretty sure she's in Canterlot too stawlkin' Rainbow.... she thought. Sweety ain't here too! she's in Manehattan visting her Ant! she gasped mentally...."Spike!! he's here! I hope he ain't sleepin right naow! she then immediately started galloping to the Library. This is going to be so great! she noted in her mind. a whole entire month with an aweome dragon! Although they never really had any physical contact with eachother, she knew Spike well. He liked gems, Rarity.......well, that's it. He was a nice dragon, hell, he is the only dragon she ever met......and he was kinda cute. His sharp, cute green fins he had for "so-called hair". And his deep, dark emerald eyes that would stare into her soul everytime he would say "hi" to her everytime he briefly saw her after school from getting gems for Rarity. His ass, oh Gawd dat ass.....She was now fully thinking sexually about Spike. I'd liek to put that tail of his in mah "mph!" She faceplanted on the library's front door. She had no idea that she was traveling so fast. AH NEEEEED HIEM... she said swoonfully. She knocked on the door. "Spike? you in here?" "hello?" She was about to turn home when the door slowly opened. Smoke bursted out of the door, she squinted, noticing a similiar figure. "sup?" ----------------------------------------------------- art thou mad fellow brony?