//------------------------------// // The Drunken Adventure Begins // Story: The Drunken Adventure of (insert oc name here if you want) // by Redxmrpimpen //------------------------------// This is just something stupid me and my friends made over Skype they would say something and then i had to work with what they gave me. one thing lead to anther and then BAM this came out. My friend angel occasionally put something stupid and i had to work with what he gave me (BTW everyone in this is a pony) ... don't take this serious it was meant for jokes...Ch.3 of [PROTOTYPE] Friendship is a virus shall eventually be made. (listen to the song in the link if you wish) The Drunk Adventure Begins you’re at the nightclub listening to DJ pon3, your really enjoying the music...You take a drink of your hard apple cider this being your 5th one, and soon you feel dizzy. then all of a suddenly you hear Skrillex! You look at Skrillex surprised he even came to a dumpy nightclub like this you stumble towards him...and ask him if he wants some apple cider! NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA Skrillex looks at you knowing your drunk and surprised you started screaming NIGGA he looks at you as you hand him your cider...you ask him if he enjoys dj pon3's scratches He looks at you nodding yes he likes DJ pon3 you look at him in confusion your drunk mind thinking he really LIKES dj pon3...you convince skrillx to sign dj pn3 to OWSLA based on the spur of the moment You walk up to DJ pon3; she looks at you smelling the hard cider in your breath. You whisper in her ear, "Skrillex really LIKES you and he signed you up to OWSLA” you start to giggle like crazy from the cider...DJ Pon3 suddenly stops the beats and looks at you and then Skrillex. She squeals like a fan girl hearing that she just got signed to OWSLA she hugs you and you just pass out on top of her for no sudden reason... Your eyes slowly open and you see Skrillex buttoning his shirt...You jump up screaming from what you just saw and all these crazy ideas start flooding your head you suddenly fall back your head hurting from your scream you have a hangover you look at Skrillex you rub your head and say "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME" Skrillex responds by saying... I didn’t do anything to you. You party so hard that u were crashing on the bar table and then you passed out… You had yourself a hell of a night. I bet dj pon3 did too huh" as he nudges your shoulder. you say “What are you talking about?" Skrillex looks at you, "You really don’t remember?" he said, "You must've blacked out then" Skrillex starts to tell you about the night before (FLASHBACK)... You drunkenly tripped over and fell a bit on to dj pon3 (the moment u blacked out). "Take it easy big guy," she says. you started to mumble stuff in DJ pon3's ear..."You’re the best dj I knows" *slurring.* Vinyl Scratch blushes "oh well thank you"...you say hey ima be your wingman. She says "no it’s ok I don’t need that" and you say sure you do "because I got a wing here and ima man" and u go to the bathroom to drop a deuce (completely forgetting about the conversation u just had)… You shake your head coming out of your daydream. Vinyl is still looking at you blushing from your compliment,"Hey so you mind getting off me so I can go talk to Skrillex and your breath is starting to make me kind of dizzy. “You look at her in her crimson red eyes you think, "they’re so entrancing" you shake your head and smile "oh yeah sure" you roll off her and she gets up and walks towards Skrillex... "k ima go take a seat now because I’m not feeling to hot *slurring*" u go to the bar, sit, and eat the peanuts from the bowl. A guy in a fedora and strange coat says "u know that people eat from there without washing their hands" u stop eating the peanuts...you look at the man in the coat he takes off the fedora and he looks at you. In your drunk daze he looks like Don Carlyon so you stupidly kneel on one knee and you kiss his hoof stupidly saying ," It’s a pleasure to me you Don" the pony looks at you with a confused face and he says.... "My child, what are you doing here eating those peanuts when u could eat deez" he flashes his coat open revealing an entire loaf of communion bread...you stumble back in horror as 20 bats fly out of his suit you scream like a little girl...you bump your head on a stool and you snap out of your drunk daze realizing your still knelt down in front of the unknown pony you stupidly look at him and say... Why am I kneeling for you again?" he look around for a sec and throws a bag over your head and a blunt weapon hits you in the head. You awaken in a room full of watermelon. You look around the room and you’re on the floor with watermelon everywhere. Suddenly you see a small TV turn on and you see a very crazy looking Twilight appears on the TV and talks to you in a deep voice, "Hello *bleep* I want to play a game. I have been following you and now I tell you that you have wasted most of your life doing nothing but drinking in that bar and wasting your life so I now give you a chance to redeem yourself. In the room there is watermelon inside one of those is a key that you use to open a chest with an antidote you will need if for there is deadly poison seeping into the room now then you must eat all of these watermelons since you so much enjoy drinking now let the game begin”… You yell "ZOOZOO COME TO ME!!!" The spirit of the gargoyle comes to u by crashing through the roof and you turn into a form of raw intense power. You blast the TV and fly away. As u fly away twilight says "guards bring him back" as you believe you are finally getting away, u hit some kind of magic force field and u crash land on a beach. Before you can try to figure out what’s going on, you hear other ponies searching for you and you proceed to find shelter or something to hide in. You start to walk around and you find yourself in a forest you keep going and soon you find a giant trap door with numbers on it you proceed to open it and you go down some stairs. You find yourself inside a room with a giant timer counting down. You find small sticky note sayings do not let this clock end or certain doom will happen you walk around the room and find... A cupcake on it a microscopic civilization of small colored people on the frosting of the cupcake You look at the cupcake and the little civilization starts to tell you the meaning of life and eternal youth. you look at the cupcake and shrug you eat it in one bite hungry from the long walk here you suddenly feel dizzy and pass out inside the room... You awaken on a bed. You have a terrible headache and ringing in your ear from passing out so many times. You get up rubbing your head and look to your left and right next to you is Vinyl Scratch sleeping peacefully you look around the room everything is messed up and everywhere, you think" what the hell did I do and how did I get here"...You fall asleep too tired to figure out what happened. (Flash-forward) "And you showed up asleep at my door" Skrillex said. You look at Skrillex confused still wondering why he was buttoning his shirt up you proceed to ask... ”Yeah so apparently, u got up this morning mumbling about something and u dragged dj pon3 here to my house. u ran into my kitchen and ate all my frozen waffles straight out of the freezer, you went outside and bit through my chain link fence, then u ran upstairs and passed out on my bed. Someone must have put something in your drink for all that to happen. I could only wonder how busy you kept pon3 (thus reason for nudge.)You’ve been asleep up here since then. i was just up here admiring deez in the mirror *points down* you like my crocs?” You look at him puzzled. “Well anyways, that’s when u woke up. She’s waiting for u downstairs.” You walk downstairs and see Vinyl sitting on the sofa she looks at you and runs towards you hugging you and kissing your cheeks telling you, "Thank you thank you for getting me this deal how can I ever repay you." (looks at the camera) *queue brodyquest*(head bobbing)