//------------------------------// // Chapter 1.2: True form // Story: A Hero's Tale // by Gin_the_Fox //------------------------------// Chapter 1.2: True form After Lan had his breakfast with Twilight and by that I mean pancakes with hay which where delicious, Lan opened the door to the library. He smelt the fresh air and took a look around. Everyone was buzzing around, either working or buying, the town was at it again. What ever they were doing, it wasn't Lan's problem. He stretched his wings and took off into the bright da- "Hey Lan!" Zero yelled, causing Lan to lose his concentration, he quickly controlled his flying and stared at Zero. He had no idea what he was getting into. "Hey Lan, where are you going?" Zero said happily. "The Wet Flank." Lan said seriously. "... What about Twilight?" "Its for business reasons, not for sexual enjoyment." Zero thought for a moment, "What type of business reasons?" "Celestia ones." Lan sighed. "OH! Those are fun, can I come?" Lan thought for a moment, he wasn't that fast with his wings and what if this mare was faster than him. Using Zero as a flyer is a good idea, but the idea of having Zero next to Lan for what ever time this will take annoyed Lan. He needed someone else....someone that was strangling Lan. "CCCRRKRKFDSN!" Lan held his hoofs at the arms of the strangler. Zero was too busy laughing his flank off. The strangler, or known as Discord. "What's the matter Lan? Cat got your tongue?" Discord smiled. "More like ass, let me go!" Discord did so, letting Lan fall to the ground. That's when Lan got an idea. "Hey Discord, you want to come with me to The Wet Flank?" "... What about Twilight?" "Its for business reasons, not for sexual enjoyment." Discord thought for a moment, "What type of business reasons?" "Celestia ones." Lan sighed. "OH, those are fun can I come?" Lan got the strangest feeling he went back in time. "OK, lets go... Wait! Do you even know where it is?" Zero asked. "Yes, northeast of here." "PERFECT!" Discord said, evilly rubbing his hands. They set off towards the edge of the land, hoping to find what they need. ~~~~~~~ Well that was... weird. Twilight thought after Lan left. Twilight jumped out of bed, minding the leftovers from breakfast that Lan had decided to eat in bed, after Twilight cleaned it, she went downstairs, took out a book names 'How to Hide Secrets' and pressed a button behind it. Out popped a secret book, Twilight's diary. She looked around, Spike was asleep, so she took out quill and started to write. When she was finished she closed the book and smiled. She couldn't help but cry. ~~~~~~~ Very northeast-ish of Ponyville, our trio entered Mexicolt City. The walked around the city, with not a single whore house in sight. Everyone was getting bored, and not a moment too soon. "And what do we have here?" A colt said, obviously to Discord. "I thought Princess Celestium' put you back into yer place." Before Discord could even speak, Lan stepped in. "You, back the fuck. He's with me." "I don't think you understand-" "I do, and your not in it." Lan started to walk, but was interrupted when a group of colts stepped in their path. "You have no idea what your doing." "But we do! And your not in it!" The group of 25 or so jumped on Lan, Zero, and Discord. It seemed like the end, if only the shock wave of pure energy didn't blow back all the thugs. "How tha?" Lan started to glow a bright white aura, and all hell broke loose. "I AM THE MOST POWERFUL BEING ON THIS PLANET! TO CELESTIA AND LUNA, I AM A DEMIGOD!" That's when every living creature scurried out of the trios way. Except one. Trixie. "Well I'll be damned, is that Trixie?" Zero whispered to Lan. "Last time I've seen her was the talent show." Trixie stood their, completely frozen. She wasn't wearing her hat or cape, which is weird because she carries those around like a fucking medal. She walked up to Lan. "Lan..." "Trixie..." "Why are you here?" Trixie asked. "And why is Discord here?" "Discords good. Hey, do you know where The Wet Flank is? Its for business reasons only, just letting you know." Trixie giggled. "Ya,I know where that is!" "Great can you show us where it is?" "Sure!" Trixie started to walk and the rest followed. That's when Zero asked a question. "Hey Trixie. Can I ask you a question?" "Sure." "How do you know where The Wet Flank is?" "..." "That's a good question, how do you know?" Discord asked. "Well... um..." "Its obvious she's pasted it multiple times." Lan said. "... YA! That's it." Lan covered for Trixie, even though he knew what really went on. ~~~~~~~ The Wet Flank entrance "Well here we are, take care now." Trixie started to walk off. "Thanks!" Lan said. He was in a good mood right now. They walked in, the music blasted in their ears. Something about the music annoyed Lan. What was in the club was just as Lan had thought. Hookers, beer, woman-less colts and of course, more hookers. This wasn't Lan's happy place, but for Zero, that's a different story. "No Zero, were looking for someone called, Ms. Sexy." "You called?" A angelic voice said. Up came a yellow mare, with a blue mane and curly long hair. Ideal she was sexy, but only in Zero's mind. "What can I do for you boys and..." She looked up at Discord, who was playing with a ball in a cup. "Ms... Sexy... ca-" "Yes!" She started to pull Lan, going straight for a private room. "WHAT!!! NO!!! WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE DIAMONDS?!" The room grew quiet, that's when Lan noticed a gyroscopic necklace that she was wearing. With Seven diamonds, and a gyroscopic feature put into it, it looked expensive. Lan's eyes widened when she saw the mares face. Pure terror. She bucked Lan in the face and leaped over Zero while Discord was still playing with his ball in a cup. "STOP HER!!!" Lan screamed at Zero. Zero stretched his wings, but was blocked by the buildings bodyguards. More distractions. By a white force, the guards where pushed back. "GO!!!" Zero shot out the door. Lan sealed the building. "You want to play?" Lan said. "Lets play!" Lan skidded across the floor tripping one of the guards, but that didn't stop the other two. One of them pinned Lan down, while the other took punts at him. Discord was not entertained. That's when Lan's magic surrounded him, causing a bubble of magic to take form. It backed off of the guards and the bubble started to take shape. First came legs, then a body, and last the arms and head. It was something no one in the whore house has ever seen. A figure unknown to the pony people. A human. The magic dispersed, leaving a Lan in his human form. He was wearing a white and purple getup with purple underclothes and a white trench coat. Lan's hair was longer, but not in a girly way. More in a, fuck with me, and I'll kill your family type of way. Lan gave the guards a develish smile. "How do you like it, I've been working on that spell for ages and now I've finally got it to work!" The guards didn't respond. Instead, Lan pulled out a double barrel shotgun and a desert eagle from under his coat. "This," Lan shot the double barrel at the bar tenders drinks, causing them all to explode. Lan reloaded. "So wheres the door?" The guards ran. ~~~~~~~ Editor's notes: I've noticed that I said that Lan and Twilight are married. Forget that. Don't look at that ever again. I don't know what I was thinking. Fucking total views. It's bullshit really. 1 total view... that makes sense.