//------------------------------// // Part Deux. // Story: The Beginning of The End That Was the Sequel To the Epilogue. // by overlord-flinx //------------------------------// What happens when you put two mares with totally different ideals in the same house? "Hello. I'm Fluttershy, your new roommate? You must be Rainbow Dash?" You get nothing but absolute comedy! "Really? Alright. Make yourself comfortable." The wacky hijinx! "Can you pass the milk?" "Sure, here." Big time tension! "Would you mind if we change the channel?" "Eh. Whatever. The team's down ten points anyway. Whatever you want on is cool with me." Dramatic discoveries! "Oh. You wear glasses?" "It's only when my contact lenses are gone." "No worries. They suit you." And of course... ...Romance... "Fluttershy, are you gay?" "Maybe." "That's cool..." CRAZY~! A single table flung up into the air before crashing against a lone counter at the end of the long room. Ponies of all ages coward off to the side, hugging close their loved ones as this horrible monster stormed from one end of the room to the other, thunder its hooves against the lowly floor. The stallion behind the counter that had just been assaulted by the table projectile shook all over, tears ringing in his eyes as the monster stood before his counter. Its hooves, as heavy as the forge of the Makers slammed against the counter before the monster leaned in close, a muzzle frothing with rage. "To what do you mean to tell The Great and Powerful Trixie by saying she needs to retake her DRIVING TEST!?" The stallion wept as he was berated by the monster more and more. This Winter... ...From the makers of Twi-Knight Spar-Kill... ...She was a door-to-door book seller... "Apparently some ponies still read books..." Sunset Shimmer grumbled will knocking on a random house's door. ...And the Grindle corporation wasn't happy... "Books? BOOKS!?" Gilda paced around the dark room before a group of ponies before she latched out to one of them and threw them out a nearby window, "BOOKS'RE FOR NERDS!" ...They told her to stop... "Stop selling books!" a pony dressed in an overcoat shouted down the street before being hit by a fruit cart. Looking down the road, Sunset Shimmer finished pushing the cart with her glowing horn and yelled back. "No!" ...They threatened her loved ones... "Gilda, we looked as best as we could, but she just doesn't like anyone enough to care." ...But when that didn't work... ...They got creative... Sunset Shimmer casually walked down the road of Ponyville, when from out of an alleyway, several cars drove out beside her. Before she could question it, the windows rolled down and several gun barrels aimed at her and clicked with fire. It took only a second before Sunset Shimmer fell to the ground like a rag doll and the cars to drive away. They stole her books... Realizing not a single bullet hit her, Sunset stood up and looked at her bag of books which had been riddled with bullet holes. "Oh come on!" And she wanted vengeance... "Each of those books come out of my paycheck!" She snarled, slamming the book bag against the ground. "VENDETTA!" But she couldn't do it alone... Vinyl "PON-3" Scratch as "Bater, Master of the Sword"... "This is a serious mission!" "Dude. I get that. Stop yelling at me. Chill!" "Then stop laughing." "Alright, alright. Start over." "Fine... Great Master Bater--" "BA-HAH-HAH-HAH-HA!" "UGH!" Pipsqueak as "Whitey McCracker Snow"... "They say you are the greatest craftier of swords?" Sunset Shimmer sat before the young colt as the fireplace crackled beside them. "No, my child..." Pip sighed, cupping a small tea cup between his small hooves so he could drink, "...The swords just come to me." "Like... A dream?" "No. I use E-Bay. What sorta' sword are you lookin' for? I still 'ave a tab open." Double the excitement... "Are those two robot dragons coming at us!?" "No... I think it's just a bird..." Vinyl squinted her eyes for a better look while Sunset Shimmer was viciously attacked by a colossal robotic dragon and Pipsqueak was eaten by another. Half of the suspense... "Where's your leader!?" Sunset thwacked a stallion across his already bruised face. "I already told you! She's upstairs!" "'E ain't talkin'!" Pip walked into the room, trudging behind a car battery, "But we'll get answers one way or another!" "I TOLD YOU WHAT YOU WANTED TO KNOW!" Come see the movie all the critics are saying is "as preposterous a concept as the first movie"... Shun-set Shim-itar.