Thorn and his army were stopped by a large band of griffons halfway towards the tower of death who ask them. "What are you ponies doing its past the slave curfew you don't get sun for another three weeks!" Thorn just smiled and said." We're here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum."
At that moment everyponies guns went off and bodies were piling up but the griffons kept on coming so some ponies died. In the heat of the moment Thorn found the greatest weapon. A solid blank cane with a diamond on top which turned into a machine gun. "Griffons it's time for me to do what needs to be done of me and live up to my family name!"
he said as he slapped a griffon with his cane and then turned it into a gun shot 15 more out of the sky.
Explosions with the force of god were going off due to the sheer epicness of the fire fight, griffons and ponies alike went blind because of the awesomeness but then was cured of the blindness because of the swaghealing aura coming off. Sadly the ponies were losing and losing numbers while the griffons just kept coming because they get it on alot.
Thorn didn't care and kept fighting because he had to avenge his mom but he was soon losing strength because there was just too many griffons. "If only my dad was here... he could save ponykind easily!" just then at that fateful moment a rip in the fabric of the universe opened a portal and out came it a figure of epicness stepped out.
"Did somepony call me?" Spike said smiling.