My Little Poro Biscuits are Magic

by Flames173


Don't Feed the Pinkie (Chapter 3)

Twilight Sparkle and her friends are still trapped in the world of Demacia as the cute little fluff balls called poros.
"So what do we do now?" Twilight asked.
"Wow, you didn't prepare a backup spell to send us back? Whats wrong with you?" Rainbow Dash asked a little rudely.
"Hey girls, I think a new battle is about to begin." Rarity said when 5 beings of various species appeared on either end of the swathe of land.
"OOH, I bet these ones are going to be nice and talk to me and be my friend!" Pinkie Pie shouted excitedly, jumping up and down as much as her stubby poro legs would allow her.
"Ah wouldn't count on it sugar cube, the past hundred times were constant combat." Applejack pointed out.
The six new poros sat around and waited, the 10 creatures took place in the bushes in the middle of the stage and lied in wait. After a minute or two, a bunch of small beings that looked extremely similar met in the middle and fought. A red circle appeared over Pinkie Pie's head and a champion from each time ran up to her and fed her a biscuit.
"Mmm, nummy bsquit." she said with a mouthful. She grew slightly larger than the others and the red mark reappeared. This went on for a while as each champion went up and fed her. After the last champion fed her, she was enormous.
After a few seconds, Pinkie burst into tons of mini-pinkies.
"Oh no." Twilight said obviously concerned as the many new poros jumped around in unison speaking and singing the usual Pinkie nonsense.
"WHY, WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!" Rainbow Dash scolded. "YOU JUST MADE OUR LIVES A LIVING HELL! NO, GET BACK HERE GAREN, I NEED TO KILL YOU!"
"What the fuck?" the living scarecrow, Fiddlesticks, asked. "Did that poro just talk?"
"Yes, I believe so." Riven said caressing her beloved shattered blade.
"OM NOM NOM!" A specific red monster from the void shouted as it leaped from the bushes and tried devouring the two. He ended up leaving both of them at low health, purposely changing targets when the first got low health. They both died when a skeletal mage blasted them with his Requiem spell.
"OOOH OOOH OOH, will you be my friend?" Mini Pinkie 1 said.
"Only if you be my friend!" Mini Pinkie 2 said.
"Can I join your friend club too?" Mini Pinkie 3 asked.
"YEAH." the two mini pinkies said in unison.
The rest of the mini pinkies went up and they had a Pinkie party.
"Well at least they're out of my hair so I can find a reverse spell." Twilight said. "SPIKE, GET ME M, oh, right. Shit."
"No! What the hell are you doing?" Rainbow Dash shouted.
"Trying to think how to get back." Twilight replied as she sat down, giving up.
"Sejuani, get back or use a potion, you're going to die! Skarner, you gotta push!"
After a while, the Pinkies were getting bored with each other, they knew all the jokes and secrets told, they always knew what was going to happen next, so they wandered off and bothered the rest of the poros.
"Hey white stuff, how you doing?" Mini Pinkie 5 said, flirting with a normal poro. It just stared back at her. "How about you and I go into the fog of war and you can gank me all you want."
"Applejack, hey applejack, what do you get when you mix a cup and a cake?" Mini Pinkie 3 asked her orange friend.
"A cupcake?" she answered unamused.
"Ha...hahaha......AHHAHAHAHAHAHA" Ashe laughed, hearing the joke as she ran by, then the frost archer fell to the ground and held her chest. "HHAHAHAHAHAH"
"Ok, it wasn't that funny." Applejack said, staring at the laughing champion.
"Hey hey choey woey, what does your mouth look like inside." Mini Pinkie 6 asked the terror of the void.
"Uhh, I don't know, why?" he asked the tiny pink poro.
"Can I see?"
"Umm, sure?" Cho' Gath opened his jaw hesitantly as the poro hopped in. "Ahhh, ahhh. AHHHH!" he tried to speak, but the fluffy creature dried out his mouth and made it hard for him to form words, he didn't want to eat the poro, it was just too cute!
Pinkies 1 and 2 asked Twilight the possibly most retarded questions ever, like "What would win in a fight, a hedgehog or an elephant?" "Do you think the Loch Mane Monster exists?" "If it was, do you think it would be nice?" "What about aliens?" and "HEY TWILIGHT WHY ARE YOU IGNORING US?"
The point is, the scene was complete chaos.