The league's most feared creatures, Kog' Maw and Cho' Gath were doing a 1 on 1 to settle on of their arguments. In the middle of their fight, six blue lights appeared in the middle of the stage. Six of the cutest creatures ever, the poro, were sucked into the portal and replaced by six different colored poros. They stopped fighting to watch the spectacle, Kog' maw's head halfway in Cho' Gath's mouth. The two creatures looked at the new poros in amazement, had one of them used an ability wrong? Then they looked at each other in hopes the other had the answer. Cho' Gath shrugged and Kog' Maw just stared in confusion. Then they resumed their fighting.
"All right girls, now we just have to figure out where we are and what is happening here." Twilight said.
"Wow, is it just me or are we much lower to the ground?" Rarity asked, a little disgusted when her stomach rubbed on the dirt.
"Yeah, guys, I was trying to tell you before the portal sucked us in. We're in League of Legends. Twilight, you turned us into poros." Rainbow Dash explained.
"A what now?"
"A poro, its a little white fluff ball with 4 tiny little legs and 2 brown horns, but obviously we aren't normal poros, considering out colors, wings, and horns stayed."
The two beasts stopped fighting for a bit.
"What the, poros can talk?" Kog' Maw asked.
"Apparently." Cho' Gath answered.
"Can you understand them?"
"Not at all."
"What do you think they're saying?"
"Probably something about us not giving them our biscuits."
"Ah."
"So, shall we continue?"
"Does this answer your question?" Kog' Maw asked barfing on the ground Cho' Gath was standing on. Then the two started fighting again.
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Apple Bloom was returning home from a long walk with Winona. The young pony was exhausted, but Winona seemed to be still full of energy.
"Wow girl, how do ya do it?" Apple Bloom asked panting.
"Woof." Winona responded.
"Well, that sure explains it all." the filly said unamused.
As the two walked home, halfway up the road to the farm, a bunch of giant cotton balls appeared. Apple Bloom didn't notice them until she tripped and fell on them.
Apple Bloom used tackle.
Wild cotton balls fainted.
Apple Bloom gained 372 exp.
"That was weird, where did that voice come from?" she asked.
"Woof." her collie responded.
"Thanks, that clears it up so much." she said sarcastically. Apple Bloom turned around and looked at the cotton balls. The filly got closer and closer, then she poked one. A black eye appeared and stared at her. Then the ball unfolded revealing another eye and two brown horns. It stuck it's tongue out.
"Hey, that's not nice!" Apple Bloom scolded the cute little being.
"It doesn't know better, it has the intelligence of a fish." Winona said.
"WAIT WHAT? You could talk the whole time Winona?" Apple Jack asked.
"Woof." the brown dog answered.
"Oh no, I'm starting to hallucinate, I'd better get home." the filly said just before she blacked out.
Eventually, Apple Bloom woke up. She was in the CMC clubhouse.
"Hey Sweetie Belle, shes awake!" Scootaloo said.
"She is? Oh goodie!" Sweetie Belle said as she turned away from whatever she was doing.
"What happened?" Apple Bloom asked.
"You got tired taking Winona for a walk and you fainted." Sweetie Belle answered
"How did I get here though?"
"Granny Smith found you're unconscious body and took Winona back to the farm, after the paramedics arrived, they said all you needed some rest, so she let us take you here." Scootaloo answered.
"Were the cotton balls real?"
"Cotton balls?"
"Yeah, giant white balls of fluff on the road.?"
"Oh those things, yeah, they're called poros, and they're over here, Scootaloo and I were taking care of them." Sweetie Belle answered.
The other two CMC stared at her.
"A what now?" Apple Bloom asked.
"A poro, a cute little creature from Demacia."
Both fillies continued staring at Sweetie Belle.
"Oh, so now its a crime to play League of Legends?"
"No, not at all, but what is a poro?" Scootaloo asked.
"Well, its kind of like a dumb mutated pony."
"Can we teach them?"
"Well, they really do like biscuits, so maybe they learn like dogs, give them a treat when they do something right."
"Oh all right."
The three CMC went up to the poros.
"What do we teach them first?" Apple Bloom asked.
"Watt duh ee beach dem purst." one of the poros tried to mimic.
"I think we should just talk normally around them." Scootaloo answered."
"Tink pee ood lust palk dormally dound them." another poro mimicked.
"Wow, they are fast learners."
"Wow, they are fast learners." the third poro mimicked. Every creature in the room looked at the poro who just mimicked perfectly, even the other poros!
"What, I have to do something when I'm on break."
"Can you teach the other poros how to speak?" Sweetie Belle asked.
"Probably." The poro answered.
"How hard was it for you to learn?"
"Not very hard, we poros are in the middle of a war constantly, and the beings at war are always discussing strategies, so we pick up a thing or two about language, well, I do anyways."
"So, will you help us teach the others how to speak properly?"
"Sure, just give me and my friends a place to stay while we're here and I'd gladly help."
"All right, lets get started."
Then the three fillies, and one poro who can speak, began teaching the five poros who can't speak, how to speak.