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// Queen Chrysalis/Tom 
// Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World 
// by Super Trampoline 
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	Tom awoke, unable to move, or communicate, as always. Really, his life sucked pretty hard; lives of sapient rocks often do. But suddenly, he saw a tall black alicorn mare with swiss cheese legs strut by.
"Ugh, everypony hates me now!" yelled Chrysalis. "How will I get any love?"
"I don't hate you," thought Tom. "In fact, I think you're beautiful."
Suddenly, Chrysalis felt love... coming from a rock? But desperate times called for desperate measures.



"Kids," said Tom, "that's how I met your mother."