Sugar Cube Corner
Nighttime
As Bill laid in his bed, he had a black notebook labeled "Top Secret"
Inside the notebook, there were plans for pranks, missing pages, and crude drawings of Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.
Bill put his pencil on his mouth as he thought about his plan he is currently thinking of.
"I don't know..." Bill said to himself. "Throwing water balloons isn't good enough...Celestia-damn-it, I need to think of something better than this stupid trash!"
As he heard a knock at his door, he hid the notebook behind his pillow. He wondered who could it be, since it was pretty late.
"Come in." Bill said with a smile.
Immediately, Pinkie Pie came into his room.
Bill raised an eyebrow. "Pinkie, why are you awake?"
Pinkie giggled. "Hankie Wankie had a dream where he, you, and your friends were boy scout Straight Arrow something and not only it was boring but I wasn't in it! So I entered his dream but he woke up suddenly!"
Bill raised an eyebrow. "She can go into ponies' mind?" he thought. "I thought that was Luna's job. And for that matter, why hasn't the author included Luna?!"
Pinkie giggled to herself. "He's already broke the fourth wall!" she thought. "He's such a quick learner! I wonder if he'll learn to pull practical jokes like Rainbow Dash and Discord..."
Bill widen his eyes with a smile. "That's it!" he thought. "I could ask..."
Pinkie grinned. "He can even read my mind!" she thought. "Or is it the script? Ah whatever! Soon enough, he's gonna be the next Pinkie Pie! Except he isn't pink..."
"Or a pie." Bill said to himself while chuckling.
Pinkie sighed happily as she went back to bed.
The next day
Twilight's Home
Bill went to Twilight's home and was glad that the whole tree house is empty.
Using a lock pick, he was able to sneak in the house, undetected.
As he snuck around, he was able to find what he wanted, a blank scroll.
As soon as he stole some, he got a quill and began to write:
Dear Princess Celestia,
This may sound weird, but can you pass this letter to Discord? Thanks.
Hey Discord!
I'm Bill Dauterive! Hey quick question, how would you prank a bunch of bratty snooty rich kids? Thanks a bunch!
Bill Dauterive
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As soon as he finished his letter, he realized something.
"How am I gonna mail this?"
Immediately, Bill crumbled up the letter and threw it in the trash can.
He then snuck his way out and decided to ask somepony else.
"But who?" Bill said to himself...unaware of the faint flashing in Twilight's home...