//------------------------------// // The Enemy of my Enemy is my friend. Wait is that the, oh no no, no, no RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! // Story: My Little Zi: Zoids are Magic // by superfunnelc //------------------------------// Zebras, fucking Zebras, I never thought i would be fighting Zebras ever in my life, but then again I never thought i would be in a world filled with pastel colored ponies, and such. Some of the readers of this journal might be wondering why my entries have been getting short, well it's because paper is short, and so are pencils, which are used for planning, and plus I am getting really board right now since we are gonna be fighting Zebras that have effing RPGs "Jungles, I hate jungles." I grumble not having a good track record with jungles as my Red Horn trudges on "Still sore about that vacation we took a few years back?" Maya smiles putting the Gordos on auto pilot "Maybe. Those Realgas were everywhere." I shudder remember those silk spitting mini-Molgas "Yeah that was funny." Alex chuckles as the convoy stops "Artillery units, get into position prepare to bombard the city!" Colonel Schubaltz says "Roger." Maya and the Gojuolas pilot got into bombardment position "You may fire when ready." Colonel Schubaltz says as the gougoulas and the Gordos begin to open fire with their heavy guns, the loud booming shots were almost deafening "Hey Rudolph, earplugs?" I asked handing Rudolph who was still in my zoid, a pair of ear plugs. "Thank you." Rudolph says taking the earplugs and putting them in. I soon did the same ----0---- "I can't believe those no good Zebras manged to ponynapp Twilight and her friends.' Shining Armor grumbles to Princess Celestia who was with him inside of the armored carriage that was part of a massive invasion force. "Relax, Captain. We will find them." Celestia sighs, "Never have I thought that we would be invading Zebra Territory." Celestia sighs as there is a knock on the carriage door, "Come in." "My highness, the town we are approaching has already been attacked!" A soldier said opening the carriage door "What?!" Celestia yells as she exits the carriage only to see smoke rising form the horizon, "So, it appears that creatures are here too." Celestia smiles "We also recovered two pony hostages your highness." ----0---- "\Artillery, how are you on ammo?" Van asks as the convoy moves though the jungle at a snails pace. "Gordos is green on ammo, picking up alot of Zebra radio chatter, mostly military, they are talking about something called Dino Kifo, not sure what that translates to in Zoidian." Maya said as her Gorods trudges along the path blazed by the Mecha Kongs. "How long until we reach the capital?" Alex asks "Well according to the atlas the town we just destroyed was memorial town to the deadly Zebrian genocide at the hands of girffins." Dr. D radios "Directions now, history lesson later.' Colonel Schubaltz says annoyed "Fine, take an eastward heading and we should reach the capital. Hmm, according to the atlas, there is a research base, and prison just to out northeast, ." "I bet that is where they are keeping Marian. Colonel, head to the research base." Rudolph radios "Roger, that. Convoy change heading to 0376." Colonel Schubaltz says as he Mecha Kong begins to turn east ward. ----0---- "All units hold." The radio crackles to life jolting me awake. "Wait, whut?" I said sitting up in the backseat, to find Rudolph piloting "Glad to see your awake Danny, you heard me all units hold position. We are nearing the research base, which doubles as the prison." "That sounds bad." I said sighing "yep, we are sending in a four person rescue team." Colonel Schubaltz said "Lemme, guess. My team has been chosen to infiltrate." I said groaning "Bingo." The Colonel laughs "Fucking 1st Panzer Division airhead." I grumble as i leave the Red Horn grabbing my rifle, and meeting my team at the Hammer Head to get the needed, mainly spare magazines, and black suits. "Does this black suit make my butt look big?" Jess smiles. "Um, would you take it as an insult if I said yes? I smile. "Yes, i would." Jess smiles kissing me "Then yes they do." I say' only to get a slap to the face "Well, at least you are honest." She smiles putting her balaclava on. "Alright team, let's rock!" I smiles putting my own balaclava on. ----0---- "Hallway clear." Alex whispers though his throat mike. "Roger, Maya get on that computer." I order as we enter a control room "Roger." Maya said jogging over and soon started typing on the computer, "Cell 2187, she is in cell 2187!" "Alright, Jess your with me. Maya, you and Alex get as much information as you can, we will get Marian." I said "Roger." Alex said "Let's rock Jess." I said exiting the room, and walking towards the cell block. "Heads up, Zebra armed." Jess said pointing the a patrolling Zebra with a SMG slung over his back. "Take the shot." I said moments before Jess fires a shot from her silenced rife, one shot, one kill "Here we are Detention Block AA-23." I said as i entered the row of prison cells. ----0---- "Detention control, Detention control. This is central command, you failed to check in; is everything alright?" A radio on the console crackled startling Alex "Uh, roger Central Command, this is Detention Command, we just had a slight weapons malfunction here, we're fine, uh, how are you?" Alex smiles weakly. "Who is this? Let me speak to Commander Jaji!" The radio crackles, before Alex shoots it with his side arm, before radioing myself "Danny we are gonna have company." "Roger that we are nearing the cell." I said getting on the left side of Cell 2187, while Jess takes the left side. I press the button, that opens the cell doors revealing a beaten Marian, but also the six brightly colored ponies from the castle. "Great you six.' I enter the cell and kneel down next to Marian, "Lady Marian are you alright?" "A little bruised, but nothing my love for Rudolph can't fix." Marian smiles as i pick her up. "Can you six walk?" Jess asks the ponies "I reckon we can, right girls?" The orange pony says, the other ponies respond with yeses. "Alright follow us." I said walking out of the cell only to see Zebras on both ends of the Detention block, "shit!" i take cover inside the cell and blind fire my rifle. "Where the hell can we go!?" " Garbage shoot!" Jess screams and kicks in a grate next to the cell "Alright everyone in!" I yell and make the ponies go in, I had Marian to Jess "You take care of her I will cover you!" "Alright." Jess said taking Marian and sliding down the shoot. I throw grenades in both directions and jump into the shoot, landing in a soupy trash filled chamber. "Ugh, this place is disgusting." I said "Danny come in." Alex says though our radio channel. "This is Danny, go ahead."I answers my radio. "It looks like you are in a trash compacter." "Something just touched me!" Jess screams. "That was me!" The pink pony laughs "Alright, i should be able to open the door." Alex said as the door outside opens, "Take a right and it should take you right outside." "Many thanks." I said as we exit, we follow Alex's instructions and emerge in motorpool, Alex and Maya were waiting in a jeep 'In the jeep, let's go, let's go!" I help load the ponies and then Marian into the jeep before finally getting in myself. Soon we were back at the convoy "Marian!" Rudolph yells running and hugging his Fianceé "Twilight!" A voice from the jungle says, as 30 heavily armored ponies appear jump out of the brush "Pinkie pie!" The pink pony smiles. "ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!" A massive roar sounds from the direction of the research complex, "Oh no." Van says looking at the complex just in time to see the motherfucking Death Saucer, emerge out of the center of the complex. "Well, looks like we are screwed." I sigh taking off my balaclava.