I woke up early the next morning totally relaxed. I looked over next to me on Twilight's bed to find her sprawled out with her mane everywhere and knocked out. I might have been to ruff but the smile on her sleeping face said she loved it. I do give the best massages. I would say that massage topped off everything after all the rutting (yeah there I said it, it happened). To me I counted this as my first time here since the other time... I don't want to talk about it. Poor Travis, he was probably going to stay a virgin forever. I mean before last night my hand got more action then him (even though I don't remember what happened). I felt like pulling her real close and sleeping in today but then I remembered something important. Pony-gra. I carefully got out of bed so not to wake up Twilight and went to the bathroom. Every morning for me it's an amazing piss but today was different. When I went to piss it wasn't normal piss. Instead it was sparkling purple that had little stars raising from the toilet bowl.
“I really hope this isn't an STD.” now that I think of it, why didn't this happen with Lyra? And speaking of Lyra she was still missing which was weird. I flushed the toilet and walked away, oh well. I gathered my party supplies and went outside where the others were waiting.
“Took you long enough, I thought Twilight and you were doing something naughty.” it was Rainbow Dash speaking and she had a smirk. Fluttershy looked embarrassed just by her saying that and Pinkie Pie was bouncing around.
“Nope that was last night. We left each other pretty tired, I mean you should have seen it. Everywhere and I mean everywhere.” Rainbow Dash looked at me wide eyed and Fluttershy looked even more red, Pinkie was still bouncing around. We waited for our carriage to come and as we were, Twilight came (but not like last... never mind).
“Hey guys, leaving already?” Pinkie stopped mid bounce in the air and spoke.
“Well duh. We're going to the pre-party today that goes all they way through the night until the real party. Then we'll be back the day after.” Twilight just nodded and our carriage pulled up. The others got in and I stopped before I was all the way in (unlike last night when... never mind).
“I'll be back fo dat flank.” I ducked into the carriage as Twilight blushed and waved us off. Inside I sat with rainbow dash on one side and the other sat together across from us.
“I didn't know Twilight had it in her to rut at all.” Rainbow Dash spoke to as I sat down.
“Oh she diffidently had it in... I'm going to stop right there.” she laughed as the other two looked at us. We had some time to waste before we got there so Pinkie decided we needed to get our pre-game on. From her tail she pulled out a large bottle of... Applejack Danielle's.
“Down the hatch bitches.” she fulled up some shot glasses she pulled out her mane and passed them around. We all drank them at once in one gulp. One. She refilled them and we did it again. Two. Now we where rolling into Canterlot and when we stopped we stumbled out the carriage. Fifteen.
“Move you're ass!” Fluttershy became wild when she got drunk and it was pretty awesome. We looked around and they had party banners and decorations everywhere. Then there was a mass of ponies, minotaurs, dragons, and much much more. We hurried in so we wouldn't miss a thing but before we Pinkie stopped us.
“We can't go until we have some of this.” she pulled out a small red cake and started cutting it. We all ate the cake and it tasted funny but good. I don't see why we should party on an empty stomach. Next thing I know we're in a middle of a crowd cheering on Fluttershy as she chugged down on a beer bong. I was on a table as others were doing shots out my belly button. Rainbow Dash was in the mosh pit rocking out to the band while Pinkie Pie was taking a hit of that sicky icky. I got off the table and found a keg. I all ways wanted to do this.
“GO GO GO GO!” everyone was cheering me on as I did a keg stand all by my self. When I got off someone handed my a bottle of something, I didn't care I was partying. Then suddenly there was a loud snap and a support beam took out the band on stage. Every started complaining about there being no music when some stallion got on the stage.
“We're sorry about the inconvenience but we'll have another band in soon.” the crowd started booing and I was pushing my way to the front. I climb onto the stage and grabbed the guitar. The stallion looked at me and shrugged, I guess it meant he didn't care. I took one last drink and smashed the bottle on my head, worried voices came from the crowd.
~If you're gona be dumb you gota be tough!~
Like always my band appeared and we started rocking out and I kept on singing as the alcohol ran down my face. The crowd exploded with cheering as we played. I played for about half an hour before the back up band arrived and we switched places.
“Thank you everypony!” I yelled into the mic as I left the stage and found the others. From there we partied with some more people and made our way all the way to some bar. It was just becoming night time of the pre-party and the last thing I remembered was some red stallion with something around his neck shoving an opened beer in my hand with a large smile. Down the hatch bitches.
“Um Travis are you busy today?” Twilight asked Travis as they sat in the tree house.
“Not really, why?” she put down a letter she had been reading.
“Well Princess Luna is coming here to talk to me about something important and I wanted to see if you would like to meet her.” it was hard for him to contain his excitement, he was absolutely in love with the majestic blue alicorn. He nodded nonchalantly but on the in side he was exploding with joy. Later on they both waited in town at a designated area and she appeared out of nowhere with magic. They both bowed in greeting as she came to them.
“Hello Twilight. Ah this must be Travis, my sister has told me of him from your letters. So where is the one called Meason?” Twilight looked at Travis who shrugged and then she looked back at Luna.
“We don't know. Him and some others went to Pony-gra and were suppose to be back yesterday.” Luna nodded and they went to sit down at a table near the road, talking about small things until Luna and Twilight could discuss the private matters. Later on Travis noticed a carriage coming.
“Think that could be them?” he pointed the carriage out to the other two as it came closer. They saw the bags we left with and went to wait for us. We came to a stop and they waited right out side the door, they could hear whispers from inside. Then the door opened and out came Pinkie Pie looking normal besides her mane a little messier then usual. She saw the Princess and bowed. Twilight stepped up and spoke.
“Hey Pinkie where have you guys been?” she snorted and started laughing as she walked off. The looked at her confused but then Fluttershy came out. Her mane hide the left side of her face and she too bowed when she saw Luna. As she raised the wind suddenly blew and lefted up her mane relieving...
“Fluttershy, what is that?” she had blue star around her left eye and a crescent moon from above her eye brow to below her left eye.
“A tattoo.” she took off in a hurry while covering her face. Then came out Rainbow Dash and she stopped dead when she saw Luna. Everyone else stared at her because she was wearing... a sexy maid outfit. She didn't bow, she just took off into the air and flew off fast. Then came out me and since the carriage was a little small I had to duck to get out. So the first thing that came out was my... shinny bold head and face, no hair or beard any more.
“Hey guys, whoo it's a bit nipply out today. I could cut diamonds with these things.” I rubbed my hands on my exposed nipples since I didn't have a shirt or shorts for that matter. Nope, the only thing I was wearing made all three of them go really wide eyed as I got out fully and stood before them. I was wearing a really really tight, really really bright pink g-string, it made out a nice out line too.
“Ah could have gone mah entire life without seeing that.” Travis looked the other way and shuddered. I don't know why Twilight was transfix since... moving on to Luna. She looked a little confused since from the letters I had hair.
“Are you Meason?” I looked at her as I was still rubbing my nipples.
“Why yes I am, also you should know that guy has the biggest crush on you.” I qucikly walked by them as I pointed to Travis and he went red.
“What is a crush?” before Twilight could answer and trying to hold back laughter Travis intervened.
“It's nothin' really, ya don't need to bother with it.” I left them behind to go to the tree house and got several more wide eyed, opened mouth stares form passing ponies. I went inside to find Fluttershy sitting on the couch touching her still tender tattoo. Now what happened was-
“Where the hell is Pinkie Pie I need the key for this?” Rainbow dash came in suddenly trying to take off the lock that was keeping the sexy maid outfit on her.
“Here I am!” Pinkie Pie came out of nowhere and tossed the key at her.
“You might want to open that when you're alone. Remember?” she looked at me confused for a second then blushed.
“Oh yeah I forgot I have-” the door suddenly swung open again and Twilight came in alone.
“What happened to you all?” Fluttershy rushed up to her and stopped her.
“Twilight can you fix this?” she pointed at her tattoo and Twilight inspected it closer. Then her horn glowed and she tapped it with the tip. In a bright flash it was gone.
“There. You still have it but I changed it to match-” Fluttershy pulled her close and kissed her deeply, surprising her. She backed away and went back to the couch, Twilight was still stunned.
“Yeah she learned something about her self.” I said with a chuckle.
“DELIVERY MOTHERBUCKER!” it was that same ass hole as before but I caught it this time as a package sailed through the door. I went over to the table and opened it to find...
“Hey my clothes, sweet!” I pulled out my shorts and put them on, I liked what I was wearing it was quiet breezy. Next I grabbed my shirt but as I picked it up something fell out. It was a small envelope, I opened it and took out whatever was in side.
“Guys we have a problem.” Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie came over to me as I was looking through pictures from Pony-gra. To say the least we were shocked, well except Pinkie she just laughed. The next picture left me completely at a lost for words. It was Rainbow Dash who spoke.
“Is that you and Shining Armor?” Twilight snapped to us.
“What?” I quickly put away the picture and the rest back in the envelope.
“Nope, these are going away, forever.” I put them down my shorts as Twilight came to me.
“Don't think I want go down there. I already-” the door opened and in came Luna and Travis, Twilight stopped immediately and I put my shirt on.
“... and then ah said ' ah'm sorry ah don't speak french'.” they both laughed at whatever (most likely lame) joke Travis had said. They turned and noticed us.
“if you well pardon me Travis I must speak to Twilight.” he nodded and did a half bow. She came over to Twilight and spoke again.
“As I have written to you my worries, they have come true.” Twilight turned serious and nodded, I didn't know what they were talking about. Both of them went to another room and left us. Travis came over to me now.
“So what happened?” I assumed he was talking about Pony-gra but I didn't want to talk about that...ever.
“Just be glad you didn't go.” I was going to leave it at that, nothing else needed to be said.