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// Blueblood/Braeburn 
// Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World 
// by Super Trampoline 
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"Do WHAT with my rear end?!?!" Blueblood sputtered. Who did this hick think he was, catcalling to royalty?
"You heard me babe," Braeburn said as he wiggled his eyebrows. "You've got a sexy plot. Show me some shake of that groove thing."
Blueblood "Hmmph"ed and held his muzzle high as he trotted away from the uncouth, unrefined, and very drunk sheriff. He absolutely hated functions where commoners were present. Such ill-mannered vermin.




	Did that snobby unicorn really just ignore my advances? He did!
"Yeah? Well screw you too!"