"Pinkeh Pieh, awer yew there?"
The Austrian Oak scratched his head, while slowly pushing the creaking door to Pinkie Pie's residence. The interior of Sugarcube Corner was dark and barren. A faint whimpering could be heard from inside. Rainbow Dash decided to tag along behind the Austrian Oak for safe measures. She was concerned about the mental status of her pink mare friend. Suddenly, the door slammed behind the two. A faint, unusual odor pieced the air around them. They were now totally isolated in the dark. Dash clung onto Arnold's bulging right bicep in fear. The two suddenly felt light headed and woozy. They eventually passed out onto the floor.
Dash and Arnold regained consciousness on two parallel metal tables. Bonded and tied down, they exchanged glances of confusion and fear amongst each other. A single light bulb swayed carelessly above their heads. They were trapped inside a cold, damp cellar. Arnold and Dash attempted to untie the leather straps around their forearms and ankles, but it was to no avail. The wheels of a metallic utility table screeched closer to their position. It was accompanied by a shadow of a bipedal silhouette, who turned out to be no other than Pinkie Pie herself.
She expressed a very perturbed and disgruntled expression. Her hair flowed down around her shoulders in a straight matter. A white sheet over the metallic cart masked various medical tools. Dash and Arnold trembled profusely. The Pink mare returned at the two with a blank, emotionless expression. She then walked over to the metallic table, and ripped off the white sheet to expose various surgical equipment. This caused Dash to cry in fear to herself, while Arnold mustered up enough courage to speak up.
"Pinkeh, Please...daught do dis! Aie ahm sorreh for making yew cry and raun out of deh gym. Look, Aile make it aup to yew in saome way or anoder. We daought have tew speak about dis, right Dasheh?" Arnold asked over to Dash, while trembling and sweating under his leather straps. Dash returned with a nod and a slight whimper.
All of a sudden, the Pink Mare's hair sprung to it's original curly status. She gazed at the two with a confused expression.
"What's wrong with you two? I just wanted to show you my new medical stuff! You sillies, what did you think I was going to do?" Pinkie's voice squealed with upbeat joy.
"Eh....Nothing Pinkie." Dash returned with a sigh of relief.
"Whai are weh tied dauon onto dese medal tables den?" Arnold asked the pink mare directly.
"You silly! I forgot an important ingredient for my famous cupcake recipes! When I returned from the Ponyville Marketplace, I smelled a gas leak from inside Sugarcube Corner. I turned on the lights and found you two passed out on the floor! So, I ran in and moved you two to Sugarcube Corner's cellar. There's a nice supply of fresh air and ventilation down here. I thought it would be fun if I surprised you two with this medical lingo. Here, I'll untie you from the patient tables! No worries!"
Pinkie pie pranced over to the metallic tables and undid the leather braces. Arnold and Dash exchanged glanced of relief amongst one another. After they regained their postures from the table, Pinkie Pie continued on with more of her rambling.
"Oh, Oh! I wanted to show you something pretty cool Mr. Swhickenwacken! Here, I flew it over here while I was waiting for you guys to wake up! It was so boring waiting in that cellar!" Pinkie Pie whined a little.
The two adjusted their eyes as they exited from the underground staircase. There before them, stood Pinkie Pie's flying machine. Pinkie Pie then turned over to Arnold for a brief moment.
"Do you like my flying machine contraption Mr. Swhickenwacken? They call it a helicopter, right?" Pinkie's eyes lid up with pride.
"Miss Pinkeh, Howeh do yew knaogh what a Choppa is?" Arnold returned to the Pink Mare.
"Oh, I saw it in one of your movies. I forgot where I saw it from, but I remember that scene where you teach that nasty alien bully a good hearted lesson! He was awfully mean to your jungle squad after all..." Pinkie squeaked with glee. Arnold was completely speechless.
".....WHAT? HOWEH DID YEW KNOW ABOUT MAI MOVEHS?" Arnold's mind was completely blown. This pink mare somehow had insight on his movies back from his realm. He tried to comprehend what he just heard with his own ears.
"Just a random vision I guess!" Pinkie returned innocently. Dash glanced at the two, but shrugged to herself. She began to speak afterwards.
"...Anyways, I'll see you guys later. But before I go, I have one last thing to say. Arnold, I want a private tutoring lesson later on this week from you. You got that big guy?" Dash demanded with a slight blush.
"...Yeaugh...I gaut that Dasheh...." Arnold responded with his mind still in a state of confusion.
Dash prepared her wings for flight, and took off back to her cloud home. Arnold then snapped out of his trance after Dash's departure created a small shockwave. Pinkie then sprung over to Arnold with a proposal.
"Want to give it a go?" She smiled to him. Arnold glanced over the flying machine, and then shrugged to himself.
"Shaure, Whai naought? Whaut harm can beh daune?"
Pinkie Pie then went on a series of explanations on how to operate the machine. She went into full detail on how to pedal the machine, how to turn and steer with the controls, and how to navigate though any strong wind currents.
"It's that simple silly. Once you get the feel for it, it'll become second nature to you. Just wait here, I'll get my second flying machine. Follow me after your off the ground and everything will be ok!" Pinkie squealed.
"Alrighdeh den, jaust let meh get aoun...." Arnold squeezed his massive size onto the compact machine. He was forced to learn down and operate the lower pedals with his knees. The upper pedals would be controlled by his hands. All in all, the machine was a very awkward fit for the massive bodybuilder.
When Pinkie returned with a exact replica of the machine Arnie had, the bodybuilder started to crank the pedals in synchronization. It was one of the most intensive cardio workouts he has ever experienced. Once he nailed the momentum down, the two were off the ground.
"Follow me Mr. Swhichenwacken! I'll give you a tour of Ponyville from bird's eye view!" Pinkie screamed over to the Austrian Oak. The two flew around the famous land marks of the land. Pinkie pointed and hollered over the noise of the machines. The bodybuilder started to experience the fatigue from the intensive pedaling.
A few hours have passed, and Arnold was on his last breathe. The sun started to set on the horizon.
"Pinkeh, please.....Aie need a break from dis choppa...." Arnold panted vigously. The two flying machines were now parallel to each other.
"But your the one who wanted to fly on this machine, silly!" Pinkie giggled, and continued to speak to the bodybuilder.
"We'll rest on that grassy null for a bit. It looks safe to land there for now."
The two made a soft landing on the grassy patch of land. Arnold nearly collapsed once he got off his machine. After a few moments later, Arnold gathered his senses and looked around. They were near the outskirts of the Everfree Forest. Pinkie giggled once again with a few more things to say.
"I used to giggle at the ghosties in the Everfree Forest. My friends and I were on a mission for the Elements of Harmony. Those monsters are nothing to be afraid of. You see, that's probably one over there!" Pinkie Pointed her hoof at a single dark shadow. The shadows emerged from the dark, with glowing green eyes affixed on the two. The eyes then multiplied to a series of descending figures. Pinkie squinted, and then gasped aloud.
"AGH, THOSE AREN'T GHOSTIES! THEY'RE TIMBERWOLVES!"
Arnold panicked. After thinking for a split second, he glanced back at the flying machines. He then proceeded over to the pink mare and proceed to shout.
"RAUN, GO! GET TO DA CHOPPA!"