//------------------------------// // Dear Princess Sombra // Story: Too short to post. Too good to forget. // by alt-tap //------------------------------// Date: Post Lunar Banishment, 2. Dear Princess Sombra, I have come up with a way to contain that spiny crystal thing you found. It's a huge tower made entirely of crystal stairs. I think you'll quite like it. Unfortunately, your magic is so immensely powerful that we will need you to take a vacation until the project is finished. I hear Celestia banished her sister to the moon for a bit, and that she is single. Perhaps you could have a bit of fun! The project planners insist we will need 998 years of invisibility for construction, and the accountants estimate a cost of around 18,000,000 rupees. (though I have no idea what those are.) -Chief engineer, Sunshine Smiles Cadenza. Date: plb, 29. My second in command says he has a great idea for a creepy door that steals souls. I think I’ll put it in the basement. Date: plb, 47. Dear Princess Sombra, We ran low on slaves and had to reroute the entrance to the stairs from your throne to the basement. Already had a door there, not sure why, routed it through that. -Chief engineer, Sunshine Smiles Cadenza. P.S. Heard you turned into a giant fart monster. Sorry to hear that. Date: plb, 81. Dear Princess Sombra, Sorry its pink. -Chief engineer, Sunshine Smiles Cadenza. Date: plb, 109. Dear Princess Sombra, Finished a touch ahead of schedule. Ended up consing 3 times what was projected. Decided to put a nice little spike trap on the roof, free of charge. -Chief engineer, Sunshine Smiles Cadenza. P.S. Sorry about the moon thing, forgot she was evil.