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// Back to Spencer 
// Story: To Save Twilight Sparkle 
// by sushigeek 
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	"Well," I say, starting up my engine, "Time to go to Spencer's."
"So what is Spencer like?" Twilight asks curiously. 
"Well for one is that he doesn't like being alone in bed at night, he loves pizza, and that he likes to get drunk on a regular basis," I answer
"Wow what a friend," Twilight says disgustedly.
"Yea he isn't too bad though. You can tell him anything and he will believe you," I say, "You can tell him that the sky is pink and the grass is brown and he would believe you."
"Is he really that gullible?" Twilight asked, confused.
"Not gullible. Just based off of what he read is that we can both agree on a color and it wouldn't be an argument but the color is an illusion for us. We could see a blue object but we would agree even though the color may seem different. Like imagine if you saw a blue item but to you it looked red and the red items seemed blue. Of course you wouldn't know this because to you that color is blue and that color is red," I explain.
"Man this stuff is confusing," Twilight said, apparently exasperated.
"I agree," I reply chuckling.
Knock, knock, knock.
"Password?"Spencer whispers from the door.
"Bananas are actually monkeys" I reply.
The door swings all the way open and Spencer is surprised by the girl behind me.
"Well, well, well, arn't you a gorgeous thing!" Spencer exclaims at Twilight.
"Yes I know. Zach here told me how gorgeous I am but I am glad he isn't as horny as you." Twilight replies disgustedly.
"Ooh man! Zach, you've got a feisty one!" Spencer says looking at me. "So how'd it go at the mall?"

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"Damn Zach you really did it this time! Nice use of tactics too!" Spencer slams his fist into his other palm, "The way you handled that rapist, oh shit man!"
"Yea I kinda impressed Twilight too."
Twilight looks away, blushing.
"Damn she looks good too, but even better when blushing. Has any guy told you how good you loo--"
"Ok just shut up!" Twilight interrupts, "I've already heard Zach say it! and if anybody has a right to say on how good looking I am it is Zach only!" Twilight finishes angrily.
"Oh shit Zach! I think Twilight here likes you!" Spencer exclaims, obviously dumbfounded.
Twilight looks away again, obviously blushing so bright a cherry would've been jealous.
"So Twilight, Spenc and I think that we can find a spell that will turn you back into an alicorn. What do you think?"
"Well one thing I want to know is how did you two get magic in the first place? Magic isn't exactly a human thing."
"Oh hell, it happened about 5 years ago." Spencer started.