"The Pink Theory."

by PrincessLunas Assistant


4. Pinkie's something.

"You claim to know quite a bit about this universe. Yet all I've seen of your powers could be explained with simple parlor tricks. Maybe a fancy teleportation spell to a random closed donut shop in Canterlot and such. In which case you are guilty of trespassing." Celestia said sternly.

Nate smirked and called over a donut for himself. "I have a feeling you don't beleive me when I say I am a god."

"Not in slightest. Not with these parlor tricks at least." Celestia said with a light shrug. She bit into her donut again.

"Fine. " Nate said with his continuing smirk. He bit into a glazed donut of his own. Once it was chewed and swallowed he spoke again. "If you don't beleive me. Even with my temporarily restricted powers, I can still do things no pony in Equestria can do easily." Nate stated. Then he smiled at Celestia and continued. "How would you like to be a stallion?"

"What?" Celestia asked. She was taken back as she noticed her voice was much deeper. She examined her body and noticed the muscles in her chest where more noticeable. He looked at her thicker hooves, licked her rougher lips with her larger tongue. "Turn me back, now!" She commanded in her deeper male voice.

"As you wish." Nate said with a dismissive wave.

Celestia now looked down at her chest and found her tail in the way. She looked back up at Nate with an annoyed expression and a raised eyebrow.

"What?" He said with a shrug. "You said and I quote 'Turn me back'. I turned turned your body around and kept your head mounted at the same position to eliminate mass-confusion. If I simply turned you around, you would have been facing a wall."

"Put my body back to normal, please." Celestia said struggling to keep her calm.

"Fine" Nate said with another wave.

Celestia looked down at her once again female and correct-facing body. He sighed. "If that was magic, that was much more than what even I could manage." She said dully. "I suppose you must be some form of god or demi-god." she said with a sigh of defeat. She had secretly hoped this was some phoney pony.

"Thank you."

Nate and Celestia returned to the point in time that was 20 seconds after they had left. Each with the knowledge of their conversation with each other. "That was quite fun, but I sure am hungry for more than donuts." Nate said with a smile to Pinkie. "Let's go get something to eat, Pinkie. You've been a gracious host and wonderful tour guide, so Mr. Tour Guide...lets go find your favorite restaurant. "

Pinkie's smile threatened to leave her face as it grew. She bounced with joy and landed right in front of Nate. Their noses nearly touching. "You're going to love it!" She squealed out in excitement.

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The duo left the library almost as quickly as they had arrived and as they walked Pinkie realized what she wanted for her 'anything'. She grew a tad calm and serious. "Nate?" She called out softly, stopping him with her hoof.

"Yes?" He said as he turned to meet the Pink mare's eyes.

"I know what 'anything' I want from you." She said with a small smile.

"Okay. Name it." Nate said reading himself to make something.

Pinkie grew a tad-nervous. "I want.........a......" Pinkie seemed to hesitate, but then a determined shine entered her pupils"..........a date!"

"Oki-doki I'll grant you your....................date!?" Nate exclaimed as a flaming golden moose with lasers for pupils appeared then disappeared within 10 seconds, to his left.

"Yes." Pinkie said with a polite nod. "With you to be exact."

"Why do you want to date me?" Nate asked.

"I thought you said 'anything'?" Pinkie said her eyes growing wet and a frown playing across her lips. "And besides...*sniff* don't you like me enough to go on a date with me?"

Nate was posed in an awkward stance as he looked at the little joyous pony that seemed like she was about to cry. "Oh my! No! I didn't mean to sound like I didn't want to if offered. It's just I didn't expect the request. Well....uhhhhhh wish granted, I suppose? We can go and do whatever you like on this date." Nate said with a large smile as he tried to cheer up the nearly-upset pony.

She began to bounce with joy as large, almost psychically impossible, smile showed off her joy like a giant golden bill board.

"Sooooooooo.......uhhh yeah. Shall I umm escort you to a fine establishment of your choosing? Or should I ask around a bit and find a nice place for us to have this 'date'?" Nate asked.

"I have a super-duper awesome idea!" Pinkie squealed out as she bounced up and down in front of Nate. He looked up and down following Pinkie with his eyes as she bounced. He thought about what he had just agreed to. He was wondering what this strange pony would do with him to him, or near him during this 'date'.

Pinkie led Nate off in an excited trot towards the center of town. Nate felt a sudden sensation of anxiety as he let the pinkie pony lead him to the site that would play host to their date. Pinkie talked at a few million words per minute. She was going on and on about how much fun this date was going to how much Nate was going to enjoy the place she had picked for it...