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// 3 
// Story: The Real Life Friends: In Equestria! 
// by SubCinemaProductions 
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Warning: Contains much vomit and stupidity.

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Al began to throw up.

…Everywhere.

The nausea from the random stream of rainbow that had surrounded himself and his fellow Real Life Friends had caused him to have internal upward bowl movement. To put it scientifically: he earned the title: Stewby Chutguts. His vomit was waterfalling onto the floor and was beginning to pool. It was coating the wood and hardened quickly.

Al’s intestinal spew was coming to a close and the stench it made was, surprisingly, not that bad. It kinda smelled like fresh pizza and beer, but in the good way. It was getting so bad and it was ejecting at such a great rate of speed that Al passed out and fell into the pool.

“Dammit Al,” Matt sighed as he looked upon his unconscious friend. He looked up at the two horse-things upset. He pulled Al up and asked, “Where’s your bathroom?”

Twilight, confused and queasy, pointed Matt in the right direction. He led him by the shoulder into the lavatory, leaving Sych, Reggie and Nikolai in the room with the horses. There was an awkward silence between them, until Nikolai spoke up. “Do you have a mop?”

“Yes,” Twilight replied slowly. “In the kitchen.”

Reggie stood. “And that’s…”

“Through there,” Twilight pointed.

Reggie and Nikolai both left the room, leaving Sych sitting there in the Library. He looked about in absolute silence. “So,” he piped up, “Youuuuuu guys have a mall? How about ladies?”

Rainbow and Twilight looked at each other. At that moment, Reggie and Nikolai came back in and got to work. They mopped the floors and the other places Al got his puke. They scrubbed his sick while Sych just sat there. Twi and Dash, as the others were cleaning the expel, began to exchange words.

“Twilight,” Rainbow began, “We’ve seen some pretty crazy stuff. This tops them all for the stupidest. What the hay.”

“I couldn’t agree more. Perhaps we should get the rest of the girls together.” They both gave side-wards glances to the bipeds. “Fly out of here and bring the others back with you.” Rainbow nodded and, quietly, left through the front door. She then zoomed away to find her friends.

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When Matt returned with a revived Al, Reggie and Nikolai had finished cleaning the retch and Sych had finally decided to get up off his ass. Now that the five friends were back together, they decided to address the situation. They began with Twilight. Al started.

“Ehem. Ma’am, with all due respect, what f*cking universe is this?”

Matt promptly covered Al’s mouth and said politely, “What he means is: where are we?”

Twilight, at this point becoming incredibly stressed and didn’t want any more trouble, told them to take a seat while she made some tea. She was going to wait until all of the rest arrived to begin explaining. After all, for all she knew, she might need the backup with this group. She came out of the kitchen, a tray of tea balanced on her back. Then, she began to pass out tea, regardless of whether or not they wanted it. She took a seat in one of the chairs around the library.

After having downed their tea rather quickly, they began the idle conversation. Al began the articulated talk. “Okay, where the hell are we?” This was a question that twilight didn’t want to get to until the other girls arrived, but there was no way she could avoid it any longer. She set her tea down and sighed. She looked into each of their eyes.

“Well…” she began.