by Davesknd
***
The room was dark.
Truly dark.
The windows were shut.
The door closed.
Hardly a photon was flying around.
But anyone with ears could hear a giggle or two from time to time.
Somewhere in the void, two ponies were kissing passionately.
One of them the usually radiant princess of the day, her highness, Celestia of Equestria.
The other one, her most faithful student become suitor, Twilight Sparkle, librarian of Ponyville, diplomat to dragons and usual saving grace of Equestria.
It was one of their secret meetings inside the Ponyville Library and they had decided to add some spice to their usual intimate moments by darkening the room completely and relying solely on their other senses.
Currently, Twilight was burrying her snout deep in the princess' mane, taking in the smell and texture of the pastel rainbow, while Celestia was blindly trailing her lover's cutie mark with one hoof, while giggling softly.
It was a moment of love, tenderness and slight eroticism.
Of course, the door flew open!
"Sorry, Twilight, I forgot m..." started the voice of Spike the dragon, but it stopped in sheer shock as his eyes made out the image in front of him.
Twilight let out a loud "Eeep!" while Celestia just managed to smother the candle in the dragon's hand, returning darkness to the room.
Both mares let out a sigh. The moment was spoiled, but at least they had kept some dignity.
Suddenly they heard Spike's voice. "You do realize dragons have nightvision?!"
And somewhere, Spike's therapist felt the urge to purchase a diamond encrusted toilet.