//------------------------------// // Chapter 2 // Story: My Little Marik- Villainy is Magic // by Otaku1995exe //------------------------------// Chapter 2 Bakura could still not believe what had occurred to them. WE'RE BLOODY HORSES! And I don’t think I’m in one of Joey’s furry dreams this time. he thought. "Um, Marik, what, the bloody hell happened to me while I was out?" Bakura said, resisting the urge to yell. "Well, all I can remember is falling down a frigging portal effect done by James Cameron, having my entire bone structure painfully reconstructed, oh, also I think you cried mommy while out." Marik replied. "Great, we're stuck in another dimension. Normally I would blame you for something like this, but my anger is a tad more directed towards Slenderman. Ugh, no wonder I don't remember anything from college with him." The two were quiet for a moment. Bakura was trying to think of a way out of the “Hell” they were just in now. Marik however broke the silence before Bakura could voice his idea. ". . . BAKURA! I just thought of another excellent scheme forming." Sigh, Bakura could only reply, not again. "What is it this time Marik, we aren't going to rearrange everyones sock drawer again?" "Pfft, no, WE ARE GOING TO CONQUER THIS OTHERWORLDLY LAND! If I know my Kingdom Hearts very well, since your a horse, EVERYONE MUST BE A HORSE! And if unicorns, which I am one, are rarer than smelly old horses, then I can rule over all of them and add them to my new army of Steves! And once we get back to our realm we will use our new army to defeat the Pharaoh once and for all by having them crap on his leather shoes! He will be in utter disgust as we take the Millennium Puzzle from him." Bakura could yet again see flaws in his plans. "And what, pray tell, makes you believe you’re the only unicorn? Hell, there might already be a ruler right now. We can't just barge in saying 'We're here to kill you and take over your rule' or something along the lines. Trust me, I've done it already eons ago, it wasn't pretty." "Ah Bakura, that never worked because you weren't sexy enough in their books back then. BUT WITH THE POWER OF MY MIDRIFF THEY WILL ALL-" “You don’t have a midriff anymore Marik. Unicorns don’t have those.” “ . . . Wait, FRIG! YOUR RIGHT! THIS IS JUST AS BAD AS NOT HAVING A TAN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Bakura couldn’t stop but laugh at Marik’s misfortune. He was laughing hard, but stopped erruptly upon seeing a red dragon in front of them. "YOU DISTURBED, MY NAAAAAAAAAP!" Oh bollocks. Bakura thought. Fluttershy had heard the roar of the dragon and cowered the moment after. The rest of the mane 6 heard as well. "Uh oh, I think a'somepony is n’ trouble." Applejack said. "Yeah, AJ’s right. Let’s kick go kick some flank.” Dash said. Twilight nodded in agreement. The mane 6 (Rainbow having to drag Fluttershy) galloped further ahead to see a unicorn and an earth pony confronted by a red dragon. “GAH, please spare me! I admit, I admit I’m gay! I-I-I like men a-and their bo-” Marik said before cut off to see the red dragon stare at Fluttershy, remembering his last encounter with the yellow pegusus. The red dragon, not wanting to face the “stare” again, whimpered and flew off. “Uhhh, YOU HEARD NOTHING! IGNORE MEEEE!” Marik said fully aware that the dragon was gone and seeing the mares instead. The mane 6 stared at them oddly. The colt’s loud pitch had reminded them of Princess Luna. Pinkie was jumping in excitement as she spoke. “OMIGOSH OMIGOSH, IknewitIknewitIKNEWIT, you’re that couple from Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged. I just love Marik not admitting that he’s gay and and Bakura saying ‘I don’t care’ and and-” Pinkie said rapidly before being interrupted by a confused Rainbow Dash and a loud Mairk. “Wait a moment, YOU KNOW THESE PONIES?!” Dash asked. “I’M NOT GAY! IT WAS THE DRAGON WHO SAID IT!” Marik yelled. “Of course I do silly, everypony who watches Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged would know about these two.” Pinkie answered ignoring Marik's claim. Wait, how do they know about our show? We’re in another dimension, our show should only exist on Earth. Bakura thought. “OMIGOSH, that’s right, I have to prepare a party for you two. It’ll be my Pinkie Promise to you all.” Pinkie said before rushing off towards to Sugar Cube Corner. The remaining mares were now just as confused as to who these two colts were. Again silence took over until Rarity noticed the clothing Marik was wearing and how Bakura styled his mane. “I must say, your outfit your wearing is simply fabulous. And you, your mane, just how did you style it like that?” Bakura was reminded of Maximillion Pegasus upon hearing the word "fabulous". Hm, I always wonder where I put his Millennium Eye after I ripped it out of him. Bakura was about to think more about the Eye until dismissing it for the previously asked question. “L'Oréal, Because I’m Worth It.” Bakura replied. The mane six looked confused at what Bakura said. Bakura soon realized that they were in another world, therefore random pop culture references wouldn’t work on these mares. “Oh that’s bloody right, different world and what not. Probably don’t even know what I’m talking about.” Twilight had heard Bakura about different world. “Wait, you really are from another from another dimension? Like, from all those Sci-fi stories I’ve read?” She said in a disbelieving voice. “Yes, but where we’re from we aren’t horses-” “Ponies” The remaining mares said. “Err. . . Right, ponies” Gah, oh god please tell me this isn’t hell. “Anyway, I believe proper introductions are required. I am Yami Bakura, and this-” Bakura said, interrupted by Marik’s booming voice “GREETINGS I AM MARIK ISHTAR, FIRST PRIZE WINNER FOR GREATEST SEXY VILLAINS, I HAVE COME HERE TO CONQUER YOUR LAND AND RENAME EVERYONE STEVE.” Marik yelled enough to startle everypony excluding Bakura. “Um, is he ok?” Twilight asked. “Yes, that’s just how the wanker normally is. Don't even bother fixing him; I’ve tried, didn’t work.” Bakura replied. “Anyway, this is Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, the pink pony you saw earlier was Pinkie Pie, and I’m Twilight Sparkle.” Twilight said pointing to every pony with said name in order. Marik was laughing upon learning the name of the five mares. “HA HA HA, Bakura, their names are more retarded than your real name Florence, HA HA HA HA HA, HA.” Rainbow Dash did not look happy at Marik. “Um Marik, I don’t think pointing out how bizarre their names are to us isn’t the best plan at this moment. As much as I would like to kill everything here, we need these hor- err I mean ponies if we want to come back home, alive.” I wonder what their story is, Twilight thought. After a lengthy explanation about their life and how they ended up here, the mane 6 (excluding the still gone Pinkie) reactions varied. Fluttershy’s reaction to Marik and Bakura being evil scared her to the core were she fainted. Applejack was in sheer disbelief that the colts could be from another universe, yet could still see it was possible after having heard Bakura call himself a “horse”. Rainbow Dash didn’t even bother showing aggression against the two colts anymore, instead laughing at the thought that Marik thought that “Pushing the Pharaoh off a boat” could even be considered evil to him; Daring Do had better villains than him. Rarity, however, gasped at the thought of being thrown off a boat and having her mane ruined, and instantly took their claims of villainy to a serious level. Twilight did not take their claims as villains seriously. After all, they’ve faced worse such as Nightmare Moon and Discord. As for Bakura, she mostly thought she could reason with him the most. “Um, since your stuck here, how about we go back to Ponyville at my Library and ask Princess Celestia for help. If anypony can fix anything, it’s her.” Twilight said. “WHAT? A princess. Friiiiiiig, doesn’t look like conquering this land was going to be easy as I thought. NEVERTHELESS I THAL CONQUER THIS LAND KNOWN AS- err-” “Equestria.” Twilight told him. “EQUESTRIA, AND RENAME EVERY SINGLE BEING STEVE AND USE YOU AGAINST MY MORTAL NEMESIS THE PHARAOH. Also do you happen to know anyone around named Steve?” Uh, Bakura thought, this is going to bloody hell for all I know. MEANWHILE AT CANTERLOT Princess Celestia was at another country for a diplomatic meeting with the zebras. Hopefully things seemed to go ok as the resource issue was dealt with quickly. Luna was reassured that a balefire holocaust would be the last thing to happen before the meeting occurred. Luna was enjoying being primary princess for a day, though realized how difficult and tiresome it was, with all that paperwork and what not. Luna then sensed a feeling she felt years ago. No, she thought, it can’t be! Luna rushed to open the vault to the Elements of Harmony and asked her guards to take her to Ponyville Immediately. Nightmare Moon has returned! To Be Continued