//------------------------------// // Well... At least I didn't break anything. // Story: From Human to...Rabbit? // by ThegoCarter110 //------------------------------// I was standing there looking at Rainbow Dash charge at me, waiting for the right time to make my move. Although I knew that any chance I had to becoming friends with them was gone, I was still hesitate to do what I was about to do. I placed one foot in front of the other and made my right hand a fist. I could feel sweat coming down my eyebrow. I could even see the smirk of Rainbow Dash knowing she was going to catch me... It all felt like a somewhat cliche slow motion moment that was there to help me. But not the same type of slow motion you would read in a story, it felt like... Time REALLY DID slow down. But right before Rainbow Dash came right at me, I closed my eyes and tried to do a uppercut to try to hit her, all while hoping for the best at the same time. I could feel the hit connect, I didn't know at the time where it connected, but I did know I hit her. The punch I gave Rainbow Dash was honestly not much, but it was strong enough to make her fly off course to the point where instead of tackling me, all she could do is a body check me. After she went past me, she crashed into the ground hurt and dazzed. It didn't look like she was going to get up any time soon. However I didn't have time to celebrate, Twilight and Applejack were sprinting right at me. So I did the first thing that came to mind. 'RUN LIKE HELL, RUN LIKE HELL, RUN LIKE HELL!' What? Did you expect something else? I wasn't about to hit the ponys that I came to Ponyville to see. So I whiped around and ran as fast as my smaller then average legs could go. First I ran down the street and took a turn into a ally, I was trying to run in between the buildings as much as I could before I would go for the road again. After doing this a few times, I was able to lose Twilight but Applejack was still right behind me in a sprint. At some point I could hear her distinctly say. "Is that all you have to do you little varmint? I chased down squirrels faster then you!" I honestly couldn't really tell whether that was to intimidate me or not but I was kinda scared before hand anyway. But after diving into another alley, I ran into a dead end with a 9, maybe 10ft wall blocking my path. However, I already knew a way to climb up. So I stopped in my tracks and stopped to slowly turn around and look at Applejack. "Well now, do ya want to do this the easy way or hard way?" Applejack she said stomping her whooves together as if she knew the answer. I make a smile in response saying. "I think you know the answer, Applejack." I say with a cocky grin on my face. She then takes a quick spit off to the side before charging in to take a swipe at me with her forewhooves. However I take a nice jump on her head and then use it to gain leverage to reach the top and climb over. I then call out from the other side of the wall saying. "Its a shame you even thought you had a chance!" I yelled out before I started to run away. After running down a few more blocks I take a quick look around and then hide in a trash can to give myself a rest. Taking a quick sigh of relaf saying. "I can finally catch my breath now." "Are you sure?" A carefree voice said. Its right then a chill go's up my spine making me freeze in place, but I am quickly able to regain composure when I figure out who it is. "Um hi Pinkie." I say somewhat nervous. "*GASP* YOU REMEMBER MY NAME! Oh you could make the bestist best friend that I would ever make friends with! Oh well not counting Twil-"I am able to catch before I jog away to hide somewhere else. Or would it be considerd Yoging?.. Im pretty sure the J would be silent, but thats besides the point. I quickly dive into another ally and wait there listening for foot steps... Well I say foot steps but, well... You know what I mean! After sitting there for a quick second listening, I get punched in the face with the hoof of a guard, knocking me on my butt and making me lose focus. I quickly shake off the feeling lay myself down and roll away from another punch, I then quickly roll under him and give the asshole a swift kick in the chin. He quickly jumps away from me a draws out a spear with is teeth and lunges at me. I do another quick roll and try to climb to my feet, however when I do, he stabs through the side of my leg. Not to the point where its serious, but to the point where I almost fall over in pain. He then pulls the spear back and then go's in for a stab in the middle of my chest, but I grab the handle part and plant my good foot on his chest at the same time so I can try to push him away. But a big problem with this plan is that the guard is a lot stronger then me. And its to the point the spear head is just ever so slowly coming in to my chest. I was at the point of giving up and letting my tired body rest. before I do that though I look at his face just to see him grining at me the whole time. Its then a magic spell that seemingly comes out of nowhere, shoots a brick and smashes into him in the side of the face. Its safe to say I didn't waste time on this opening and pushed the spear to side and kicked him in the face as hard as I could, punched him on the other side. Its then I take his helmet off real quick and hit him over the head with said helmet, effectively knocking him on the ground. its then I jump on his back and the grab his neck and put him into a choke hold. However, he climbs to his feet quickly and trys to slam me into a wall multiple times to knock me off. But thankfully he trips at some point giving me the ability to also cover his mouth and nose. At this point he can't really move to much before he slowly falls to sleep. After holding his face for a few extra seconds, I let go and check his pulse... He thankfully was gonna live another day. So on instinct I grab the wound on my leg and then look around trying to find where the brick came from. Its then a voice says. "Hah are you really that blind to not see the one, and only, Great and Powerful Trixie!?" I hear a voice behind me boast. Turning around I still couldn't see her. "*SIGH* Fine The Great and Powerful Trixie shall become visible again." I hear her say right in front of me. Its just like that the blue unicorn reveals herself to me, sporting her usual cape and wizard hat. "Trixie! What are you doing here!.. And why do you have a cloaking spell?" I say as I sit on the floor trying to take advantage of the situation to nurse my wound and get some rest. "Well I, The Great and Powerful Trixie, umm... Well, Trixie got a little bit worried about her trusty companion, and wanted to check on him." She said, starting the line with pride that slowly went to worry. "Well its a good thing that you came, I would probably be gone by now if it weren't for you." I say with a friendly smile. *Crunch* My ears perk up at this noise, and I quickly remind myself of the situation im in. Its then I say. "Crap, I need to move now." I told Trixie. "Could you like, do that cloaking spell on me please?" I quickly ask Trixie In response she gets a grin on her face before saying "Ha, Thats easy loyal companion. Watch as I, The-" "Listen, Not to be rude or anything but could we hurry this up please?" I say interupting her. Its then I whisper. "I don't think we're alone." Without even responding, she casts the spell only for it to not work. Trixie not expecting this said. "W-what!? But thats the same spell that Trixie casted on herself!" She tried again only for the same thing to happen. Then again Then again. All ending with the same result. I then say "You know what? Just forget it, if it won't work now, then we can just try again later. But now we REALLY need to get going so follow me!" "Hmph, Trixie normally won't take orders from those that are less superior then her, but given the current situation you... We are in, I guess Trixie will allow this." Its then shortly after we run away from the area. After we left though. A worried voice said. "Oh Trixie, when will you ever learn?" Trixie and I Joged to the edge of town, to see if there was a way through the sheild. Thankfully though, it didn't take long thanks to the pursuit earlier. To fast forward a bit, Trixie tried to cancel it out. Teleport us both out, (She could teleport herself out but it wouldn't work on me.) She even tried to use spells to break it open but the results was obvious at this point. The rain outside the portal was starting to clear up, showing us the morning suns beauty. It reminded me of the time when me and my parents went to Florida and drove to the beach before sunrise. "HEY!" A tomboyish voice yelled, snaping me out of my thoughts. Its then another chill goes up my spine upon hearing her. I turn around to see Rainbow Dash in the distance with a clearly bruised cheek. "No pony just knocks out Rainbow Dash, the best flier in Ponyville and gets away with it!" Rainbow practically screams at me in the distance. "Can't we atleast talk about this?" I say, knowing that I probably won't be able to pull the same stunt twice. Not even responding, Rainbow Dash starts to fly to me at high speeds. I quickly look over to Trixie to only see her smiling at me with a evil looking grin. "You have a plan, don't you?" I say, Starting to feel even more worried. "Oh yeah." She says without losing her smile. I then start to look away from Trixie to watch Rainbow Dash almost fly into me. However, I feel Trixie grab me a shove me into the shield. Only instead of hitting it, I just pass right through it! I then fall on my back not expecting that to happen. Its then I notice is that I feel a lot wetter... And that the air felt cooler. Its then I hear the sound of something smashing into a glass window. Looking up, I get to see a good view of Rainbow Dash stuck onto the magic wall in front of me. Trixie then teleports in front of me saying. "Is Trixie a genius or what?" I smile in response saying. "you know, you really are one Trixie. Sure I doubted you for a second, but you really are." She gives a scoff before saying. "It seems then That Carter the Rabbit needs better judgement skills." She says before giving a quick single. "Ha!" Looking at Rainbow Dash again I see she is now trying to break the shield to get to us. After watching this for a little bit, I say. "We should probably hide somewhere for awhile." Immediately Trixie says. "How about Everfree Forest? Im sure no sain pony will follow us there." I cringed in responce saying. "You sure? I hear that place in dangerous." Trixie then said in reply "Pttth. Everpony just says that because of some stupid storys, we'll be fine." 'Yeah, thats not what everyone says in a fanfic before they get killed. Nope not at all.' The sarcastic yet wise voice in my head said. But I didn't have any better ideas. So I told Trixie. "Well... What could possibly go wrong?"