//------------------------------// // Clop and Company?! // Story: The Plushie Replacement // by HeavyStripes //------------------------------// "Twi-Twilight!?" Her first mistake was clicking the first link. Her second was not looking away when she could. "How did you even get that flexible?!" Celestia couldn't stop herself even if she wanted to. To say such thoughts of her students never crossed her mind would be like saying Discord was the poster child for obedience. She was not the image of perfection her subjects perceived but she did her best to live up to it. And now there was a perfect image of her ravaging a bound and blushing Twilight. "Nononononono!" She snapped out of her brief stint of lust and spazzed a little on the keyboard. It did not help. Now multiple windows were up and running; none without a lewd Celestia dominating some poor mare or in one case, Diamond Dog. "Stop! For the love of... of... Somebody, Stop!" She tried the mouse this time, clicking everywhere. The alicorn of the day was just having poor luck with more and more images of her fornicating with anything that moved. Or was she? The screen went black and she let out a sigh of relief. It wasn't what she wanted but at least those images stopped. The screen didn't stay black. "Hello everypony this is Velvet Hilt, your favorite spokesmare for Equestria After Dark." Her voice was smooth and husky as if she were trying to woo you personally and with striking make up and seductive silver eyes and mane like hers you would be hard pressed to say otherwise. "For returning members and those just joining we are now on our third and last day of the summer sun celebration where we worship our sexy solar slut, Princess Celestia!" She giggled a little lustfully at the camera. "We have had many artists, authors, and animators show off their skills as they all tell the stories Celestia has gathered over the millennia. From living under Discord's rule-" A picture flashed by depicting her, Luna, and Discord in an orgy with random ponies. "-to 'subduing' the changeling queen Chysalis." She sunk enough innuendo into that last bit to make a prostitute blush. The picture that appeared with it didn't do much to cool Celestia's own either. Velvet Hilt returned in all her red furred feminine glory and smiled at the viewer. "On June 21st we kicked off this event by announcing the winner of the best clop fiction submitted to us and yesterday we showed you all who you chose as the best artist but now for what you have all been waiting for! The best animation goes to.... Copy_cat! Don't let the name fool you, this original work of our beloved Princess of the day shows her much darker side as the night falls." The spokesmare faded out of sight and Celestia saw herself sitting in her room alone as she read a scroll. The ambiance was nice and relaxed but Celestia was on edge; her mind racing to guess what horrors were in store for her doppleganger that was for all intents and purposes, her. The scroll drooped slightly and the violet eyes above them drifted to a nearby calander. There was something scribbled in red on it and the camera switched to a full view of a smiling mouth. The camera angle was high up over a pillared hallway with the moon lighting up what it could through the large windows as a lone alabaster alicorn calmly walked the red carpet. She soon came across and approached a door guarded by a solar and lunar soldier. The day guard knocked on the door in a slight pattern before it opened to reveal a grey mare with golden mane and eyes to match, though they seemed to need a bit of adjustment. She smiled as she held a clip board in her mouth and the camera zoomed in with a weird list of seemingly random words that ranged from "Working Class" and "Mismatched" to "Cloud9" and "Anon". Celestia signed her name next to "Gala" and the grey mare led her Princess through another hall but this one was filled with doors some open to reveal acts of very intimate nature between recognizable and not so notable ponies. A room marked "Fourth Wall" sported a very heated scene between Pinkie Pie and a black unicorn stallion with a slick backed black and grey mane. They stopped at the room marked with "Gala" and the grey mare bowed before leaving the princess to enter alone. Celestia opened it with a warm and slightly predatory smile to see another grey mare this time her mane black and a pink bowtie around her neck. The cello virtuoso sat in front of a mirror as she brushed her mane but set it down to greet the princess with her trademark refined stoic expression. She didn't have a chance to with the alicorn suddenly rushing her and pinning her to the mirror with a hungry smile. Her voice was soft and husky, "I WILL break that-" There was a loud banging somewhere outside the room that made the real Celestia jump and pull her out of the shocking yet captivating video- "Lenny!" The banging continued. "Lenny you better not be sleeping!" Of course she was. She actually looked quite comfortable with her legs up on the desk and even had a light snore going. There was a loud bang and another quickly followed by another with footsteps soon after. The door burst open and Celestia jumped behind the laptop. "Hoe. Lee. Shit." Had she already been spotted!?" ~~~~~~ Does God hate me? I think he really does. Why? Just why can't I- “-ake the hell up!" With an animalistic growl, bloodshot eyes opened. "Fine I'm up! What do you want?" "Don't get an attitude, you asked me to come over bright and early with groceries." The newcomer was a young woman with stylishly short black hair that had some red strands running through here and there. She was a little on the fair side but far from pale and had an all American girl quality to her with her cute button nose and slender lips. She was also short, something Lenny loved to tease her about. Body wise where Lenny was just a simple dinner, her friend was a three course meal. "Look I'm sorry Teri, just had a rough night." Her friend laughed. "Yeah I guessed as much with the get up and computer screen." "What are you-" She was cut off by a loud moan the laptop let out. Lenny turned her eyes to see a rather raunchy scene of Celestia dominating everyone's favorite cellist, Octavia. The barely decent woman slowly facepalmed with reddened cheeks. "Can you give me a moment? I need to change so I can help you with the groceries." "That depends. How long are you gonna take because I need to go places and I can't wait around while you snap one off." "Teri." "Yeah?" "Shut the hell up and wait for me in the living room." "Okay but if-" Lenny had pushed her friend out the door and shut it behind her before she could finish. She had her back against the door and let out a long suffering sigh before going to the computer and closing out the ungodly amount of windows that sported quite a bit of Celestia clop. She closed the laptop and saw Celestia hidden partially by a stack of papers. Lenny held a hand up to stem any questions that may have come. "Stay out of sight and keep quiet." Celestia nodded and retreated into the disorganized paper fort. With that out of the way she got properly dressed for the day she had desperately wanted to sleep away before she headed out to help her friend with the groceries. She came out wearing nothing special, just simple denim jeans and a long sleeve button up. Bringing the groceries in from Teri's car was easy enough since she only bought for Lenny and her mom both of whom never had much of an appetite to begin with. Besides more than one trip for bringing in groceries is for the weak. "So are you free today?" There was a little rustling from gathering all the plastic bags Lenny would throw away soon. "Unfortunately no, I have papers from work I have to do for my boss." Teri gave her a flat look. "I thought homework was only a school thing?" She laughed softly and put away the last of the groceries. "Psh if only that were actually true! And after I'm finished I plan on sleeping because I didn't catch any shut eye until around 6 or 7." She stifled a yawn and threw away the bags. "But I'm still up for Ring of Fire or whatever this weekend." "Ring of Fire?" Teri shook her head with a smile. "Smart one, it's Pacific Rim." "Difference being? They are both essentially the same damn thing!" "That's debatable." Her friend checked something and slid it back into her pocket. "Sorry I gotta head out now, I'm meeting up with my boyfriend soon." "Tell phantom I said hey." She hugged her vertically challenged friend. She rolled her eyes and hugged back. "He only dressed up like the phantom of the opera once! Let it go!" Lenny playfully shoved her friend away. , "Hell no, that jerk stole my awesome idea! Besides I looked better in a suit than him anyway. He's lucky I was able to pull off Sebastian from Black Butler!" "God, it all turned out okay so shut up!" She laughed again before heading to the door. "See you Saturday." "Yeah see ya later." With her friend gone her former spunk and energy left as well. Her sluggish steps took her back into her room and she collapsed onto her desk chair. "You're good Celestia. You can come out now." Celestia came out from under the desk and flew back up to the top. She landed gracefully by the laptop. "If I may ask, who was it that just visited?" "An old friend, her name's Teri. Nothing else you really need to know." She stretched out despite sitting in a chair before relaxing again. "My turn to ask a question. What was all that about?" "All what?" Lenny scoffed with a smile. "Don't play dumb I'm talking about all that porn you pulled up. I mean geez! I won't lie and say I've never done so but at least be discreet about it." "It was NOT intentional! I was simply trying to find if I ever return through your chronicles that follow my protege and her friends and... Well it was not as reliable as I had hoped." Despite how embarrassed she looked over this entire ordeal she still held her head up high. Lenny laughed. "You can say that again." She opened up her laptop and booted it back up from sleep mode. "And here's the million dollar question! What is your relationship to your dearest Twilight?" Celestia glared lightly at the subtle implication that would undoubtedly come. "I have a completely platonic relationship with her. She is my student and I am her teacher nothing more." "Oh so you two aren't even friends? That must be hard on her when she always strives for your approval." "What? No of course we are friends-" "Ah but you just said you were nothing more than student and teacher!" Celestia gave her another flat glare of annoyance. Lenny held up her hands in a placating gesture. "Relax, relax I'm just giving you a hard time because I had to take the fall for all that porn earlier." Celestia let it go with a good-natured smile and nodded. "Yes, sorry about that." "Yeah I suppose I should have warned you about the darker side of the internet. Rule thirty four of the internet states that if it exists, there is porn of it somewhere." She laughed at the alicorn's adverse reaction. "Oh come on I'm sure you've come across some smut involving you or Luna in your world." She shook her regal head. "No I have not! My subjects respect me too much to do such things." "That sounds incredibly boring and... Naive! I simply refuse to believe that such stories have never popped up during your what? Thousand plus years reign." Lenny gave her a flat look before she brought the internet back up. "Well there is a certain possibility that they exist but they were kept out of my sight and I never sought them out on my own." Celestia's hooves clopped lightly as she walked to get a better view of the computer screen. "Please don’t tell me you are like one of those boring straight laced people who-.... Never mind your Princess freakin’ Celestia, you have no reason not to be." She rolled her eyes in minor annoyance at the thought of how they would inevitably clash. Their existence didn't annoy her per se but just simply how they went about things when they needlessly worried about some trivial obstacle like another's feelings. The ends justify the means after all. "Yes I am PRINCESS Celestia, not Princess CELESTIA. I have an image to live up to and a people to look after. I can’t go off gallivanting whenever I please." She sighed softly and Lenny took notice. She elbowed the princess lightly. "Hey I'm not gonna act like I know what you're going through but I can at least say I got an inkling for doing a job that leaves little down time." Celestia raised a brow at this. "Oh? Do you have children you have to take care of?" The human quickly shook her head. "Oh god no! I'm way too young for that! But most of my down time is consumed by taking care of another." "Who do-" "Sorry Princess that's enough sharing for today. So what were you looking for again? If I'm searching for it I'm pretty sure we can avoid all that porn." She smirked and added. "That we both know you enjoyed." Celestia rolled her eyes but laughed softly at the harmless teasing. "I was trying to see if there was an accounting of Twilight on a quest to find me." "Oh yeah, well was that episode I showed you actually accurate of what you knew?" Lenny began her quick search by going straight to EQD; she didn't visit it often but it was a good place to start. "From what little I knew yes. The information matched up with a few variations here and there, like the Flim Flam brothers. They were twins yes, but the more definitive feature that truly set them apart wasn't the mustache but the gender. Flam was a mare but Flim was still a stallion." "Odd but cool to know there are a few differences." Her eyes scanned the webpage and she let out a sigh. "You're not going to like this Celestia."