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// Getting ahead, Pinkie Style 
// Story: Pony Jokes for Brony Folks. 
// by Firebirdbtops 
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Pinkie Pie logic is hard to follow at times. Other times it's impossible. Hard to say which times are which, but veggie salad tends to  land in the second category. She does mean well, but her exuberance can get the better of her. Take, for instance, the time she was leaving the market, and noticed a small booth that had been recently set up. A pony was working behind it, handing out surveys to each of the shoppers, then collecting them once they completed the questionnaire. Not wanting to miss out on any fun experiences, Pinkie trotted over, and asked for an explanation. Considering his position under a rather large sign, detailing the nature of his work, the stallion merely pointed a hoof upwards. Pinkie smiled. The stallion smiled back. That is, until Pinkie put him in a headlock, and tried to leave the area with him. His protests quickly reached her ears, and she released him from her grip. She did apologize, but it took a while, and a good amount of cupcakes, before the stallion was ready to forgive her. "Oh, come on! The sign clearly said to Stop; Take poll."