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// Colada nonsense 
// Story: Pony Jokes for Brony Folks. 
// by Firebirdbtops 
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As a young foal just moved to Ponyville, Pipsqueak had an easy time making new friends. Dinky, one of the young unicorns his age, was the first to approach the newcomer. the two of them had hit it off quickly, each containing a deep love of adventure. Ruby Pinch, who insisted on being called Piña often joined the two in their games. Having not much better to do one afternoon, the three began building a pirate ship at Pipsqueak's request. Taking an unusual interest in the activity, Piña instructed the others to bring their bedsheets to make the sail. Pip was delighted, but their parents were less so. When asked why the three had absconded with their formerly laundered bedspreads, Piña made her reasoning clear. "But MOM! You were the one that said that the best pirates are the ones that have three sheets to the wind!"